Have you checked out my subscription porn site?

holy shit bsky has a water sealant expert that predicted the reflecting pool failure mode perfectly

Just seen two good looking gays walk up the road from the gym hand-in-hand and part of me thought ‘oh that’s cute’ but most of me thought OMFG HOW SWEATY IS THAT CLASP GOING TO BE?! Just call me an old romantic

Fed up with being constantly surrounded by unrealistic body standards.

I’ll just sit here until you’re ready. No hury

Just checking to see if her chiggin is ready yet.

Beginning to wonder if the FIFA peace prize means anything at all

Dangerous precedents are being set

No one needs the Virushits…

Just rude

Hello, I’m collecting donations for deprived children. Can I count on you to help with some chicken?

Rythem

Feeling a little flat after Saturday night?

Saturday night in my 20s was getting drunk and puking in the street. Saturday night in my 50s appears to be stepping on a dead rat in bare feet and getting bitten by a fox. I’ve had a rock and roll life.

7th May 1935 for those who celebrate

He must have sat for this for hours, but no one thought to tell him his flys were open

Still my favourite painting in the National Gallery

‘I didn’t think dragons would eat *my* face’ says woman who voted for the Dragons Eat Your Face party

Me after three hours enduring French school parties at the National Gallery

So, turns out it’s against the law of the National Gallery to cross their threshold with a tripod regardless if you’re putting it in a locker. Flounced out and went to the other door with it hidden under my coat AND I’M IN!! BE GAY DO CRIMES!

Bored coach selfie

Holy shit. What’s happened to train prices. Can’t get a ticket to London for less than £170 for an off peak day return. Coach is £30. I thought selling singles was supposed to bring the prices down, but now they’re the same price as a return again.

Cubs!

People say I'm immature butt I disagree

Visitor popped round unexpectedly early this morning.

How thick do you want your baby sliced?

@panistroglodyte.bsky.social yay! Where have you been?

The exact moment that the international chocolate cartels conspired to each “independently” make this year’s Easter eggs slightly squashed in form, but twice the price.

Pasta Cibo per Cani for the garden tenants tonight. Parmesan rind was carried off and buried for laters.

Thomas gets taken to a black ops site

Check out this beautiful tribute created by the BBC that took place on Monday 30 March 2026, using 950 drones, and was broadcast on BBC One Northern Ireland on Thursday 2 April at 8pm — the same time and date the Titanic set sail from Belfast in 1912.

Breaking: Addressing the US Congress, Charles will declare the United States a failed experiment. He will announce that all 50 states will become a British colony until such time as a sensible regime can be formed and replace the current MAGA administration.

I know which Facebook post’s comments I’ll be reading with delight later.

Badger-baiting should be illegal. It’s not right tricking the little guys into wanking on cam for you and posting it online.

This is Pulitzer shit right here.

Apparently flights aren’t delayed any more, they’re just ‘estimated’

What I intend to do with line management when I get back

NUNS N BUNS!

Flippin hipster horses with their fancy moustaches

Yum. These’ll roast nicely.

I’m irked that a Southern Railway Bullied spamcan would have been seen so far north as Lincoln.

I should call him.

Can anyone explain why more apricots cost less than fewer apricots?

housing is more expensive now, but also a lot safer. this kind of home was considered cream of the crop in the 1980s

This dog requires expensive therapy. To donate, please call 0800-dogdamage

I was looking for something about agricultural diets but found this Victorian version of the Distracted Boyfriend meme

Funny. I do t remember the strange shadowy figure when I took this.

We’re caught in a tractor beam. It’s pulling us in!