This woman asked me if i wanted my ass ate. Idk whether to be intrigued or concerned.

I need my soul drained from my body repeatedly right about now

If you have any tasks or hobbies that make you focus of very small details. That will help with the sad from personal experience.

That gushy moose knuckle lol

The Saints are really winless…

I wonder what today is lol

Sooooo who’s gonna kick this post off? 👀

So who wants to go with me?

i’m there.

Out here just enjoying the day

Went on a little side quest today

I plan on drinking all day

Having a baby by a man with known rape allegations is interesting...

Fuckin FINALLY it’s Friday! Let me throw my ass back real quick!

Will never fall for the “I’ll sleep when I’m dead” shit all in the name of bettering yourself and getting to the money. Rest is NEEDED in order to get where you tryna go. Rest baby, it’ll be there when you get up

I need to do a photo shoot these pictures are getting old

What color/ design should I get my toes painted for this pedicure

Do you want your 😻 ate real quick?

You got Served for the culture but Step Up 2 for Moose 🤷🏾‍♂️🤣

3 years 5 months

Well damn!!

1,5,6, and 7 unfortunately

Being bald was nice for the summer but I’m about to grow this hair back out. I miss my waves and locs.

Look who’s graced us with her presence

Y’all gotta stop using R.I.P. for ain’t shit ass people. Go for the jugular and use B.I.H. BURN IN HELL! 🙂‍↕️

It’s getting cold outside, let me get your number.

Chocolate and cream filled 😏

I told my aunt to stop trying to recruit me for ICE cause I was literally finna give the streets they entire gameplan. I was finna be letting mfs GO 😂😂😂😂

seriously thinking about becoming a teacher or working in schools.

I can grow up to 6 of that good good in Colorado! Yeah i knew I moved to the right place lol!

Your hired! Approved! Accepted! You reached a goal! You Passed! Congratulations in advance 🥂✨

Polygamy isnt about having threesomes it's about building family wealth and having a bigger and better support system.

Marvin Gaye and Whitney Houston

I just sit back like 😍🥰

This is my wife whenever she gets drunk lol

I didn’t take the meat out the freezer like my mom asked

Ladies just a little advice: If you’re gonna flirt, then FLIRT! With all the tittie meat in your chest and every ounce of “plow me through the mattress respectfully “ energy you can muster! Or it will go unnoticed!

1, 6, & 8

*Adds to my cart*

These 11’s are getting old! I need a job at a desk at this point.

Song of the Day

I’ve lost my love for art.. at the same time I lost the love for myself.. we’re gonna find both. Starting today.

In honor of Halloween Season arriving. I Will now be known as the “Spookie Coochie Munch”

I just know my therapist has a field day whenever they see my name on their calendar lol

Excuse me while i have a mental breakdown on my break lol