{{Okay, who has all of the Sunders and all the Pierrots?

sʰᵉ'ˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵏⁱᵗᵗʸ, ʸᵒᵘ ᵇⁱᵍ ᵇᵘˡˡʸ!

He pulls the cross off of his shoulder and shoves it into the ground. He lets his hand rest on top of it. “There. Better? Are you afraid of crosses or somethin’?”

He whipped around and his dark eyes widened behind the shade of his sunglasses. A crumpled cigarette hung out of the corner of his lips. It was lit, but clearly struggling. “Of course I do! It’s full of mercy! I need it for priest stuff. You wear a helmet. What’s that for?”

He chuckled, wrapped the cross back in its cloth, and caught up to her. He watched her heels closely as she walked backwards. “Mysterious? There’s no mystery here. Just a priest going about his business.” He arched a single, dark brow when she leaned in closer like she was telling him some secret-

{{Hey nerds. My replies are probably gonna be slow today because I’m having a reaction to some essential meds. But I’ll be around. Just REALLY FUCKIN’ ITCHY.

"A Killer Within Awakened, An Innocence Lost.." [Codename: 'Tiger Lily'] - Assassin for Hire. - Not new to RP. - Marvel RP(Street Level)/Multiverse OC. - Descriptive. - No Lewd Allowed. - RT & Like. #Døgma

"Better Pray You're Not On My Sights.." - ex-SWAT Sniper/Mercenary - Not new to RP - Marvel RP(Street Level)/Multiverse OC - No lewd allowed - RT #Døgma

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“Oh, God. Why are you…damp?” He cringed and stared back over the top of his sunglasses.

“This is insulting. I can see you!”

Run away, Gooseman! You’re gonna get impaled on that Space Queen’s tail!

God bless or whatever.

This place is weird. Random Batguys trying to chomp on me and give me rabies. Geese with shivs in their wing feathers fighting drooly space queens. Avatars of Death who don’t wear pants. Flower ladies who can shield me from bullets. I think I’ll stay.

Is that goose fighting a space demon?

“So I need to watch out for people like you?” He gave the guy a second glance. “What are you anyway?”

“Playing along usually gets the job done,” he said as he watched her brush her hands across her skirt from the corner of his eye. He turned his head away to keep his eyes hidden behind his sunglasses. “It was no big deal. That’s what friends are for, right?”-

“The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.” A canon divergent portrayal of the XENOMORPHS written by SUNDER. 30+ writer. 18+ content including fictional gore, dismemberment, mutilation, etc. Minors and Lewd-Focused accounts DNI.

{{Be back later. Work stuff.

He looked up over his shoulder at the guy on the balcony. “You little shit! Most people don’t think twice about this thing. Which makes YOU the one drawing attention.” He was about to continue walking, but he paused and looked back again. “You look like your mom dressed you this morning!”

[Shoots down one of the mistletoe bundles with some rubber bands.] A guy can’t get a temp job?!

He just flipped the entire helicopter the bird with both hands and laughed. “I knew he’d chicken out. What an ass!” Dark eyes peered down over his sunglasses at Aerith. His lips twisted up into a one-sided smirk. He dropped his voice down near a whisper.-

Hey! Knock it off! You’re on MY side of the room.

The priest’s face cycled through several emotions until it landed on shock. “Your WHAT?! AERITH!” It took him a minute, but he looked up at the redhead in the helicopter and leaned into the lie despite his original protest. He wrapped an arm around Aerith’s shoulders and pulled her in-

{{NOT SCREEWEE!!! 😂😂😂🪦

At least they’re always open? This place is sketchy as hell.

Nicholas held out his hand and caught one of the petals in his palm. He admired it for a moment before the wind from the helicopter blades blew it away. His fingers closed into a fist where the petal had been and he shook it at the helicopter.-

Ha! If you think that’ll help. Sure. Just…don’t try to play poker.

Your eyes do this thing when you tell your shiny, little lies. Like…a glimmer. Very easy to spot.

Do you know how many people have tried to lie to me? You have a really obvious tell. That’s why you’re bad at lying.

You’re so bad at this.

That’s kinda bullshit. Maybe the other person shoulda had some self-control. Sounds like somebody gets their feel goods hurt too easily and it short circuits their brain. [He’s on her side in this one.]

…………… How is that YOUR fault?!

Oh, so you’re gettin’ a kick outta this. I see how it is. Fine. Keep your secrets, lady.

Can’t you use your bat screeches to figure that out?

Then why are you stalling so hard?

He kept The Punisher’s fire trained on the Turks trying to come around behind them pinning them down behind some metal debris. The green plasma spewing from the muzzle of the cross burned holes through the metal and struck his targets in various limbs.-

I’m a priest. I listen to confessions for a living.

Seriously? Come ON! The suspense is killing me here!

Sooooooo…..? You’re gonna give me the tea, right?

Anyone ever tell you that you’re a shitty liar, little lady?

Like…the fun coworker? You’re avoiding my question on purpose now. You must’ve done somethin’ either terrible, embarrassing, or terribly embarrassing.

Since FOREVER! C’mon! It’s a cardinal sin! What’d you do?! Tell the truth! God will grant you forgiveness.

Lying to a priest is a felony. [It’s not. He’s just nosy.]

What’d you do? Break other stuff?

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐔𝐋, 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐒! -All Volumes -Multi-Ship -Serious/Crack -Adult Writer #DispatchRP #MVRP

No kiddin’? Hey, so am I! Doors don’t stand a chance!