Because reading is what??

Anyone want to get me hard this morning?

Probably the best pic I’ve taken

The wonderful @happywanksgivin.bsky.social was playing around with photoshop, and now I need this on a tank top, and a jockstrap.

Wonder how long it’ll take for the shirt to go missing…

Cock woke up this morning and heard it was #fcf

I don’t make the rules. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Got a little dickstracted

When Trump speaks (mumbles, rambles, etc.) here are the translations:⤵️

Getting ready for my first Warhammer game in months! Trying out a new army and a new detachment, so let’s see if I can remember everything. …yes, I know I still have painting to do.

Letting my nerd flag fly! Already had the commander for my most played deck signed by the artist, but now I have the serialized companion! It’s shiny, and my adhd is pleased.

Starting off Friday on a high note

I couldn’t resist

Did I spend most of my day editing to avoid the news? Yup! Was I successful in avoiding the news? NOPE! Whisky and hot tub it is.

Starting the day with some puppy snuggles, and rereading a series for the dopamine.

Insomnia just means my dick gets a little more attention.

No way Drumpf would EVER understand this.

Hole feeling well used today. Thanks for the Sunday loads @moosellaneous.bsky.social and @happywanksgivin.bsky.social 😉

Gotta love Sundays with @alternativetoad.bsky.social and @happywanksgivin.bsky.social

Am I proud I read 59 books this year? Yes! Does it bother me it’s not an even 60? OH YEAH!

I am erect and proud

Trump's promise of $1,776 for service members last night -- which was supposed to be a tariff thing -- is in fact theft from increased housing allowances. www.defenseone.com/policy/2025/...

Can my neighbors see right into my hot tub? YUP! Have they complained? Not yet ;)

Men with hairy tiddies to the FRONT

Just some Pokémon ZA DLC, and a hairy chest. It’s gonna be a good day

Anyone want to get this the rest of the way up?

I just remembered I took this pic yesterday and never posted it. So... Happy Sunday I guess!

#fcf from the gym

Looking for someone to skewer.

Getting a new leather jacket for the motorcycle means I’m hard the moment I put it on. The smell is like an activation switch for my dick.

Home from the gym and it won’t go down!

Pokemon ZA shiny hunting (full dex), shirtless dbd streamer, and I’m just relaxing in some grey sweats. Good way to relax before thanksgiving.

Steam Room

It’s my last day of lab for the semester, but this little cuddle monster is making hard to get ready.

You should never come in between a couple, well except when @alternativetoad.bsky.social and @moosellaneous.bsky.social pull down your thong and get to work on both ends of you 😮‍💨 #suckitsaturday

Hey do you mind watching this for a sec for me?

Just laying around

Sunday Cumday with @alternativetoad.bsky.social and @happywanksgivin.bsky.social

All holed up for a cozy Saturday 🥰

Nice, relaxing morning

EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!

Ok, but why does Pokemon ZA have my daily outfit down to the leather cap? There’s not even motorcycles in the game!

Hmm…that hot tub looks familiar

Oh yeah, ‘tis humpday!

Shower #fcf. Feeling a lil dirty before I get clean.

Early morning #fcf Pic

When you're a sociopath and get angry that someone else's medical emergency, just four feet away, drew focus from your gloating and you forget which lie you were on.

Throwback Thursday! Just a Moose showing a little ass