🚨2026 NFL Quarterback Rankings🚨 I’m sure you will all agree and have zero notes. Enjoy.

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@jbaileynfl.bsky.social took a look at the good, and the bad, of the 2026 NFL Draft. www.sbnation.com/nfl/1112573/...

Theory: Drafting Ty Simpson was a big brain play by Les Snead and Sean McVay to package him and 4 first round picks to send to the Bengals next year for Joe Burrow.

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The Cardinals are having an all-time turbo shitter of a draft

CARSON BECK NOT MY TEAM’S QUARTERBACK

Best and worst from Night One of the 2026 NFL Draft is live on @sbnation.bsky.social -The New Orleans Saints are winning the NFC South 📈 -The Steelers get pantsed in their own city 📉 -The Cardinals put a Ferrari engine on a tricycle 📉

The Eagles got aggressive & traded up for a guy who may help them reach a 3rd Super Bowl in 5 years. The Steelers froze & are allowing the oldest player in the NFL dictate their offseason in hopes of winning a playoff game for the first time in 9 years. It’d be funny if it weren’t so pathetic

Being a Steelers fan should entitle me to financial compensation

Sean McVay to Stetson Bennett

The Saints are winning the NFC South. I love this team’s roster

It’s cool that Terry is there. Hope he knows how much the city still loves him.

We’re two weeks away from finding out that Russini is Batman

Asked Steelers WR Michael Pittman says if Philip Rivers can be talked into coming to Pittsburgh if need be. “I think he’s done for good this time.”

Jerome Bettis is fine with the Steelers waiting on Aaron Rodgers, but would like to see the Steelers take a quarterback in the draft

Jerome Bettis says he’s worried about Jeremiyah Love going to a team that hinders his potential. “[If they] don’t have the best offensive line or they don’t have the quarterback…that becomes an issue.” The Titans and Cardinals have both been heavily attached to Love.

“Yeah, Damian Wayne is probably the worst Robin. Annoying little shit. Dick Grayson is far better as Nightwing.”

What questions should I ask Jerome Bettis today

This is nasty work 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

New from me on @sbnation.bsky.social If you need a break from NFL Draft talk, i wrote 2,000 words comparing NFL quarterbacks to pro wrestlers in honor of WrestleMania. It’s fun, it’s silly, and I spent way too much time trying to find perfect comps. Enjoy.

Send the Penguins offense to christian hell. Just a pathetic performance in the biggest game this decade.

And in the real spirit of being in the Raiders stadium, Bron Breakker drastically over pursues and misses an easy tackle

Philly is a dump Wawa sucks Rocky isn’t real Let’s go Pens

MJF wore his Wardlow squash gear. And then lost in a squash to Darby. Pro wrestling, man. Nothing like it.

Oh man, Sting being there for Darby😭

Not blinking. All In main event

Hey @allelitewrestling.com Can I please advertise your NFL masks on The Pump Fake?🖤

No one: My TikTok for the last 24 hours: 🎶 I shit my pants in the middle of aldiii 🎶

Which NFL head coaches are better (or worse) than Nick Sirianni? Todd Haley and I discuss. Watch and subscribe to The Pump Fake⤵️

Call Her Daddy is the female equivalent of Fox News for midwestern dads. If you like it, you probably suck.

Crazy how that Jaguars reporter got more shit from her peers for telling Liam Coen good job than an insider who, at minimum, went on vacation with an NFL head coach, and at most, did a lot more than that.

Since apparently we’re having this argument today, Jahmyr Gibbs is a far better running back than Drake London is a receiver.

That one time Antonio Brown freaked out on the sideline against the Ravens.

Taking my laptop to family Easter just in case Aaron wants to upstage Jesus

ESPN in a month

If the Pirates wanted a guy who drinks and drives and bats under .100, they could have signed a thousand local townies at a fraction of the cost instead of Ozuna

Just realizing I should have put people who talk on speaker phone in public in the group.

NFL refs, the orc who killed Boromir, Duke basketball, and the ending of How I Met Your Mother. That is the Mount Rushmore of things everyone hates. I wrote about how terrible NFL refs are, and why replacement refs will be a net positive for the league. Read now on @sbnation.bsky.social

Sirianni looking like a 2x divorcee who woke up hungover late for his tee time. Dan Quinn dressed like the personal chef of a biker gang Klint Kubiak looks like a financial advisor who just told you to invest in labubu dolls

Shoes matched the dog today

What do you think the EASIEST position in professional sports is? I would say 1st baseman.

Well that was fun

BRANDON LOWE WELCOME TO PITTSBURGH!

My Mock Morning Routine 1.0 -8:30: Wake up -8:42: Take a piss -8:45: Take the dog outside -9:00: Make coffee, have protein smoothie -9:15: Turn my bathroom into the Battle of Helms Deep We’ll return tomorrow to see how accurate the Mock Morning Routine is.

ESPN wanted some outlandish take to drive viewership. Dan O is a good company man.

🚨Post Free Agency Power Rankings🚨 -Both Super Bowl teams outside of the top 10 -I don’t take the Chargers seriously whatsoever -The AFC blue bloods will be back and better Read NOW on @sbnation.bsky.social

Chappell Roan when a little girl waves at her