Someone from the Mandela effect universe: I could have sworn it was Epstain

There many reasons to loathe Bill Cosby and his time on this planet, but I need all of y'all to focus on just one for right now: Madeline Kahn, in good faith, spent some of her last years performing in 83 episodes of that rapist shitbag's Cosby series from 1996-1999. Completely FUCK Bill Cosby.

100 years from now, people will talk about Jon Lovitz like we do now of Chaplin, and feel empowered against evil by the story of when he busted Andy Dick in the teeth for talking shit about Phil Hartman, much like Chaplin's performance in The Great Dictator.

When people die of old age, it's an agequit.

How am I going to check if downdetector is down?

Ya know how there's a Doomsday Clock? I feel like there should be a 10% Off Sale Clock that expects the time the guillotines roll out.

Once upon a time in the 90s, Aerosmith released a song called Living on the Edge, and we believed them. What fools we were.

"Somebody had to say it!" hahaha yeah thanks, man we really did need someone to say that cottage cheese was the gazpacho of the dairy world

Preparing my body to be destroyed by the state, under tread of boot and tank, achieving true anonymity in the bloodied mud of my era.

got a shirt and mug of this one at TheNewSharingMachine.com (along with several old & new designs by me and @nataliedee.bsky.social )

openings available lol