Pfffft

The world definitely is a fuck.

Metal shows get harder as I get older, but DAMN was that a fun show! That said, I’m taking some Tylenol. If any idiot with no medical background can talk about Tylenol and autism, I can too. My studies show that increased levels of Tylenol in your system create a form of ‘super-autism’

Stolen from Facebook

Not a husky, but definitely musky.

I think we could all use this sometimes, yeah?

ニャオハとドオー

I know a few of these. Lol

Happy #tummytuesday from London! #tattoosday #tattooedtummytuesday

Flying to London for the first time with the hubster, and had to take an obligatory mile-high dick pic. So fucking tired. I wish I could sleep on planes.

Stand with Chicago Stand with Illinois Fuck Trump! www.youtube.com/live/EemtWj9...

Pan has always been a huge turn-on for me.

Pick a number, and I'll answer it.

Gentle

RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid

Growing up in Dallas, Dale Hansen was on my tv news every day. I never knew what a remarkable human being he was until he came for the bigots on a major news network like this. He made me less worried about being gay in the city where I grew up, and made me realize that not every jock was a monster.

Why not Furthest I've been: N: Toronto, Canada S: Roatán, Honduras E: Washington D.C., US W: Venice Beach, CA

Yes, this is how you fight, Governor!

Happy #tummytuesday and #tattuesday. Do you dig the belly? Hate it? Inquiring minds…

POV of what you’d see under my desk for #mcm ? How about it? Hope you sexy fuckers have had a good Monday.

Do you agree with this little pup… I think he is cuteness overload… 🥰🥰 ❤️

I miss very little from Texas (beyond my people), but bluebonnets are one of them. It's such a cliche Texas thing to do - going out and taking pictures in them, but they really are pretty. #bluebonnets #Texas

Loving Friends

This is literally the most beautiful video in the internet

I missed #mcm yesterday (was a baaaad day), but I’m here for #tummytuesday. I hope y’all have a great day!

Fucking truth.

I’m a 2

Oof. Happy #fcf yall. Been moving things down to our new apartment in the heat, and it suuuucks. Also, took my PA out for a bit of a rest.

Just thought it was a good "get to know you" kind of thing, and was fun to think about.

Happy #fcf you sexy fuckers. Hope you have a great weekend!

A question for you on this #mcm … straight from the gym and smelly, or fresh out of the shower?

The amount of smugness, self-righteousness, and disgusting callouts to god have taken me to a degree of revulsion and disappointment in being an American citizen that I didn’t know was possible. Under the guise of ‘defending ourselves’ we continue to make threats against the people we just attacked.

... repeat after me ... 😱 "I'M STRONGER THAN I THINK I AM" 🫰 #loveyourself #selfcare #selflove

My sexy puppy at the beach. The water was cold af, but it was still nice to get out!

I love sharing music with people. It's a love language.

But if a few people in masks start lighting stuff on fire? Then you have news. This creates an *enormous* attentional advantage towards the most violent and chaotic kind of protest.

Happy #tattoosday #tummytuesday #tattooedtummytuesday, yall. I’m an exhausted doggo, even though I just woke up. Need good sleeps. Hope yall have a great day!

I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT

Good morning on this #mcm zzzzz…. I want to sleep more, but the need to feed and shelter myself, the husband, the pets… it’s calling.

I’m pretty open, so ask away. Anything you’re curious about?