Is 10,677 files too many to have on your desktop? Asking for a friend...

Stopped abruptly half way across the office to tell a colleague the patch of sweat on his back looked like a face-hugger. Thought better of it, so just waved at him at close range.

Today’s research agenda: - Azerbaijan glassware - Malta Railway - Bristol water supply in the 17th century

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The lot of ya

Anyone know what this odd pebble is? I’m assuming geological not archaeological?

I smell of bad mood this morning

Share a famous fictional computer. (Not a robot/android)

I thought train ticket pricing was supposed to be simplified and transparent?! These numbers look so unfathomable as to look like they've been generated by Ai

want!

Why is postage so damn expensive now? Anything I want seems to require double it's cost in postage.

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.

Pardon?

Handy for the airport

Do these croissants sting? Is this nature’s warning?

Don’t you have a more rabbity dessert please?

Peak tourist.

Photo-dump: Selmun Palace, Mellieha, and the Red Fort.

You can just see inside this window in Malta a Murano Glass clown. It was bought for my grandmother in 1965 for her wedding. She hated it. It was put on this window cill became hated it. She’s been dead 40 years. My grandad moved back to the UK 30 years ago and the clown stayed.

You can just see inside this window in Malta a Murano Glass clown. It was bought for my grandmother in 1965 for her wedding. She hated it. It was put on this window cill became hated it. She’s been dead 40 years. My grandad moved back to the UK 30 years ago and the clown stayed.

We saw you across the bar and dig your vibe.

Always keep your action figures in their original packaging

Does my bum look big in this?

Just a little off the top please

Best view in town

Lady land has survived on Tower Hill Sliema unchanged for at least 50 years, and still trades. The street is now full of international conglomerates. Mental.

Mother fell off the walls here when she was at school

Me:

View from the bed is a bit shit tbh.

They’ve been expecting me to

Well, that’s made a 3am start worth it 🤪

"ring blessing ceremony" at the Royal Albert Hall 👀

Repost with your favorite Halloween costume

Delighted to discover that top knots for men have been criminalised.

Who *is* Onya Zmartspeaker?

Curious bathroom design choices. Gives new meaning to shitting in the corner

I ❤️ Viz

this was on my wife’s timeline and she said to me, how long did it take you to realize it was a paw? and I said it is what

“You know, we as gay people, we get to choose our own families.”

Unsolicited Nick pic

@dkitch01.bsky.social what happened?

Trying to think f the stupidest thing I've ever done, and to be honest, I can't tell you most of the top ten on here

Not just Crawford, but the most self-aware of all the Crawfords…

*narrator* “despite written claims, it was in fact 12th Century or later”.

I’m a feeder. I’m now wondering if I’m making #foxfrens too fat for their own good.

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image...

Does tipex still exist?

Got on a bus. Didn’t check the number. Now I’m on a magical mystery tour