@georgeelek.bsky.social who’d have thought there’d be 10 points between us in our favour after you battered us at your place a few weeks ago. Some turnaround since Langas came back into the side!

I could bet on tomorrow being Sunday and aliens would invade by 11pm changing our system of days.

Class when the evri delivery driver starts pressing the doorbell repeatedly and knocking like a policeman when I’ve just got Harry down 😂

Have always used part 1 and part 3 together on each slide here but enjoying part 2 as a bridge between them and students seem to be happier too.

Exam boards have been sneakily phasing out constructions for a bit (only Q last year was drawing a circle with a compass) so wouldn’t be surprised to see this as the first big casualty of a reduction in exams.

Been pitch black since 4pm but the cockend next door is smashing the fireworks out now whilst Harry is sleeping. Brill.

Impressive from Mamdani, this paired with the surge in support for Green Party in the UK surely shows that the country are sick of the ‘party of the workers’ creeping further to the right to try and appease those who are set in their decision to vote Trump/Farage.

Worlds thickest country

Harry practicing blowing raspberries at 4.20am Happy half term!

Anyone expecting a baby? Get comfortable with chatGPT. Laura explained that the clocks had gone back and we needed to change his sleep time by 1 hour ish to accommodate and it gave us a step by step plan for the day and it worked a dream! Up at 6.20 today!

Harry’s been up on and off since 5am which means tomorrow that will be 4am

Thinking about sacking off twitter all together. It’s half full of racists and half full of so called progressives who spend their entire existence sniping at those working on the front line in education to make a real difference over things like toilet passes etc. It is a sewer.

New lad at the barbers has massacred my hair and spent the whole time talking to me. I dunno what was worse.

Bum cheeks full of Vaseline. Must be Robin Hood Half marathon day.

@adamboxereducation.bsky.social whilst I agree with a lot of the changes in the 2010s it’s a shame to hear NG describe grid method multiplication as a nonsense method. It’s grounded in understanding the structure of the maths and is based on an area model - the most concrete example we have.

That’s not your bed buddy

Harry is 11 weeks old today and me and Laura have finally managed to sit and watch a film together on a Friday night with some food. What a milestone!

House has been up for sale for months. The Sunday before I go back to work we get an offer of asking price. Brilliant timing.

Parenthood just bounces between being dead easy - a joy, and wanting to launch myself out the 3rd floor velux with very little middle ground and even less sleep.

Get innnnn. Good job the baby had already woken up for a feed haha

Marcus Rashford’s agent must be able to hypnotise people

I see another bullet proof desk come bunker has been designed in America. Literally do anything but take the weapons away from them.

First week of work down after paternity leave! Wow imagine some people have to do this with twins or triplets. I think I’d have had a breakdown 😂

14k to test the legs for longer distances.

People complaining about council putting the fine up for littering ‘ooh it’s high in cost of living’ Idiots. It’s not compulsory!!! You don’t have to pay it. Just don’t be a massive tramp. Pocket your litter and take it home.

Let’s have it then all you lying right wing shills who knew hundreds of people set to flood into the state sector 😂

Old man shouting at clouds here but the quality of apples lately is shite. Pack of 6 and 4/5 of them are battered every time.

Radio 2 are playing courteeners. What is happening

Ice cream van doing the rounds in this. It’s got to just be a front for drug dealing at this point 😂

Half of teenagers now looking like this kids bedroom from the early 2000s since these spot plasters have become a thing

Lewis Skelly doing Haalands celebration. You love to see it.

Being gaslit into thinking this is the best we can hope to see with our squad is just unacceptable. #dcfc

Watching my team sleep walk to league one playing some of the worst football I’ve ever seen at pride park with a manager that will play square pegs in round holes rather than give any of the younger lads a sniff. #dcfc

Found out me and Laura are having a baby boy this morning. Look at him putting his thumb up to the camera 😂

People arguing on ‘carnivore recipes for beginners’ on Facebook is my new hobby. People judging folks for occasionally eating fruit whilst they’re strictly animal products only, ignoring the fact that carnivores don’t tend to use heavy cream or butter in the wild 😂

That from Alexander was the worst round table performance since King Arthur decided to fight the battle of Camlann.

This is a slow and painful death. We are down. #dcfc

Exam boards should have special cases for when students have clearly done the right work but their calculator was set to radians not degrees etc. It wouldn’t be hard to do.

If we beat Leyton Orient Man City are next 😂 has a team ever got into triple digits before

Just a normal day on X 😂 What utter nonsense.

If you’ve recently moved up to SLT, what do you wish you’d have done in the 2 years prior to help prepare you? Or what are you glad you did in the 2 years prior?

Why aren’t the media regulators all over this sort of shit?

Andrew Norfolk, the retired reporter who uncovered the grooming scandal in Rotherham, has spoken to @thetimes to “put the record straight” about Elon Musk’s wild claims about the PM's time as director of public prosecutions.

Look at this pair!

We are going down this season. A real shame but we just don’t have the quality needed at this level. #dcfc

This season of traitors. Already so annoying. Stop bursting into tears it’s a game.

Put cereal in a bowl, decide I’ll sort the cat litter trays out before sitting down to eat, come back to the bowl. Both cats face down in bran flakes and honey. Shambles.

Only positive so far today is we’re only one down. Not a single player comes out looking good as it stands. Pass completion must be about 20%

2024 was a year of highs and lows. Leaving a brilliant dept to take a step down. Starting a new role and enjoying my work life balance. Losing our brilliant, beautiful cat Piper. Adopting two new kittens from squalor. And finally finding out I’m going to be a dad. Fingers crossed for 2025 🤞

Is there a single player that Slot hasn’t improved at Liverpool? What was Klopp farting about at last year?