The rightmove listing to end all rightmove listings. If it wasn't for popbitch I wouldn't have caught this one. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...

FIFA clearly know that we’ve just sent an email telling students they can come in at 9.30 rather than 8.30.

Struggling to choose a book this morning.

This rubbish horse shoe football again. Left back, centre back, centre back, centre mid, right back, right wing, and back again. Repeat forever until we’re dumped out. £300m+ of talent in the middle of the park.

Man City scratting around in the kitchen looking for that receipt for Elliot Anderson.

Update it is gastroenteritis again. Brill. The positive is that I’ve finally just been for a wee which reduces the chance of having to go into hospital to be put on a drip.

Jesus last night was rough. Throwing up so violently I nearly pulled the toilet off. Woke up today hoping it’d be different and noooo the body had found the last little bit of stuff left in me to fire out. Not been this ill since ending up in a Zante hospital with gastroenteritis 15 years ago.

Another ‘poor people stay in your lane’ article from the Mail. At this point you have to assume that anyone reading it by choice has been radicalised.

After a wonderful stranger messaged me with ring doorbell footage of our cat from 3 streets away (missing since Sunday in this heat!) I managed to climb through what could only be described as jumanji and got him back. Poor lad was skin and bones.

Thelo Asgaard what a bit of play

Harry is 1 tomorrow! I’ve just sterilised his bottles for the last time!!! 🎉

How utterly depressing that the police have to state that a ‘white British’ boy has been arrested for the murder of that 14 year old in Wales to stop Tommy R and the gang smashing up town centres over it.

Fair play if you’re this side of the pond and watching Jordan v Algeria at 4am

I believe he is a decent bloke he’s just been destroyed by an inability to set out a vision that resonated with the electorate and an inability to shout the successes of the government from the rooftops. Communicating with people not like you has never been more important.

Think Saudi might struggle to get anything from this one now

2026 and Doku is being criticised for saying he’ll leave the World Cup to be there at the birth of his child? By a woman no less!

Used my ‘perk’ day Monday to be able to go centre parcs during term time so we didn’t need to remortgage. Big lad slept like a champ whilst we watched football with pizza. Now he’s up exploring the cabin. Cannot believe 1 week today we have a 1 year old!

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It’s not even close 😂 #makerfield

I’ve just been woken up by my alarm for the first time in about a month. Going to go and check Harry hasn’t been abducted overnight.

Played blinding football in qualifiers with Kane playing upfront and Rogers in the 10. Get to the World Cup and Kanes stood between the centre backs spraying balls without his normal accuracy and Bellingham isn’t doing anything to keep Roger’s out. Baffling so far.

Utter crap that was. Sublime finish but such a failure to take care of the ball led to it.

England defensively are honking so far. Entirety of Dubrovnik unmarked in the box then

As I sit up with Harry in my arms from 3am with him coughing and crying I wonder whether we can afford to let Laura not go to work at all so he doesn’t have to go to nursery aka the germ factory. He’s been for two weeks and been rotten ill after both times.

@missradders.bsky.social @themathsbazaar.bsky.social hi all, At a new school and haven’t yet been provided with an account for Pearson and I need the edexcel 2026 AS papers for our mocks. (Maths & Further) I don’t suppose you or any of your followers would be able to help out? Thanks!

Not one for the purists but someone’s got to watch it

Anyone celebrating this is an absolutely sociopath

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What have they done to my boy Bocelli?!

Spain in works sweepstake. Justice after my family one.

As I’m sat doing some work on my curriculum I remember my most anger inducing feedback i had during my NQT year “you didn’t need to teach top set y8 this” Oh yeah? Well how would I know teaching this curriculum for the first time in my first year with no guidance that I could miss bits out?

Minute Cryptic - 6 June, 2026 "Starved bear acquires craving for fast food" (6) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (53,810 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s... Needed to put the letters I thought I knew in to get this.

There isn’t an act of aggression severe enough to justify what is and what has happened with regards the lives of children being lost.

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Stopped over at Laura’s parents house last night as a stepping stone to Harry stopping over on his own. I know he’s awake, I’ve heard him, no idea where he is though. Never felt more relaxed in a morning. Might have to look at getting an annex.

What grates on me since Harry was born is how many absolute jebends treat toddler and parent parking spots like they’re just for people who can’t be arsed to walk further. The times I’m waiting for someone to pull out in a work van so I can park there with Harry. Jarring.

Tony Blair being helpful to the Labour Party yet again…

Love love love trying to get Harry to sleep in this heat. He’s uncomfortable so he’s wiggling around which makes him warmer which he doesn’t understand and we end up in a death spiral which leads to me stumbling downstairs a broken man.

I took on a promotion and a decent pay rise partly to allow Laura to go back 0.6 after maternity. As a household we’re earning the same amount gross which means a bit less net due to tax brackets yet we’re losing a chunk of child tax credit because of my salary. Such an odd system

Guess who’s getting mardy because I won’t let him open the cupboard under the sink or touch the plug sockets…

Hahahaha unlucky Steve Gibson you absolute ghoul.

Manager picks squad based on his system not on who your favourite player is. Shocker.

Burnham’s aids announcing this. It’s just so so tiring being so disappointed in our leadership. However the most hated man in the party is announcing undoing Brexit and reforming capital gains tax as part of his bid for leadership. Does Burnham have to pretend to not be progressive to get in?

Thankfully Ben-Gvir being a rat is being called out by the global community. He’s vile. How someone with his mindset ends up in government is a testament to a weak willed premier who’d do anything to cling to power.

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

This would be the last thing I’d want if I was Burnham. Cannot think of anyone in the Labour Party less popular than Streeting 😂

These Madrid players may as well be training cones for how close they’ve managed to get to Barca this half

Bridget Phillipson grinning and agreeing with the students demanding teachers who are on strike ‘teach or quit’ on LK this morning. That’s what you want from your Ed sec!