New LDR out today 🦌 and her husband has a songwriting credit

Educational NSFW Post: Vulva anatomy! Note the location of the clit relative to the vaginal opening. They are NOT directly adjacent. Between them is the vestibule and urethral opening aka PEE HOLE. I know penis pee holes can be touched just fine, but leave my vestibule and urethra alone please.

I'll be sending a newsletter out soon! www.maddybloomdates.ca if like me, you love some longform in your inbox. This month is a housekeeping note; sharing a bit about my updated offerings on my website. I've also written about deciding to offer #bbbj which is kinda fun. #GFE #FSSW #oursky #SWers

congratulations to us all for making it through another valentines day season. back to regularly scheduled levels of romance and love 🎀 #gfe #FSSW #oursky

Catch me raising my expectations higher and higher - hope you can keep up sweetie xoxo

HAHAHAHHAHAHHA THIS IS FUNNYYYYY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Happy Friday here’s my bum 😘 #gfe #naturallight #oursky #fssw #nofilter #feet

Smitten Kitten is just the best.

🌟 Sex workers at Sheri’s Ranch, a legal brothel in Pahrump, Nevada, are unionizing with the Communications Workers of America @cwaunion.bsky.social Last week, management fired several pro-union workers—including the union’s primary organizer, Jupiter Jetson thenevadaindependent.com/article/sex-...

First case of sex workers unionizing in US history unitedbrothelworkers.org

To the woman walking down the street this morning, hands behind her back, lifting up her entire winter parka, sweater and t shirt to scratch underneath her bra strap - I salute you and am happy for you

I've been looking for the perfect silk robe that feels like me for ages and ages and maybe finally found it? 🥹 🎀 www.simons.ca/en/women-und...

My online grocery order came to $111.11 this morning 💫✨ *just saying* If you want to swirl around in my magical orbit of stardust and love this special weekend, I have just a little pocket of time left ⭐️💓🌟 #gfe #valentinesdate #magic #maddybloom

Sometimes I wonder if the most taboo sex act I do with some clients is when I infuse genuine love into the space we share. I am careful and intentional about how and when this happens, but I don’t see anything wrong with it, despite common (mis)understandings about #sexwork

If you’re wondering what kind of men I’m into youtu.be/J4f3wryMU5M?...

Been a minute since I bought myself (my favourite) flowers 🌸🌸🌸

I truly haven’t done any personal or work related social media in over a decade, and thus I’m stuck in the era of grainy photos with heavy vignettes and honestly?…I’m happy to live in this aesthetic forever. #gfe #milf #SWers

More of this vibe please

Was taken on a really interesting ‘field trip’ last night. The vibe wasn’t exactly as we anticipated, but the company was 10/10 💓. #gfe #sexyadventures

I love taking a moment to perch. Safely. On the inside. Anyone else watch the free solo skyscraper event this weekend? That’s what’s I was thinking about up in my window haha.

Getting booking requests for every day of February except valentines weekend. Am I going to be alone on the 14th❤️‍🔥?

I’m a sensitive creature and I swear these geomagnetic storms make me feel strange and drowsy. So beautiful though

you ever have such a good session with someone that you need to hump a pillow about it after they leave? Or is that just me? #GFE

coming at you new in 2026: two hundred percent more bush

I don't believe in sex before returning to your birth river to spawn

Posting on X vs 🦋

I'm curious about how other #SWers prioritize self-pleasure, separate from our work lives... #selflove #pleasure #gfe #sexualhealth

I take it as a big compliment when clients tell me how our sessions together have inspired them to prioritize deeper self-pleasure. Trying out new toys, looking for more diverse porn, taking a warm bath for the first time in years... encouraging thoughtful sexual self-care makes me happy 💜 #GFE

I love when my clients share with me how our sessions have inspired them to explore sex on their own and not feel so limited by repressive social norms and the daily grind. A rich and interesting sex life requires intention and vulnerability, especially as we age! #GFE #SWers #sexualhealth

💜skin-to-skin💜

I love a book cosplaying as an unmarked white envelope :)

Merino wool thigh highs and goosebumps might be my signature look

This is fun, introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to: No Doubt Modest Mouse Ethel Cain Hozier Red Hot Chili Peppers

my admin day of emails and texts has my face flush. Not sure what's in the air today but it's feeling extra spicy #gfe #spicywork

Would love to have a date where we put the #oilers game on and work together to make me 💦 every time they score. I feel like tonight would have been a good one for that.

This could be us

also trying to manifest a sensual spa date before the winter ends

Definitely never ever love getting unsolicited pics on my phone but a guy I haven’t met randomly sent me a sunrise photo this morning and I’ll admit I wasn’t mad about it. #sfw #GFE #yeg

30+ #SWers what have you spent your fun $ on recently? I took myself on a costco shopping spree after a date last month and stockpiled household cleaning supplies for like a year. That was fun.

I also found this film sweet and fun. I enjoy chatting about tv and movies during dates, and this is one that I like to hear my clients' perspectives on. I also really liked that it takes place at the advent of advertising online. Hard to imagine doing this work before the internet!

We know it's our year lol. Drawing by an Instagram account called lousydrawingsforgoodpeople

Love this. The creator is www.graculusdraws.co.uk They have a really 🔥 gallery of work

I've been happy & successful working w/o socials, but it can def feel isolating and lonely at times. Mostly here to remind myself there are a lot of gorgeous weirdos out there doing the same thing I am. Anyway, I guess #purplefriday is a thing so here is my offering - one of my underwear drawers 💜

nothing like swapping out the fall #LeeValleyTools porno for the spring #WestCoastSeeds porno in the bathroom, or Richters in your case @riverxwilde.bsky.social 🤤

Sluts Against Fascism. Share if you agree 👀

Finally caved and trying social media for the first time in like a decade...feels like poking my head out from a bunker. Kinda scary.