Take care! Have you ever read this book? It is quite a warning on the possible dangers of tobogganing for bears.

#fabulamurina (mouse story) 409 quam inopinatum (How unexpected)! Silvius cubum casei inspicit (Silvius inspects a block of cheese). subito mus ē gummis elasticā facta exsilit (Suddenly a rubber mouse springs out)!

Wheeeee! I do love a nice slo-mo slide, Bears😄😄😄

Here we are, Boss! The halva you were looking for – I assume the usual finder's fee applies?

Our bespoke pudding designers have been at it AGAIN, Bears😄😄😄

Oh HO! Bears, it's a monoculture fruit salad AND it comes with a spiffy food-prep fur net 😄😄😄

Fortunately, the parcel was handed over after activation of the Weston's Whacker, but before final deployment. There were some difficulties when we used to have the ketchup cannon, you see.

Hello... That IS my parcel, ISN'T it?

Morning.

Well we cut open the Bara Brith this morning (Mum want to freeze some) and she did let me help with my knife. Don't think I could have power tools!! It tastes very good btw!!

Not many Bears think to coordinate their jelly with their scarf 😄

Morning @westonbear.bsky.social ! Thanks to your encouragement Mum is letting me help make some Bara Brith today. I've checked my recipes and now I'm making sure the fruit has soaked up all the tea. Hope it turns out well 🤞. Your pal Eric Bear x

@crtoby.bsky.social and Bears! how am i doing? Lobster impression!

Koala impression, Bears! 😄😄😄

Bears, I'm going to need a NET! It's that blooming Friar Furtoe flitting about the place. Again!

It's in the JELLY BABIES, Bears!!

Lol, Bears! WARNING: Sleep Mask Testing In Progress. Disturb Participants At Your Own Risk!

Oi! What's that? Bears, I was about to do Quality Control on this egg custard, when suddenly A Figure In A Black Cowl arrived to menace the side of chips!!!

Curiouser and curiouser! This figure in black has started to flit around the place, Bears 😱

Hello, Bears, this was an enORmous gnome-type bro* we met at a garden centre, today 🤗🤗🤗 *Giant Bobbin Gonk, apparently?

"You're crackers," I said.

Ta Dah! So. The angel who was up here called down when I started to climb: Angel: Oi, Bear, what y'doing? Me: I'm coming up to eat some apples. Angel: don't be daft, this is a pine tree. You don't get apples in pine trees. Me: 's ok, I'm bringing my own!

It's pronounced 'Grrr King', honest 😄😄😄

Not MUSHROOM in here, Bears! (Somebody has eaten them all)

Ready!

Bears! I have lovely warm ears😄😄😄👋

Bears! It's our rascal's birthday and here's the CAKE! it's chocolate 'salami' cake (because it looks like salami when you cut it). Note the Huff Strip so the candles can be put to one side for huffing out WITHOUT somebody blowing over the cake and spreading coughs and colds. Neat!

Bears! I hitched a ride in Mrs Boss's bag, but I suddenly feel like somebody should be saying "Gimp's asleep" but then I pop up out of a zipper and cry "but I'm AWAKE! WOOHOO!”

Oooo... TAKE OUT!!! Here's the weird bit, Bears: we're taking it OUT of the house to eat at a restaurant 😄😄😄😄 Pigs in blankets, Duck rolls, hummus and crisps and little cakes. Fantastic!

Bears! This is fantastic! We are out having our first Christmas jolly and found #TrikeSanta! We are in Worcester today meeting Cousin Jingy (and some of Mrs Boss's relatives) from Weston-super-mare and met a BEARilliant crew of Santa bikers, riding to collect money for Acorn's Children's Hospice😎

I never could 'bend it like Beckham' – in fact, I don't really know what that means, but I can totally Snow Angel Like Santa! WOOHOO!!!

Helping!!! We are doing Christmas present wrapping, Bears. BOXES of paper, BAGS of fun!

Bears, I have questions!

You've asked for to see our jolly T. rex in action, here it is! ❄️ 🦖

This is going to be AWESOME, Bears! We even had an 'Elf and Safety Briefing 😄😄😄😄 TOTALLY true. We have the paperwork🎅🎅✌️

Ready to be a Santa's Elf, Bears! Our teenager is assisting as one too, tonight, and gets to rattle a collecting tin with her Ranger Group as they follow a Santa's sleigh on a trailer, pumping Christmas music at the neighborhood - possibly as some kind of warning to the locals. 🎅🎅🎅🎅 Ho ho ho folks

The Peter Serafinowicz Show Christmas Special. HOW is this not better known? In its own idiosyncratic but entirely accessible comic universe, highly original from start to finish and there isn't a single sketch that misses. AND THAT'S *STILL* NOT ALL! timworthington.org/2020/12/24/l...

Om nom nom nom nougat!

Wow Bears! Our teenager is in a Gang Show! That's not like Crips or B21s or something, it's scouts, guides and such. It's going to be bearrrrrilliant👍👍👍😎

Blasphemous! Eldritch! Cosmic dread and forbidden knowledge, steeped in ancient horrors beyond the veil of mortal comprehension, Bears!! WHO PUT STARBUCKS PODS IN HERE!?

A rerun of my favourite video. I doubt a cat could play as well.

It's the SCARF that's the thing! Here's a Pal who is very good at storing sweets 😄👍

Visiting the mysterious trilithon-thingies at the bottom of the garden, Bears! They were created using the lost wisdom of the ancients (well, more middle aged, really) and need CUSHIONS!

We know about pop-up restaurants, right? Well how about pop-up BEARS in restaurants? Even better, people often think you're with somebody else at the table and will happily slip you a lemon and thyme roasted chicken breast, chorizo Lyonnaise, garlic baby courgettes and bell peppers. For example.