if i said i want your body now would you hold it against me? cause you feel like paradise and i need a vacation tonight

don't give a fuck tbh

i dropped my phone on the driveway and now the front falls out if i turn it upside down 😤

why? just... why? we've already perfected gaming controller. put effort into something else. make some interesting games, perhaps?

need a **** to *** and ****

flirting with bloomf (literally just thinking about him)

manifesting a QUIET work week where I have to do almost nothing

standing in one spot is actually kinda hard. a bit painful even if more than a few minutes. walking >>>>> standing

i've grown tired of talking shite on the internet 😔

should i treat myself??

im shocked we didn't see Danganronpa 2x2 at any of the presentations over the last week. it was announced in the September 2025 Nintendo Direct and is still slated for a 2026 release. where is the release date??

im a bit overwhelmed with everything going on today tbh. gonna be sick

A NEW XENOBLADE GAME!!!! A NEW FUCKING XENOBLADE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire Emblem looks great, but I haven't spotted a soft boi to obsess over yet

This is what every game developer sounds like right now.

Rest assured, nobody is going to have a cock after this Nintendo Direct.

persona 4 revival better have the yosuke romance

legally nintendo HAVE to announce tomorrow that a direct is happening on tuesday

ngl i kinda thought it looked like shite but i didn't wanna say anything but now i dont care lol

i was fine not playing P3R on release and i'll be fine not playing P4R on release because i've played P3 and P4 before, but i will not be fine waiting for a Switch 2 release of P6 if its not the same day as other consoles. i may have to splash out on a PS5 😭

we're so back

ITS SPOOKY!

it looks good, hearing new VAs is a bit jarring though. glad to see Marie. a bit annoyed there's no Switch 2 version yet

do companies not know how to make game trailers any more? this isn't a trailer, it's a full gameplay segment. 5 minutes in and it's still going. just tell us what it is and move ON

hopefully the xbox showcase just starts with persona so we dont have to sit through the shite

i am morally opposed to fortnite

not SGF bringing out snoop dogg...

in bed second guessing the worth of my existence 🙃

lotta big juicy asses on bluesky today...

😬

i think i'd kill myself if i couldn't have crisps

is bluetooth supposed to just not work

The mood is… off today

at what point am i allowed to respond to work emails with: 'Hi [name], Apologies, but I simply don't give a fuck.'

there wasn't really anything in the state of play i would be interested in playing tbh

this is just ginger kirsten dunst

king arthur came a lot, didn't he

imagine if we got persona new this week

feeling a bit lethargic today 😔

this week at work is going to try to destroy me. but i won't allow it!

Mr Mime and Jynx are not creepy at all btw

I forgot to post this the other day but I can’t get over Mario’s Cement Factory

does anyone remember if i posted recently about how pop groups doing comebacks/reunions need to do it with a new album and not just re-doing the same shit they did 20 years ago? idr if i posted it or just imagined posting it

the way i found bloomfs alt completely by accident is sending me

what if we had gay sex

that explains why xbox is in the shitter these days

im feeling a little bit woozy

starting to feel like Fire Emblem is gonna be showcased in a nintendo direct instead of having a trailer shadow dropped on a random tuesday

love a bit of Mario Kart World on a Saturday morning 😌