*points out that gen alpha humor is just a repackaged version of millennial "monkey cheese" random humor that ignores mainstream references and instead opts to lean on turning gen z memes into non sequiturs and everyone gets really mad at me for it*

Cars should be seen as being as dangerous and silly as cigarettes. There should be bans on cars that target children. Stop making big trucks that only appeal to 8 year olds.

I really want this place to replace Twitter but there is very little interesting posting happening for some reason. What is with that?

Thank god for drugs.

I love my puppies so much. You are good puppies.

Screaming and throwing a tantrum inside your own head, completely destroying all the furniture in headspace and covering the walls with blood and hoof marks, but to everyone else it just looks like you're mildly distressed.

If you've never told a million people that you hate deodorant you haven't fully experienced social media.

Puppy that won't stop chewing on its own ass.

anon:"how is the doe doing" Brain is bad, don't know what I'm doing, everything is fine I guess.

Understanding only ruins the whimsy.

Now add the inverse.

How many hallways? How many lives? There are infinites that dwarf infinites.

Praying to a smoke alarm with the battery visibly removed.

Nothing matters to N̶̺̯͌͋͠͝O̷̡̩̪̟͛́̔͝T̴̬̜̤͙̏̔̐̕̚H̴̨̻̣͉̍͛̿I̶̬̽͆͋͝Ň̵̫͚͍͒̒̄Ǧ̷̞͙͉͖̌̐ matters pipeline.

anon:"Is there any gift you would like for Christmas, Doe mom?" I would like some compassion, clarity, maybe a little reverence. :3

Puppy who is tired of every community being an ephemeral thing that only feels "right" for a few years or months before it destroys itself leaving everyone involved more jaded than before and longing for a time that almost happened.

If they ban everyone like me from twitter who will the nazis even throw insults at? Do they even know what they are going for? Doesn't seem like it.

anon:"Did anyone ever break your heart ?" Yes, several people have. I have had some really long lasting relationships crumble. 😬

out of curiosity i wanted to see how many times an incumbent president has either declined to run for reelection or been denied renomination, with the incumbent party winning the subsequent election. it happened three times: 1856, 1880 and 1928.

The goodest puppy is the puppy reading this. Yeah. :3 That's right. <3

*sleeps in a big pile of trash*

I think people who have said or done fucked up shit deserve to grow as people and be better.

A lot of evil people lead equally boring lives.

Are you gonna serve her coffee? ✨️🦌🤨

Curiosity is the gateway drug.

Getting the itch to play with code again, feels like the puzzlecube from hellraiser tho.

If you're talking to yourself who is listening?

If you never dance or sing you will get soul atrophy.

Puppy who is deeply nostalgic for something it can't quite remember.

When the room is mostly empty it's easy to be loud. This analogy breaks down when the space is empty enough for thermodynamics to come into play.

Its called Just Post and the idea is that you Just Post.

Sometimes I'm like meditating, trying to find inner peace, and a billion dollar idea pops into my head. I'm like fuck off I'm trying to find inner peace here this is worthless.

Bsky is missing the weird trans girls posting shit like "slamming her head into the doorframe cus foreplay still matters to me".

Someone asked me if I was sick because I was wearing a mask, I said no, I'm just trying not to get sick. What I wanted to say was "die you stupid bitch".

*lays sprawled out on the floor and has a conversation with someone who you can't see*

I want MLP and Homestuck shipping to dominate my tl again. Surely that still exists somewhere.

Deercember 9th: Anyone wanna hang out on the beach?

Puppy who won't stop whining and scratching at the door.

hot take in addition to spoken and written languages, schools should teach signing as just a universal skill. there are so many situations it would be useful in for everyone.

I need a sparkle fur feed.

Mommy who makes you recite the details of each of her OCs and punishes you for mistakes. Every character's lore is complicated and frequently retconned and you are always doomed from the start.

My style of political posting is special because it upsets everyone, but everyone gets upset in a different way about it. 🌈✨🦌

Right wing people will go into a space full of queers, aggressively misgender everyone, and try to make conversation about how "nobody is friendly to me at these things cus I like American flags".

After they lose they will blame the left and use it as an excuse to go even more right, leading to more than a decade of dem losses. Don't worry tho, we are in the middle of a peaceful collapse and the government only exists to fund genocide and local fash regardless of who is in charge.

TFW you call a puppy over using that really excited doggy voice and they get visibly excited but you just want them to warm your feet.

neet bny

If the dems force a Biden nomination they WILL, without any doubt, lose the election. You can fight about the details all you want, this is a fact that is set in stone.

You can post this on Twitter but the shit I say gets me suspended. This is the kind of person that platform caters to.

A lot of people are like what do you mean by this? Its not just one thing tho it's several things and it would take a lot of posts and then people would be like, okay but how about some names?

The actual darkness of the furry community is not something I was prepared for when I moved to the PNW. I have considered writing a novel to fictionalize it, but I think it would hurt our community more than it would help. It's fascinating and it makes me sick to my stomach.