Comes back and hits him in the head with the harisen. “Shhhhhhh!”

“Oh. No. What. Have. I done.” Walks off to go make himself some tea.

Not just no, but Hell No.

because I was born to destroy you

Pulling out yet ANOTHER fan and beating him with it. Again. “You want money?! Go make some!”

“Yeah, yeah. I’m a priest. Wait…Hold on! No! Bad! Bad god!” Thwacks Yato over the head with the paper fan.

“I don’t owe you shit! You’re the one who made a literal garbage decision! Sprinkle me with your unholy water again and I’ll shove you back into traffic.”

“Believe it, or whatever the kids are saying these days. You’re a drenched, cold god. Enjoy.”

[Dumps a bucket of ice water on him] “I don’t give a SHIT!”

“NO! AND I DON’T CARE!”

“Goodbye forever. It was nice knowing you for like 10 seconds.”

[Follows the trash can to make sure it keeps rolling into traffic.]

[Kicks the trashcan over.]

“Some of you are intimidatingly feral.”

“I assumed you didn’t know how.”

“HMU if you wanna get roasted by a priest.”

"I GOT ABSOLUTELY ROASTED BY A P R I E S T."

[Suspicious glare] “That depends. What is it?”

“Sounds about right for Western Europe. Remind me not to ask you too cook for me.”

“So you don’t season your food?”

“‘Mister Sunshine?’ Have you been drinking? You’re clearly mistaking me for someone else.”

{{I’m still trying to collect all the Sunders.

"In a different age, I sealed fate, and now it has come back for recompense." A fantasy original character written by SUNDER.

“It’s not a big deal. Where are you from?”

“That’s what I thought. Weirdo.”

“I wouldn’t know shit about Japanese people. I’m technically from China.”

“I hate Monday. Matter of fact, I hate days that end in ‘y’. Hope that narrows it down for you.”

-Clyus Cazador, Lancer of the Hyspanian Cavalry. At your service— ⚙️ Mech Pilot ⚙️ Fantasy / Sci Fi oriented ⚙️ Open to all, friendly to all ⚙️ DMs Open #FantasyRP • #DnDRP • #MVRP

“You wanna run that by me again? Maybe a little louder this time?”

“Fuck Monday.”

[pet,pet,pet]

{{Ok, apparently it’s Second Summer? Stop letting hobbits be in charge of the weather.

Bonks @bornfromstone.bsky.social on the head.

{{So, my dumb ass had to reset my phone like a month or 2 ago and I am so scatter brained and full of dumb bitch juice that I forgot to log back in. Anyway, hi.

{{Just found this idiot (affectionate).

{{I drank too much dumb bitch juice. It’s the best flavor.

Crybaby.

{{ A wild Red appears! Pokéball go! @feedthefire.bsky.social

{{Been so long since I been on here my fingers were like “Press all the wrong buttons, idiot.” 🙃

{{You’re just jealous because she’s so cute. Rude.

{{Flirty pussy

{{I don’t know whether to tell you stop because I can’t stop laughing or keep posting because I love these pussy pics. 💀

{{It’s true. I’m kinda like a Pokémon that way. You’re welcome. Bask in my presence.

{{I AM CRYING