I'm going to be offline at a work function until at least the seventh inning tonight. Which means, in all probability, elation or heartbreak await me when I check back in.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE

The DVD (1996) is now as old as the original 8-inch floppy disk (1967) was when the DVD came out.

John is trying hard to sell me on the greatness of going to Game 7. And unlike the ALCS I politely disagree.

Got 'im.

And then Vlad mashed the ball over the outfield wall....

Got 'im.

SHOW ME A RELIEF PITCHER.

Got 'im.

Winfield wants runs.

On the board!

Got 'im.

Got 'im.

Got 'im.

Got 'im.

Got 'im.

Work the count George.

Got 'im.

Got 'im.

Got 'im.

Hard to believe in a few short minutes I'm going to be even more stressed.

Well, Halloween is done. Time to pack everything in and call it a night. Just another low-key Friday night.

15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

I made the mistake of reading TD's diaper filling rant about singing the correct unwoke version of the national anthem and I can see that the heel turn to RW rage baiting grifter is now fully complete.

Got 'im.

Got 'im.

Organist is having themself an inning.

Vladdy.

Got 'im.

WOW! The Washington Post obtained the rest of the body cam footage showing that the drunk-driving ICE agent promised to check if the arresting officer's partner was Haitian. "I’m going to run some checks when I get back." He added that he would have him deported if "not legit."

“We don’t care about the Royals,” scream a surprising number of people, revealing quite a lot about themselves in the process.

Got 'im.

Got 'im.

Bassitt might be my favourite reliever.

Where was this Dodgers bullpen last night?

Bo knows...

I wouldn't have PH Lukes for France. But they got a run so clearly I don't know jack about baseball.

Got 'im.

The Duke of Sussex should respect the Commonwealth.

This is the second game in a row where the strike zone seems to change pitch by pitch.

Got 'im.

If the federal Liberals use generative AI in anything having to do with serious governing, this automatically becomes the stupidest government of my lifetime

What is life going to be like after this Home Hardware ad stops running?

Get up ball.

My Nazi coat has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my Nazi coat

Breaking News: OpenAI, the maker of ChatGPT, has adopted a for-profit structure, allowing it to operate like a more traditional company while it raises the billions of dollars it needs to develop artificial intelligence.

The baseball. It continues.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Vintage Lukes.

Time for redemption Davis.