We want children growing up in our country healthy and happy. With Best Start free breakfast clubs, half a million more children to receive free school meals and new updates to the quality of school food, Labour is setting children up to achieve and thrive.

Minute Cryptic - 14 April, 2026 "Suffering from Gran’s back-splitting yoga twist" (5) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (47,810 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Ugarte is an absolute yard dog.

Bruno Fernandes going down like he’d been shot & staying down crying while United concede a second just about sums up why he’s wasted his career there instead of playing for a top team.

Miles’ email address there. Hope nobody signs him up to any gay porn websites.

??? Minute Cryptic - 13 April, 2026 "Homebody cut short island-hopping?" (5) ⚪️🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 1 hints – 2 under the community par (104,408 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

how do we get JD Vance to start speaking at Reform press conferences

Loser Orban, more like

If it finishes like this, City will be top at least on goals scored if they win their next two games. Arsenal RN: www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6o1...

Let me shock you: Spurs are going down.

Unreasonably pleased with myself for getting this. Minute Cryptic - 12 April, 2026 "Great Britain’s currency bracing for recession" (8) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (78,980 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Abolish the Home Office.

Richard Tice and his fellow travellers may have a huge collection of Union Jack ties and may go moist eyed at the sound of the National Anthem but they ain't patriots. Patriotism means paying your taxes.

This Richard Tice?

The deputy leader of Reform UK, Richard Tice, owns a property company - Quidnet REIT. From 2020 to 2022 it paid Tice and his trust £600k in dividends. Quidnet should have paid £120k of tax on those dividends. It didn't. A 🧵 with evidence from the company's own filings:

We already knew Richard Tice aggressively avoided tax. Now we’re told his company just plain failed to pay tax that was legally due. For someone supposedly in public service he goes to extreme lengths to avoid paying his fair share towards public services www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

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Minute Cryptic - 11 April, 2026 "Liam releases answer, declaring "Oh, it's rather stretchy?"" (4) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (87,778 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

All the right wing traitors will be made up.

…and calling to ban it is as mad as trying to ban football Polanski wont win over people who won’t already vote for him with such nonsense But I guess celebrity politicians have to make sillier and sillier announcements to stay in the news

I see BlueSky is in a spin about gambling and horse racing and a Labour councillor daring to suggest that banning horse racing might not be popular. FWIW: Gambling isn’t the problem; the way betting firms are allowed to behave is The Grand National (and others) is part of British culture…

The eBook of Castle is only 99p right now. Repost this for a chance to win a signed copy of the original hardback edition. www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...

Minute Cryptic - 10 April, 2026 "Fraud by chairman swapping locks for organisation’s banks" (6) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 3 under the community par (54,868 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Andy Robertson, Liverpool Legend ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 x2 Premier League 🏆 x1 Champions League 🏆 x1 FA Cup 🏆 x2 League Cup 🏆 x1 Club World Cup 🏆 x1 Super Cup 🏆 x1 Community Shield 🏆 He won the lot.

This one really stings. An absolute warrior and also, never let it be forgotten, a brilliant footballer. Also, the type of human Liverpool simply do not have enough of right now. Thanks Robbo, for everything. ✊🔴

You can hear the sneer in Jenrick's words, can't you?

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

So neat 👌🏻 Minute Cryptic - 9 April, 2026 "Most of rapper’s remixed beats rock?" (5) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (55,050 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

*Of course* Trump is trying to turn this war into a grift to make money by charging tolls.

Got this solely from guessing the definition…no idea about the rest Minute Cryptic - 8 April, 2026 "Old Yeller shot at the end by owner - biting starts to cause rabies infection" (4,5) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 3 under the community par (90,093 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

It's almost as if they are speaking to each other behind the scenes rather than Tweeting.

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Fear for us tonight. Kind of glad I’m at a wedding so probably won’t get to watch tbh.

Iranian drones are blowing up in Ukrainian cities every night. They have been for years.

A lot has bothered me about the reporting of the Kanye West banned. Firstly how it has been framed as all about it the Jewish community - but we should all be against Nazism! This country fought Nazis. Songs called Heil Hitler should not just be for the Jewish community to object to. And secondly…

Gonna be funny when we finish 6th.

Bayern Munich v PSG is going to be some semi. Should be the final really.

You cannot argue with people who are prepared to lie about absolutely everything all of the time. It is impossible. All you can do is defeat them. But when they have all the power that is such a tough thing to do. Good luck Hungary. Here's hoping.

This should always have been the end of it.

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Minute Cryptic - 7 April, 2026 "Affordable government housing blocks… that are surprisingly expensive?" (4) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (62,155 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

It was the PLP wot won it! www.itv.com/news/2026-04...

From today, statutory sick pay is paid from the first day of illness And it’s paid to every worker, including the lowest paid, who previously got nothing Long held goals of the labour movement - realised by a Labour government

Minute Cryptic - 6 April, 2026 "Notice couples in less happy moods. Better to be single?" (4) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (52,295 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Of course City got Southampton.

Not that sort of player, of course.

Our head of state should not be going anywhere near this lunatic.

Pffft Minute Cryptic - 5 April, 2026 "Raising agent for pear crumble - not egg free?" (6) 🟡🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 1 hints – 1 under the community par (86,463 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

He’s literally just made this up.