Someone else please tell this blurry jerk that they'll be happier outside. They don't believe me.

If you missed the kickstarter you can still dream of kaiju.

Watched a pair of crows chase off not one, but two bald eagles this afternoon. One of the eagles was so eager to get away from the small loud asshole it left the other one at their mercy.

I just signed a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social petition: Dark Horse Workers United . Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/da...

Earlier this month I saw a surprisingly reasonably priced condo on the market and made the foolish mistake of looking into my chances on the housing market. I quickly learned my lesson, but ever since I've had recurring dreams about the cool squat I move into after the economy melts down.

Painting I’m sending down to LA for a kaiju themed art show.

When Emily learns she has to plunge back into the fairy world she gladly left and reopen emotions she’d even more gladly bottled up, her reluctance is met by the one thing she knows is true: she can only rely on herself. Begins June 21! https://bzedan.com/blog/the-consoling-divide-serialised/

Oh no, I woke up with an "I want to paint animation cells with cel-vinyl like in the days of old" urge almost as strong as when I wanted to get into risograph with the original flash bulb-operating ones, and it hasn't dissipated with the duration of the day.

I apparently love punishing myself so I've been reading this disavowed autopsy, and if it turns out to be largely ChatGPT vomit, I'd believe it. It's terrible, but also imparts easily fact checked errors with breathless confidence.

😈 THE GOBLIN THRONE PT. III BEGINS TODAY! From now til the end of the finale, I'll be posting a page a day here: thegoblinthrone.com I also drew a little FAQ:

FYI trans Americans with a Canadian ancestor can apply for expedited processing on their applications for Canadian citizenship!

My unpopular opinion today is that it's ok to sell midrise and lowrise pants as well as highrise pants. Please, I just don't want to have to keep trying to keep them up on my ribcage.

Ah, May. The sun shines, the flowers bloom. Everyone is dressed for warm weather. And every inch of my exposed skin itches from the onslaught of pollen. Sidewalk shit has somehow tripled in quantity and all the dogwalkers are demanding/begging their dog to get that stuff out of their mouth. Spring.

Hobbies my cats would like me to pick up: -competitive napping (18+hours a day) -rolling on rugs -stalking very small insects -corner rubbing -licking random stuff and making faces -jumping into the cat tree These are all team sports, apparently. I am a disappointment to them.

Wait WAIT How has no one already done this? There's a fanfic of The Lottery in the form of a Chotiner interview, you've seen that, right? archiveofourown.org/works/733964...

Make your top 15 TV shows: Andor Babylon Berlin Blackadder (part of my childhood) Centaurworld Dark Delicious in Dungeon Kingdom (Korean historical drama) Kleo Los Espookys Only Murders in the Building Orphan Black Russian Doll The Great Quick Draw Who Rules the World

Criccieth beach. From 3 years ago today. Prints still available here - jonathanestore.bigcartel.com

I really want Zwei zu eins (Two to One) to get a US release. If you have a VPN you can probably get hold of the UK or German releases, but people surfing netflix should get the pleasure of randomly coming across it.

Sometimes I awaken with the urge to make a real circa 2000s website, something buggy with flame gifts and indecent fonts, and then I gently put the urge to bed because I do not need to manage a website right now. But the potential is there, sleeping, in the depths of HTML.

Anyway, would also love if people pre-ordered WICKHILLS -- a weird city (??) novel in which a spy, secretary, archivist, vampire, thief, and scientist have to save one of the last six cities in the world! "From what?" Oh you'll see :) us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

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Glad one of my cats is smart enough to slap the phone out of my hands and lie on it when I'm doomscrolling. Unfortunately, because I have thumbs, I eventually get it back.

This book is excellently horrifically alien and uncomfortable. Victoria Caudle worked in some interesting visual effects with the English text and I've always wondered how they correspond to Dolki Min's.

Not the merchandising I was expecting for Dungeon Crawler Carl, but probably I should have.

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

Surprises me still when Seattle ends up in an international paper, even though this is the US edition. That said, the Punk Rock Flea Market is the place to get compliments and local art. Highly recommend. Premise of the article may be flawed, but the flea mkt is more likely to save the city than-

I'm glad everyone has discovered fiber but why, why, does the can of soda I grabbed at the store advertise added fiber?!

I know it is easy to feel utterly powerless right now but do you know what is in our power? A general strike. I'm not saying it's easy but I am saying we can support each other through it for a better world.

While @jonathanjackson.house.gov and I were in Cuba, we saw the incredible suffering on the ground of the Cuban people. It's now critical that the U.S. does not go to war with Cuba, and that we negotiate to end the sanctions and fuel blockade.

Some days I think about what's going on and think "Wow, I could scam these assholes out of millions and walk away consequence-free while they sing my praises, and neither I nor my family would need to worry about anything again," but then my stupid "conscience" and sense of "ethics" kicks in.

I always want to do anthology calls but my revision process (sit on draft while it rots for six months, then revise in stages) is simply non-compliant with my desires.

I created a Discord for my new Indie TTRPG demo discord.gg/kDcTu4SzAW

Saturday. Stand up. Fight back. #resist #nokings

Load sacrifices to the geyser here.

How is it that I barely need to bother with proper wound care when a cat bites me, but every time I get a random, tiny paper cut it turns bright red and inflamed for two days and only calms down when I start thinking about calling the nurse hotline and asking for antibiotics?

My @pamwishbow.bsky.social city is steadily growing. I have plans for this windowsill neighborhood. The next step is probably dusting though.

I rewatched Ready or Not ahead of the sequel coming out and I got to say, what fun, so many cues I missed the first time because that viewing was a social event.

I am EXTREMELY excited for this.

When all the other time travelers are busy killing Hitler, I’m gonna take out Laura Ingalls Wilder.

One of the advantages of having pets is that you can be doomscrolling and one of them will just come along, flop down on your bicep, and claw your phone out of your hand. Yes, I have my phone back now, but that's because I gave enough cuddles.

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Even Clues by Sam is in a "It could happen today" mood.

5 women authors I’ve read at least 5 books by: Nghi Vo Aliette de Bodard Premee Mohamed Martha Wells Ann Leckie Kate Elliott Nnedi Okorafor And there's more but I'd have to go through the deep log of my reading history, and who knows where I'd emerge.

Call your house rep and tell them to support HB 2540 which will increase the amount disabled people can save from $2k to $10k and remove the marriage penalty where you lose your only source of income if you get married regardless of how little they make. Switchboard: (202) 224-3121

My new job at the EPA is breaking up organized antifa activity in the deep sea... Those pods of orcas launching terrorist attacks against our valiant, patriotic yachts.

My roommate has coerced me into watching Sandokan with him (I'm not ready to allow additional room in the space filled by Our Flag Means Death). And it's been charming enough but there is a warning to not replicate stunts you see in the show and I just... I cannot let this go.

If the Seahawks win, it's going to be like the postgame streets of Philadelphia, except way less Gritty rampaging with the severed head of his tribute/trashcan fires, and way more tipsy suburbanites whining that the trains are crowded.

*sniff* It's beautiful (see thread for more photos with alt text). I hope that translucent pink dildo clung on for dear life, bobbing in the wind, and formed such a good suction that the driver needed to double-fist it off the hood.

Oh look, our concerns about AI, validated again.

Minnesota's indie bookstores are standing up for the right to speak, assemble, and be heard. Here's how readers everywhere can stand with them: