Soon.

@schumer.senate.gov give your balls a tug.

There is no durable national cure that does not involve dismantling DHS piece by piece.

I regret to inform you that they’re coming out with a new version of white that doesn’t include you

It’s right and good to call racist gutter trash ugly :)

@governor.ny.gov squad up.

Let them organize back into the militias they came from, wait for them to break the law (they will) and then hunt them down.

Only took about a day for this proven true.

The common retort is “they aren’t watching/didn’t know/were actively misled” which are all things that can be true but which are not adequate excuses in a modern democracy with almost universal access to the internet.

Joe Rogan.

A lot of Republicans believe white Democrats (as individuals) actually secretly agree with them but are too afraid to say so.

There’s nothing I want to say about this that doesn’t immediately put me on a half dozen lists.

I know they have a lot of really good, honest reporters working there but if you’re still paying for this newspaper, you’re enabling this.

I think this is probably true, but it doesn’t stop Dem voters from looking to minority leaders in both chambers as the de facto heads of the party for lack of better options. That should be enough to fundamentally change how Democrats select for these positions, especially when they’re out of power.

He has drawbacks as a national politician, but Walz acknowledging his liabilities and stepping back to ensure the best possible outcome for the race is exactly the sort of thing the party should encourage and subsequently reward.

the most braindead kind of take in these situations. we've had the unquestioned power to turn most countries into glass parking lots for most of our lifetimes. who on earth is still impressed by this?

There’s a contingent of folks On Here who believe the singular obligation of Democratic legislative leadership is to count votes and my question to them is why, if that is true, does Hakeem Jeffries both insist on operating outside that capacity and then keep sucking at it?

No one is happier about Mamdani winning than the NY Post. This is their security blanket. This is what makes them feel like they’re tucked into a nice, warm bed eating soup on a rainy afternoon. This is like returning to the womb for them.

Incredible lol

Following her first run for Congress, Nancy Pelosi has never won a general election with less than 70% of the vote, including years where her party was effectively wiped out. She’s also made it clear in word and action that she views incumbency as an advantage she’ll protect at all nearly any cost.

He’s really going for it today.

The patrons are going to go see these exact same artists at other venues where they don’t have to be near you, Megan.

I would ask when the NYT elected to stop reporting on words that the President of the United States spoke with his own mouth, but I’m suddenly and violently remembering the last two years in vivid detail.

Begging us all to stop taking cues on the nature of Real Americans from someone who went to Harvard and then slept his way to the top of his profession by marrying Robert Novak’s daughter.

A genuinely talented physical actor who brings a ton of energy to roles other people would just phone in. He’s attached to Tony Gilroy’s new project and I hope that’s the start to tons of weird, uncharacteristic films for him.

Gonna guess this is actually a convenient way for them to avoid saying they’re trying to deter sex workers.

These people own multiple homes all over the world, including the places they’re threatening to run to. They’re already exploiting every available tax loophole in those places. They’re throwing fits over relative pennies because nothing including their money can make them happy and nothing ever will

Maybe one of the most disqualifying statements ever made on this website and that’s really saying something.

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

Financially incentivizing the most wretched human beings on Earth to live their ignorance out loud may have some negative long term consequences, idk.

If these people aren’t racing for an international border on Jan 21, 2029 we haven’t done our jobs.

I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:

a contemptible fraud and an all time piece of shit

What do you do with entire generations of citizens whose relationship to the written word and its interpretation amounts to “good enough is good enough”? You’re building a society of gullible rubes who lack the capacity to understand when and how they’re being lied to.

She knows a threat to her meal ticket when she sees one.

THE GRINCH: and to all a good night!!! *five minutes later* CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: hey can we talk? thanks for bringing back the presents and cutting the roast beast but - did you talk to my kid? THE GRINCH: uh, yes, uh, when I wa- CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: okay so don't ever talk to my kid again

Pig, I like pig. They go “Sir, say ‘pig’” and we do it, and we do it very well. Pig. It’s unbelievable. Sometimes they say “Do goat.” Not so much. Less so with goat. But we do it, and it’s ok, isn’t it? Cow, bird, bing, bing. Beautiful.

With gusto.

Rank & file conservatives get so angry & confused when they find out the real "waste, fraud, & abuse" was them & theirs all along

There is no more un-American concept than a “heritage American” especially when the core motive for defining yourself as one is to claim the right to deny liberty to other people. It’s antithetical to the stated aspirations of the national project.

Congrats on getting what you voted for, folks.

Hear me out: what if the people who put this person in office aren’t interested in uniting the country as their first priority?

Seems ill-timed to publish an article defining the East Wing debacle as a sweeping fascistic reimagining of the American aesthetic in the same week that he forced a renaming of the Kennedy Center after himself. Pop Pop got his hands on a label-maker after sundown, is all.

If you believe the long-term success of your movement hinged on one guy in one cycle, you don’t actually believe in your movement.

If history’s any indication, it’ll be innocent Venezuelans who will live with the consequences. God damn us for failing to stop it when we had the chance.

You can always tell a Milford man.

Maybe we should stop asking a guy who owns some grocery stores and had to buy a radio station to make people listen to his voice what he thinks about anything.