I need a beach day again ASAP!

“You’re cutting weight?” “Yeah, hence the Dr. Seuss themed meal prep.”

when you run out of clothes to lose in strip poker

I think this is what I'm going to wear to Vice tomorrow night.

If you see this, QTP with your favorite Fire-type Pokemon.

Relaxing Easter with both of the puppers snoozing with their new toy bears.

Just relaxing on a sunny Friday

New motorcycle vest, new jock, same moose

My current roster of commander decks.

Putting the BUFF in history buff! Can’t wait to add this to my roster of vampare commanders!

Took a little alone time, and it was needed!

Thanks to the new puppy I haven’t gotten off in days. Who wants to lend a mouth?

Quote this with your favorite animal I do the same in the hot tub.

Trapped under a 12 week old puppy. Do not send help.

Early morning snuggles. I’ll be stuck here for a while.

Hooked on Pokopia

It’s time for the gym, but my kickstand is stuck half way up

Because reading is what??

Anyone want to get me hard this morning?

Probably the best pic I’ve taken

The wonderful @happywanksgivin.bsky.social was playing around with photoshop, and now I need this on a tank top, and a jockstrap.

Wonder how long it’ll take for the shirt to go missing…

Cock woke up this morning and heard it was #fcf

I don’t make the rules. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Got a little dickstracted

When Trump speaks (mumbles, rambles, etc.) here are the translations:⤵️

Getting ready for my first Warhammer game in months! Trying out a new army and a new detachment, so let’s see if I can remember everything. …yes, I know I still have painting to do.

Letting my nerd flag fly! Already had the commander for my most played deck signed by the artist, but now I have the serialized companion! It’s shiny, and my adhd is pleased.

Starting off Friday on a high note

I couldn’t resist

Did I spend most of my day editing to avoid the news? Yup! Was I successful in avoiding the news? NOPE! Whisky and hot tub it is.

Starting the day with some puppy snuggles, and rereading a series for the dopamine.

Insomnia just means my dick gets a little more attention.

No way Drumpf would EVER understand this.

Hole feeling well used today. Thanks for the Sunday loads @moosellaneous.bsky.social and @happywanksgivin.bsky.social 😉

Gotta love Sundays with @alternativetoad.bsky.social and @happywanksgivin.bsky.social

Am I proud I read 59 books this year? Yes! Does it bother me it’s not an even 60? OH YEAH!

I am erect and proud

Trump's promise of $1,776 for service members last night -- which was supposed to be a tariff thing -- is in fact theft from increased housing allowances. www.defenseone.com/policy/2025/...

Can my neighbors see right into my hot tub? YUP! Have they complained? Not yet ;)

Men with hairy tiddies to the FRONT

Just some Pokémon ZA DLC, and a hairy chest. It’s gonna be a good day

Anyone want to get this the rest of the way up?

I just remembered I took this pic yesterday and never posted it. So... Happy Sunday I guess!

#fcf from the gym

Looking for someone to skewer.

Getting a new leather jacket for the motorcycle means I’m hard the moment I put it on. The smell is like an activation switch for my dick.

Home from the gym and it won’t go down!