That sound you hear is all the teachers in Oklahoma shredding Trump Bibles tonight

Big if true!

Shoutout to all the Trump voters who also just got an email saying they may lose their dental insurance next year. If any of you are on here, I wanna hear from you.

Be sure to check on your Evangelical friends & family who thought Jesus was coming back today but now they’re getting Jimmy Kimmel instead.

Many people are saying: “Trump’s spewing lunacy about vaccines to distract us from Epstein.” Trump: “Watch me do the weave with vaccines & sexually transmitted diseases & 12 year olds.”

Keep our kids safe by keeping this lunacy out of NJ — vote for @mikiesherrill.bsky.social on or before November 4th. Early voting begins October 25th. Voting as soon as possible frees up resources for more voter outreach. Let’s do this 🔥 www.nj.gov/state/electi...

If Ciattarelli doesn’t denounce Trump’s war against Tylenol, he’s against science-based medicine — alienating our biggest industry & normie voters. If he stands up for science, he’s against Trump & loses his MAGA base. Tough choice 43 days out from the election.

The global headquarters of Kenvue (the company that owns Tylenol) is in Summit, New Jersey. If there’s a silver lining at all to be found in this insanely dangerous presser: It was a bad, bad night for NJ Republican gubernatorial candidate Jack Ciattarelli.

Trump’s “based on what I feel” approach to medicine worked out swell last time

Trump slandered Tylenol in his official capacity as the President of the United States. That multibillion dollar company is absolutely going to sue us — the taxpayers — into oblivion. Louisiana is one of the poorest states in our entire country. Their senator, Bill Cassidy:

Go fash, lose cash. Good work everyone. 🔥

Q: “What advice can you give sincere New Jerseyans […] who can’t look beyond the nation’s border chief accepting a bribe, or the FCC silencing dissent, or those January 6 pardons for attacking our police?” Ciattarelli: Well let’s talk about windmills.

I’m reminded of this June op-ed by Rev. Dr. Charles F. Boyer, a leader among Black NJ ministers, explaining why he couldn’t allow Jack “I’m proud to be endorsed by Trump” Ciattarelli to speak at his congregation. “This is not a political disagreement. This is a moral emergency.”

Saaaaaame

When asked about racially segregated NJ schools, MAGA Jack Ciattarelli implies it’s only an issue “if schools with predominantly Black student populations were outperforming schools with predominantly white populations.” The quiet part, on camera, into a microphone, loudly & deliberately:

My god. WHY would NJ Republican gubernatorial candidate Jack Ciattarelli — three times — vote against bills to keep sex offenders & other abusers away from children?? And against a bill to address college sexual assaults?? Read this. Seriously, wtf??

First they came for the tattoos, but I did not speak out because I did not have tattoos… Then they came for the emojis…

2/ “…people think this is some kind of a game. [Voting] is a privilege. Half the world can’t.” Non-voters & regretful Republicans alike have a chance to redeem themselves on November 4th in NJ, VA, NY, PA, CA, & elsewhere across the country. Check here: ballotpedia.org/Elections_ca...

To the “leftists” & “centrists” who voted third party, wrote in Ronald Reagan or Ceasefire, or stayed home; to those who thought the guardrails would hold; to those feigning shock he’s declaring “war” on American cities: We tried to warn you. She tried to warn you. Idk what else to tell you. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Still laughing about this

Trump has ZERO% approval among White voters EVERY. SINGLE. OTHER. DEMOGRAPHIC. DISAPPROVES.

OOF. Trump is underwater in 39/50 states. More than negative 10% in all 7/7 swing states. Only FIVE of the eleven states with +approval are above 5%. If this continues, it does NOT bode well for Republicans nationwide in the midterms. 👀

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🧵 Gentleman in DC on the suspension of @jimmykimmel.com: “But you know who the real villains in this whole thing are? The 60-some percent of American voters who didn’t [vote].” LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK. 1/

WEST CALDWELL, NJ After the town council tried to stifle protesters by requiring permits 30 days in advance, admin fees, & $2M in liability insurance, residents fought back. Ordinance is now tabled. Your hometown? Share your thoughts with Mayor Tempesta: 973-226-2300 westcaldwell.com/contactus

Amazing. Awful. Amazing depiction of our awful media.

Brendan Carr stands with @jimmykimmel.com

Holy smokes there really is a tweet for everything.

ICYMI. This is what @jimmykimmel.com said about Charlie Kirk on the day of his murder.

After Trump’s FCC chair, demanded ABC take action against against Kimmel for his comments on Kirk, Nexstar, the largest operator of ABC affiliates announced it would pull Kimmel from its stations Then ABC said it was taking Kimmel off the air Nexstar is seeking FCC approval for a $6.2B merger

NEW JERSEY! Remember when High Tax Jack tried to raise our property & income taxes? That was awesome. Now he wants “a 10% sales tax on everything.” If for no other reason, vote with your wallets for @mikiesherrill.bsky.social. Early voting begins 10/25. www.nj.gov/state/electi...

Ah yes, 22 yo gamer speak: father = “my old man” car = “vehicle” See it all the time.

“Sir, you don’t tell me my time is over. The people of New Jersey tell me what my time is!” “You may be in charge of the FBI but I am not afraid of you, Sir.” 🔥 That’s 🔥 My 🔥 Senator 🔥 @booker.senate.gov

ok

At this rate, FBI Director Jackass Clouseau may end up getting this case tossed entirely

The Breaking Bad revival starring Kash Patel is terrible

BREAKING: 4.5 out of 5 Americans “died last year from drugs.” Catch @jaketapper.bsky.social on @cnn.com at 5 PM EST tomorrow for his special report.

7 ft tall wealthy white dude doesn’t feel threatened in Trump’s America. More news at 11

ICYMI, some rare brave leadership out of Iowa. In defiance of Kim Reynolds, Johnson County Board of Supervisors Chairman Jon Green refused to lower the flags & “honor” Charlie Kirk. And now he’s facing seriously vile harassment. This man deserves our support. Thank you @modestholdings.com. 🇺🇸

Jack Ciattarelli will be sitting down with Brian Kilmeade tomorrow. Let’s see if the Republican gubernatorial candidate denounces Kilmeade’s call for murdering homeless people… otherwise I’m assuming he co-signs that kind of plan for NJ.

I miss the old guy

You’d think these dummies would want to improve on Trump’s abysmal jobs report… and yet… you’d be wrong.

Um

Per grok, Robinson aligned with “fringes of the alt-right, specifically the Groyper movement” “pro-Trump conservatives who see mainstream Republicans like Charlie Kirk as sellouts or "fake conservatives" infected by globalism, liberalism, or even fascism-lite.” Re: bullets 👇