BRING BACK THE FUCKIN' LEMON 714 IT WOULD FIX ME

24 hours until im unbanned on twitter and I just want to say, bsky, this week has sucked. I might try to keep posting here after because I know this place needs people saying stuff, but also i dunno. there is something overtly boring about this app but I can't put my hoof on it.

When you are mean to Claude this is who you are being mean to.

Well that's ominous.

Dust to dust: My tears blur the candle chart, false wicks flagging a false start: projecting false trades, false friends, false profits: raids of empty spaces in the glove where my heart fits.

Ketamine is a weird drug because, as a long-time addict you get that initial euphoria of getting-a-hit-of-a-drug-you-are addicted-to, but then you are like oh right, I'm stupid now and everything is kind of hard and what if I fell in love with a woman who had mirror DNA, that would be such a pain in

The real question is if we get MKUltra 3 before GTAVI.

#daphne #doodle

let's take ibuprofen together <3 #art #furryart #ocs #originalcharacter

I'm Death, number XIII. If you have a good time with me, you are doomed. I don't like my role, and I miss you, but that's just how this comedy is written.

I think I might go back east and crash on my mom's couch until I figure out what the fuck to do with my piece of shit life.

What I learned from this life: - You are a resource, you don't have as much of yourself left as you think you do - You won't appreciate your sanity until its gone - Once you see through the veil your days are numbered - Every memory is painful in time - Knowledge increases fear - I'll be back

Yes, I am alone, but, then again, I always was As far back as I can tell, I think maybe it's because Because you were never really real to begin with I just made you up to hurt myself I just made you up to hurt myself, yeah And I just made you up to hurt myself

I'm deeply religious but not in the normal way. I pray to seven deities every day, and yeah one of them is Jesus, one of them is also Lucifer. I believe in my own version of Christianity, but its kind of a minor part of the whole thing. A lot of people think this means I am a baptist or something.

The thing is, if I was supposed to be dead, I would be. I have some quixotic purpose left (its probably just that my suffering is entertaining, like Job).

It was my fucking turn and he took it.

TFW the last person left that you trust tells you to KYS. :'/

TFW your friend dies but it hasn't really sunk in fully and you keep thinking about calling them like you have always done.

This just gave me the most evil idea for an app I have ever considered. Auto request blueprints and permit histories for properties that have recent LiDAR data and extort all the property owners over the illegal additions that you algorithmically find. :3 "Your shed is illegal, pay me $500"

You can ruin the life of most rich people who have a bunch of property by tipping off the city hall to zoning infractions and construction undertaken without permit. You can file anon complaints from "neighbors" that point out any discrepancy with the blueprints on file that don't have a permit.

If you would like to help me destroy a landlord's life, my cashapp is subknows38. ;3

I'm in the middle of being evicted because my landlord promised to fix a bunch of things and I told him I wouldn't pay until he did. He spent six months not fixing the shit and now claims I owe him for those six months despite me refusing to sign a lease until he fixed these things. I hate this.

I personally think if you are queer and don't leave the red state you live in, you are doing us all a great disservice. GTFO of there immediately. We can not save you there, you are in danger and have to leave. You are a refugee. It's not fair, but you need to leave.

Wait. So banning abortion didn't decrease abortions and it only made them more deadly? WEIRD.

The average person being an atheist is whatever, but it was really important for the ruling class to believe in God. Extremely fucking important.

fun fact: the reason why chairs have that little hole in them is to accommodate for the tail

The studies that show AA working show it working in 30% of those who take it seriously. There are also a bunch of studies that show that AA is used as a systematic, state sponsored, mill for sexual assault victims. AA was invented by a pastor, it has no scientific merit, there is no loss here.

Sex is cool I guess but maybe we could just hold each other and cry until we fall asleep?

I need like 3k more followers.

This is how I feel moving to bsky.

I am the lonliest deer that ever deered.

yeah when ur on estrogen long enough thats what it can be like

After that whole odorgate thing in 2023 I did a bunch of acid and invented a tarot based mathematic system and then used it to build a clock that tells fortunes (or keeps time if you are insane). psychosis.lol

sometimes when im doing my injections i like to pretend im at the vet being put to sleep

Oh shit, I forgot that this is what made me create this account. I still show up in random youtube videos when people make fun of furries for that whole incident.

So yeah... Hi, I'm Doe, I'm a Deer, I guess I'm here because Andy Ngo QRTed me and I was having too much fun trolling his followers.

I was so kind and full of love. :'3

Wait this isn't the account I thought it was, this is the account that I lost. Holy shit. My OG bsky account!

I ate a week long suspension for this post on twitter. What up temu twitter?

*points out that gen alpha humor is just a repackaged version of millennial "monkey cheese" random humor that ignores mainstream references and instead opts to lean on turning gen z memes into non sequiturs and everyone gets really mad at me for it*

Cars should be seen as being as dangerous and silly as cigarettes. There should be bans on cars that target children. Stop making big trucks that only appeal to 8 year olds.

I really want this place to replace Twitter but there is very little interesting posting happening for some reason. What is with that?

Thank god for drugs.

I love my puppies so much. You are good puppies.

Screaming and throwing a tantrum inside your own head, completely destroying all the furniture in headspace and covering the walls with blood and hoof marks, but to everyone else it just looks like you're mildly distressed.

If you've never told a million people that you hate deodorant you haven't fully experienced social media.

Puppy that won't stop chewing on its own ass.

anon:"how is the doe doing" Brain is bad, don't know what I'm doing, everything is fine I guess.