Ryan Yates purposely hits that Derry in the face, knocking out his contact lens in the process and it’s just ignored? In the box too. Blokes not a footballer. He’s just on the pitch to kick lumps out the footballers. Awful player.

Jimmy Bullard what a shithouse

Some match this. Suspect a lot expected Arsenal to stink this one out but if anything they’ve been just as much on the front foot

Was not expecting to like last one laughing but both series have been absolutely brilliant!

Get innnn. Perks of maternity leave

Turnout in the NEU indicative ballot less than 50% just what is the point in being part of a union if you’re going to sit on your hands and not vote. If you disagree vote against but don’t dilute the power of a union by not voting one way or another!

Minute Cryptic - 10 April, 2026 "Fraud by chairman swapping locks for organisation’s banks" (6) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 3 under the community par (32,803 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s... Very proud of this one!

There was no artistic reason whatsoever for that fella to have his whopping cock out for a full frontal in house of Guinness.

A lovely quirk about bein a dad is that Harry isn’t sleeping in his room at the moment because he’s under the weather so whilst he’s on our £900 mattress on our bed I’m on a £90 Ikea mattress in the spare room. Backs like an s bend

OReilly isn’t the answer to the left back position for England.

Fair play to spurs fans for kicking up a stink. Plenty of fan bases could take note: Chelsea - Terry, Liverpool - Suarez, Arsenal - Partey.

Wondered whether the sharp pain down my side was something sinister until I realised Harry shoved one of his toys under me and I’d been laying on top of it for a while

Birmingham were the worse side I’ve seen at pride park this season. They looked on the beach already… Honestly Ilson town would have given us a tougher match.

The Eddie Flynn books are so good. Honestly if I had a kid that slept I’d have read all of them by now as it is I’m on to number 4

That was the longest work week possible. 2 NPQSL meetings after work; parents evening and our 2 day subject review all whilst not sleeping because of Harry’s teething keeping all 3 of us up. Get the beer out before I fall asleep at 8

How has it cost £100m to build a 2.6 mile stretch of road in Norfolk?! We are never going to get adequate infrastructure in this country at those costs.

Had 7 hours sleep last night. What am I meant to do with all this energy?!

Had to go into work late today because I had literally had 0 hours sleep last night with Harry. Can’t wait to see the crap skill he’s developed that’s causing his regression 😂

Not many bells rang as much as the Derby 10k PB bell today. 400m short of the correct distance 😂 awful from the organisers.

Having a baby is class unless you like sleeping and being clean

Dreadful #dcfc

Release a bloke who is in prison for murdering 3 innocent people you say? Have you been kicked in the head by a horse this morning?

I was 10 years old when Holly and Jessica went missing and I remember it being the first time as a kid I didn’t feel safe. It made me feel scared. He took a whole lot more from those poor girls but he stole the innocence of a hell of a lot more children too at that time.

The class I’ve had since the start of y10 got their last mock results this week. In a school that peaks at 40% 4+, 20 of the 28 students have achieved a 7+ in this mock. Unreal effort from these guys who are thriving in a challenging environment. Really sad to not see them through to their GCSE but…

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

School wars - yet another example of why kids should be banned from social media and why any government falling short of doing this is just paying lip service to a huge problem.

Labour would have won had they have gone for Burnham looking at those results. Shame on Starmer putting his personal ambitions above those of the party and country.

Well done Hannah Spencer! Have some of that Matt Goodwin!

This Lucca lad must have won a competition to play for Forest here

One of these team won 4-2

seriously I know I’m angry but what is the justification for this? We do 6 parents evenings a year, 2 for year 11 and 1 for all other year groups. Why would we have half of them in the shortest half term?

Just the 3 parents evenings in this 5 week half term. Thanks to the well paid trust role that did the year calendar. Much appreciated. I will not see Harry on 12% of my working days this half term.

Can’t find the definitive answer online but Miss Rachel’s sign language lady looks to have massive hands.

These horrible bastards are the people were told time and time again we should be worried about scaring off. The super wealthy are biggest drains on our society. Make them uncomfortable.

Look at him haha who cares that he’s kept us up all night

“I remember the first time I saw Andy…”

I’m not feeling well and Harry’s not sleeping because of his gums so I’m currently feeling lovely. A really refreshing half term 😂. But he’s just smiled at me and started clapping so all is well.

Couple of no hint minute cryptic solves in a row. Siuuuu Get me on the cracking the cryptic YouTube channel.

Physio looking into some back pain I’ve been having for a year or so now just calmly drops in to conversation that although it has nothing to do with the pain I’m having I do have mild scoliosis. Get me a blue parking badge now.

I wonder what gymnastics Darren Grimes will have to do to turn this into a negative.

I forgot it was my knee being tattooed today. Fuuuuuuu

Ahh I see it’s all Vini Jr’s fault for being racially abused again due to him being unlikeable. Amazing how football fans somehow think anything he does justifies racially abusing him.

Colleague from my previous place passed away this weekend. Life is very cruel. I hope her friends and family find some peace and comfort in the many many messages posted to them about what type of person she was. And a reminder to say these things whilst people are alive to hear them.

Switched my alarm off. That was too ambitious it seems. Harry woke us up at 5.30 for the day.

A big difference for this Valentine’s Day meal haha

Had a composite bonding mock up done to my teeth today. They look so good! Going to be gutted when it falls of tomorrow 😂

Hahaha that comment

Minute Cryptic - 14 February, 2026 "Beau, Victor, Rocky, Neil, Nate" (9) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 3 under the community par (42,483 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s... Easy but clever

Yes here we go let’s keep calling out that rich rat