I think PP may have peepeed his pants. Imagine the speech he would have given.

"You're working for THEM!" is technically true for most people and as such should be used more often in casual convo.

Abearham Lincoln was right there!

Remember Jerry Kirk!

Had our Friday scrabble night with the fam 2nite and I said "Hard to believe the Turning Point guy got offed by a 4chan groyper, eh?" and none of us knew what I was talking about.

Obviously I'm hopeful, but the cynic in me can't help but think that this is a bit to steal headlines from "The Engagement."

Huh. This was weird. The most likes I've ever had for a post.

It's been three weeks today since these two little monsters/bundles of joy came to live with us. A week before that they were still living outdoors in a feral colony. They're the sweetest little boys and only occasionally chaotic.

You know, if that one guy decided to make an example of that other guy, and threw him under the bus, it would probably dominate the news for the next 3-4 years. Not only would the trial of the century distract all the media and the populace, he'd have a perfect scapegoat for EVERY problem.

It's hard to put into words my love for Canada but this video manages to express it RS youtu.be/vhiKlhTmwDU?...

Top o' the mornin all! Lucky Charms with Baily's it is! Toy toy toy.

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I've never tried taxidermy but I have mounted a squirrel.

Whenever I find myself next to a stranger at a urinal I always say "I don't know what kind of beer you're drinking but it's something European" to break the ice.

Bae: wanna come over? Me: I'm tired Bae: My parents are leaving. Me:

Instead of OJ this morning I made myself a nice morning cocktail. 1 oz. Crown Royal, 1 oz. Canadian Club and 1 oz. of moonshine. I call it the "Rye's and Shine."

"If you read a quote on the internet, take a moment to google it for authenticity before you share it as if it were true"--- Albert Einstein

"Live long and prosper Luke. Live long and prosper everyone!" ---Johnny Star War

Made me remember my old gal. After re-watching this it made me realize how much I still miss her. She was weird and funny and my wife posted this with a cool jazz accompaniment. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw7l...

That thing has been there since a party we threw in '06. #lasttenpenny