me when i lie

egge has pretty much become my replacement for vent so im probably gonna continue to post a lot on there LMAO ill try to not abandon bsky completely tho

im .tech on egge space btw :3 its pretty cute so far

EVERYONE STOP CANCELLING ON ME IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

az from pokemon WILL be mine.

dad: i bought candy for easter but i don't remember where i put it mom: i don't think he ever actually bought any sister: we've literally looked everywhere. i don't know where it could be me, after about 10 minutes of searching: it was in the yellow bag in the closet.

sex can be 90% biting

EXCELLENT NEWS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES I'M VIBRATING I'M PUNCHING HOLES THROUGH THE WALL

hmmm. discovered im not a huge fan of black plums. the skin has a weird aftertaste. red plums are much better

BEAR GHOST IS GONNA PLAY IN HOUSTON IN APRIL I'M GONNA START CRYING

at this point i dont care who knows. i love microlabels i love weird sexualities i love contradictory labels . and if you disagree you can write your complaints on a piece of paper, roll it up, and shove it up your ass

btw for people who dont know, i have a tumblr where i post a lot of flags (genders, orientations, presentations, etc!) and i very very rarely post one without an image id :] i have literal tens of thousands of flags so if u wna see autism at work check my shit out!!!!!!!! en8y.tumblr.com

also watching gab play dead letter department while doing image ids actually helps me a lot? we are both typing so much. solidarity

i was writing an image id for a flag and i used the word beige and i immediately started missing my wife (colin robinson)

The forgotten pin- A trans beetle displaying gynandromorphism (two genders). A patron saint for all people different and questioning. This lil guy was a guest design in the Pride Angel campaign by @ultrainfinite.bsky.social erujayydoodleden.etsy.com/listing/1878... #inverts #enamelpin #sciArt

cw unsanitary

thing i edited right before falling asleep . og edit from cad-comic on tumblr

my posts nowadays are always either - i want to eat beef at 5 am - im going somewhere tomorrow and if it doesn't go perfectly im gonna be on the news - weird system shit - being autistic about poppy playtime - gab smolders? - tcgp is personally victimizing me - quotes from calls w my partners

me: i wonder why i only get 1-3 interactions on each post me: *exclusively posts between the hours of 1-7am*

people need to stop showing me pictures of hamburgers and steaks and fajitas. im too carnivorous for this

trying to sing while basically having no voice makes me sound like i smoke 50 packs a day

ive now entered the coughing phase of having a cold. i just wish it didn't overlap with stuffed up nose phase

you people will never make me care about project sekai

gab streaming at a time when i can't watch :( girlypop i wish i could be there

#Lumity #18 www.instagram.com/p/C6k8EjUN3_...

I fw apples heavy

gab in chapter 2: i don't like how much more they talk in this one 😕 sawyer in chapter 4: will you allow me to say a few words.

i love when gab and sean play the same games and make the same comments. they might be obvious connections that a lot of people make but its different when they're so cute together

i didn't wanna stay up this late (i wanted to shower) but once i started swtd i literally couldn't get out. it was so good. goddamn

still wakes the deep got me crying and thinking in a scottish accent

putting my face directly into springtrap plush's mouth as if we don't have plenty of canon reasons to not do that

thank you bear ghost for the cover of hot to go. i love it

man these truffles kinda suck ass

i should make a character named seanathan. it's so fun to say. i imagine this is how the smile for me devs felt when making jimothan

🪲 7 SINFUL BUGS🪲 Have you ever imagined the 7 Deadly Sins as bugs? Each one is based off a species and a sin and will become and enamel pin! This is my very first crowdfunding campaign, and it will launch on March 18th- just a month away from now. Sign up! ⬇️ #enamelpin #sciArt #inverts #bugsky

for my own mental health i will be continuing to daydream about meeting a man in his 50-60s who isn't put off by the fact im a weird tmasc and desires me carnally

i think something is to be said of the fact that whenever i put toothpaste on the grocery list they always buy me teeth whitening toothpaste

someone in a yt comment: afab and amab people everyone in the replies: UMMM. JUST SAY MAN AND WOMAN XD THIS ISN'T ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE

great news guys i am eating a delicious 5 am snack

Get off of that site, seriously.

i tried to make a "the woke left" joke earlier but all i got out was "the so called left" before stopping in my tracks

why is it in the 40s again 😟

trhttittuirdgzidttdtixgi i love beef. so much

there is a STEAK IN THE FRIDGE.... and it is TAUNTING ME....

i can't wait for pluots to be in season again... i literally had a dream about raspberry jewel ones. by the end of the summer im gonna be 80% pluot

pizza hut should stay open 24/7 for me. and also give me free pizzas forever