What I'm reading while I snapchat conservative Canadians about the States.

Why do I love exhausting wedding content so much during these trying times?

Where's the Louvre of Bluesky?

What personal info? I don't see it.

if you show up in my mentions playing devil’s advocate for sexual assault, i am going to name & shame you.

"She was a fun-loving girl, very bold, and mischievous in her speech. I put it down for her being native-born Canadian as she did not have very much respect for degree." -Alias Grace

I played a PvP game today where another player chased me while yelling "come back here and take it". And as a survivor, I want to ask: how do I avoid all men so that I can function? #arcraiders arc raiders

Every woman on Bluesky will tell you that this negative-two thinks he deserves, at minimum, Selena Gomez.

Is there a term for people who can read a book while listening to lyrics, and retain both at the same time? Because it's me and that feels like a cooler title than Depressed.

At this point, I think all women (trans women are women) should be paid monthly by the government until the government can implement laws that get us justice at least 90% of the time we're assaulted or worse.

I wake up every day wanting to marry my husband again, and it pisses me off because I never wanted to get married. I always wanted to live on my own, but he's magically better than that option. Uggghhhhh he's great. *temper tantrum*

I saw someone say on here that it's extortion to have to vote Kamala to keep Trump out and omg that's not how any of this works! And JFC the absolute misuse of the word Extortion.

I'd change my PFP everywhere if I were her. This is perfect.

People are listing Crash Test Dummies while ignoring Celine Dion. If you have never processed an emotion to a Celine song you are dead inside.

Outside of a salad spinner, my husband has only ever gifted me weapons. For our ten year wedding anniversary, I'm requesting an industrial salad spinner. Plllllleeeaassee. Sick of doing it in batches.

My phone wanted me to Remember This Day and this was the picture.

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

Hahaha. All you can do at this point is laugh at the entire hypocrisy and lack of shame.

Nujabes is on Spotify now?

Well now I'm listening to the whole Quality of Life soundtrack because it's so good.

Morning music. Andre Nickatina - Soul of a Coke Dealer

I was listening to a great DnB song when my husband brought out a mashup of I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) by the Proclaimers and Tha Crossroads by Bone Thugs. He ruined everything.

My coffee is singing to me.

"Sack"

Y'all..... two of my most stubborn male friends have admitted to me recently that I was right about the States and they were wrong. And one said he'd be better off had he listened. Do you know how GREAT that felt to hear? Terrible topic, but still great.

I miss Livejournal, where I wasn't safe to post personal photos, but we all did anyway.

My neighbor's boyfriend screamed at her for looking at my husband while she put her hair up. This is the first friendship I've had with someone in an incredibly abusive relationship and it's really difficult. She won't leave him.

A YouTube link for those looking for it. No words. youtu.be/btqHDhO4h10?...

Might fuck around and change my PFP to my dog's face every time she's picked up.

My doctor told me to stop following politics because he'll "die soon, trust me". Even better than an Etsy witch, and free!

"His name is Ted Hitchcock but if you say it really fast it sounds like Ten-inch-cock"

Shoresy is hilarious!

Promising Young Woman

The last episode of Run Away was unnecessary and irritating. Also the whole show needed way more Minnie Driver. And Harlan should look into what Emotional IQ means.

Harlan Coben is the Maury of Netflix thriller shows.

The “Jupiter Greedy” discourse is quite literally sending me into outer space

Promising Young Woman

Jason Statham for the Seahawks 🥰🥰🥰🥰

SEAHAWKS JUST GOT A TOUCHDOWN WITHIN THE FIRST 13 SECONDS OF THE GAME!!!!! LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

My husband and I are trying to watch His & Hers on Netflix, but Tessa Thompson's acting and character are really painful.

I always felt like an outsider in all of my friendships in the States. I'm making friends up here and I feel like a puzzle piece fitting in perfectly. 🥰

First page of the ICE list has trickled in

The commercials for FX's new show The Beauty don't tell you what the show is about.... which turns out to be the stupidest idea you have ever heard.

My husband and I are barely able to stomach season 22 of Top Chef after what happened to Katianna. Justice for Katianna!! Move to Canada and feed us, please!

Not everything is a free speech issue. LLMs are just computer programs. Like a website or a database. Look at it this way: if a hacker can trick your software into divulging credit card payment details, that's a data breach -- whether your software is an LLM or a website.

One AM snack attack.

Lasagna has the food groups Pasta, Cheese, and Sauce Encapsulation.