{{Just found this idiot (affectionate).

{{I drank too much dumb bitch juice. It’s the best flavor.

Crybaby.

{{ A wild Red appears! Pokéball go! @feedthefire.bsky.social

{{Been so long since I been on here my fingers were like “Press all the wrong buttons, idiot.” 🙃

{{You’re just jealous because she’s so cute. Rude.

{{Flirty pussy

{{I don’t know whether to tell you stop because I can’t stop laughing or keep posting because I love these pussy pics. 💀

{{It’s true. I’m kinda like a Pokémon that way. You’re welcome. Bask in my presence.

{{I AM CRYING

No.

@bornfromstone.bsky.social Brat.

{{SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK. Replies when brain works again.

{{You’re just making me laugh harder.

{{I spit out my water.

{{Uh oh….suddenly ill???

{{Recruitment? Definitely depends on the situation.

{{One point for him.

{{No. I am ignorant. I just need a good fight and you have a penchant for rping baddies that could probably kick my muse’s ass if he doesn’t end it quickly enough. Give me the tea. Info dump on me.

{{Listen, if you do this, our muses have to fight at some point.

{{He’s waiting for you to pull the clothes out of the dryer so he can lay on them.

No rizz. Only bullets.

夢100コラボの服 ←太陽ルート　月ルート→ （月ルートは靴のヒールを描きたくて全身絵になった）

I hope she crushes you.

{{Don’t tempt me.

#STFUSunday “Shut the hell up or I’ll slap the shit out of you.”

{{Doing yard work today. I swear I will get to my replies at some point.

Oh, right. Shit. Go ask someone else then.

Google it.

Who set off the insane, ancient Witch Boy?

Klarion, no.

That’s my cat.

{{Banana hair.

Damn. I have no valid argument for that.

She could definitely kill him. But he won’t kneel.

Naw.

No.

Bullshit. That’s a waterfall.

Smoking.

{{Me: It’s so hot outside. We shouldn’t mow the lawn tonight. Wife: The weather will be cooler tomorrow anyway. Me: Cool. Kimchiback shots? Wife: Kimchiback shots!!! We have no shot glasses. Heehee.

{{Who WANTS to go to work tho?

{{Attention span is shite. Might need a nap.

“PFFFFFT! No! Of course I’m not laughing!” [Trembles with internal laughter.]

“A newspaper interview? Are you serious?”

[Stares at her hair and has to bite down on his lip to stop himself from cracking up.] “Hnnnnn…c-cause you’re the t-troublemaker.”