Ask me a question (throwback to last summer. gotta get back in shape!)

Reposting this in case you are planning your week!

One of the things that really has been bothering me is that I found out a colleague has been talking behind my back with clients and I tried to be her friend despite her being really unpleasant with me. I am pretty sure she tried to sabotage me many times when we got the same clients.

Don't be this person. I'm not here to entertain anybody for free. He messaged me at 7am. I'm having a really tough weekend. 😔 I hope this week makes up for it

I'm free most of today! Please reach out as soon as possible. 💖

I just had 4 cancellations. What are things you do to cheer yourself up when you're feeling down and low energy? Photo of my cat as a bonus

One really important life skill is to tolerate confrontation. If someone tells you they are hurt by something you did, or if you feel concerned if someone is talking about injustices they experience, or if you are upset by an idea you can't wrap your mind around, just sit with it and process.

In Montreal one more day!🥰😘

Here is a list of logical fallacies with examples, if you stumble upon someone who is attacking you on the internet without good arguments in order to boost their own ego and assess dominance, it's likely they are using at least one of those

I can't push anyone to continue seeing me, but it is really upsetting when clients I did a bunch of extra labor for cancel, or claim they will book me again very soon and then don't.

I had a cancellation today, I'm available all afternoon & evening!

Few things annoy me more than people lacking reading comprehension skills and using fallacious arguments to destabilize someone they want to shut down when they feel threatened. lol

Good morning 🌄

Omg you guys!!! Next month is my 1 year anniversary as a pro GFE! And my very first lover still sees me! It's so cute! I remember being so scared and almost backing out! But I needed groceries and a new place to rent. After I was done i thought... this is awesome! I should have started sooner!

Cheers to us.

More than smoke and mirrors 🌹 #datekelowna #datevancouver #oursky

The best way to stay in touch and chat is through my exclusive page which is updated weekly with pictures and videos. ❤️ Link is on my bio, see you there! 😉

GFE sessions are available as of tomorrow! ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ `· . ꔫ

I have lots of free time today and this weekend!

I PET BABY GOATS AND GROWN UP GOATS AND ALPACAS AND PIGS AND CHICKENS AND SHEEP AND HORSES AND DUCKS AND DOGS AND CATS AND RABBITS AND A FUCKING EMU!!!!!!! And the goats were fighting over me!!! I am ELATED!

Always Post Ass

No makeup + a messy bun + a belly full of steak & chocolate chip cookies = absolute bliss ✌🏻

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A cool dude gave me food tonight as I was leaving his Airbnb and I am so grateful 🥰 I was starving

Waiting patiently for your arrival 💋

I'm available tomorrow after 5 pm ✨ ⊹˚. ♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖

Absolutely

We work hard behind closed doors. The appointments are the fun part. But us SW are on our phones 24/7! Replying, entertaining, supporting. I never have time for friendships or relationships outside my work. And so we are always busy (unpaid) until the actually date. Remember to gift your lady.

I didn't know what half of these terms meant ... 😒 This is yet another issue I have with this industry because it normalizes stuff like this

I'm realizing that my new incall doesn't have proper lighting to take good selfies.. I'm wondering if there's a discreet place with large mirrors and good lighting I could use.

I updated my Throne wishlist in case someone wants to brighten up this sad icy day for me! throne.com/lunasparx

Throwback to the summer on this icy day! Schedule for next week 🌷Sunday 15th: might have a cancellation before 7pm 🌷March 16th: AM (outcall only) & after 7pm 🌷Tuesday 17th: after 1pm 🌷Thursday 19th: after 4pm 🌷Friday 20th: all day (morning outcall only) 🌷Saturday 21st: after 3pm

Maybe this is counter intuitive, but I like reposting colleagues who look very different from me. There are so many beautiful women out there, they don't all look the same. /ᐢ⑅ᐢ\ ♡ ₊˚ ꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ ♡‧₊˚ ♡ ./づ~ :¨·.·¨: ₊˚ `·..·‘ ₊˚

In Toronto next week from March 19-22 and I still have time to meet one or two more lovers. Write me 🍓

A local vacation at my incall ? I cant give you a sunset but i can show you a moon 🤣✨️

I must say I'm fairly proud of myself. I've been walking a lot, doing yoga almost every day, eating healthier, just breathing. 💗 I've been reading and I hope to start watching movies again and making arts and crafts. It slowly feels like I'm becoming myself again.

There is a client who booked a friend of a friend, and was very late. He posted on a review board that he was scammed by her because he fully paid. He asked for a discount next time and she refused, but he wrote on the board she's ugly and won't see her again. Be careful what you read on there.

Plenty of my time freed up this week! I am free later today, I had a cancellation tomorrow, and another one on Thursday. Who is lucky enough to replace these gentlemen?

For the f*cking morons who are asking, no, I am not recovering from an STI LOL

✫✰𝑲𝒆𝒍'𝒔 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒉 𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒆✰✫ ✈️ Bday Vacation(Cabo Mexico):Feb 28-March 3 ♥March 4,5,6:10am-10pm ♥March 9,10,11,12:10am-10pm ♥March 16,17,18,19:10am-10pm ♥March 23,24,25,26:10am-10pm ♥March 30,31:10am-10pm •𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒕 𝑴𝒆 𝑻𝒐 𝑩𝒐𝒐𝒌: Text me: 604-341-2352 •𝑭𝒖𝒍𝒍 𝑹𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔 & 𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒔: www.kelcaine.com 📸 Jonny Ray

I'm excited to reunite with lovers I've missed & meet new friends! Thanks to those who reached out while I was away to book dates for my return - you've made me feel so special ☺️ Remaining Toronto March dates: 20th, 22nd, 27th & 31st Also availability in the first half of April & much of May xox

I'm not here to convince anybody of my worth or argue with men endlessly on the internet. I simply observe who understands how to approach me and other extraordinary women. The rest just reveal themselves. ✨

Just a few days until I'm completely healed! I feel so relieved that this ordeal is over and I can get back to the regular program so to speak. 🪽🪽

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Meow 😸

I am available all day! (Photo from 2 weeks ago)

I'm getting new tattoos in a week 🥰

I don't really have anything to say for international women's day. Women's rights are being questioned right now, and misogyny as well as gender based violence are on the rise. I just really hope things will change.

Extra kisses and free passes to all the ladies today. You deserve everything and more! And then some more on top of it 🥂

Thank you so much for the cute lunch 💕💕💕