What's Earth? Have you heard of it?

You're not really getting the hang of this?

You dunno me but I am the very picture of trust-a-bility.

Hear you try what?? [Popping open a bottle of some booze from some small company she's never heard of and handing him another bottle.]

Ellie Ratman.

I said it didn't I!

Ratman!

It has been a long week and we're set up for so many more of them. Whaddya mean you don't wanna hear my innuendos?? [Already going to the lounge to get the booze.]

I'm a lot of things and lunatic is not one of them.

PFFT yeah.

You're not ugly but I'm not attracted to you.

I'm going to get drunk.

Why couldn't I get stuck with a hot, cute, rich guy?

DARIOP

...

WHY IS EVERYONE IN MY LIFE SO KARKING TALL

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It is! And I'm tired!

If you keep talking to me I'm going to start only responding with innuendos until we're both too embarrassed to talk to each other anymore.

I'm not a smoothie...

[Waving with a hand.] Well, that's one-

KBYE [and she's bolting]

"Think of Broadway Dammit!"

Booze for me, blood for you? What KINDA blood anyway.

And what's that s'posed to mean?

Kaysh mirsh solus...

You're a WHAT

Imagine having a cute aggression so strong you act out with your psychic powers. That would be nova.

[genuinely a little scared] you want some booze? ...Please?

You make me grumpy about everything!

I STILL OWE FORTY-THOUSAND OKAY

Stop reminding me!

I got bills to pay!

You don't just ask a girl where she's from! It's not the done thing! Also it's a long story I could make real short but then I can't charge by the word.

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Well you said 'alla us' so I thought you meant there was a bunch of people. Circle felt natural. Y'know?

In a giant circle?

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I dunno who Carth is but I would definitely think that if I saw a DILF.

Kriff. Got me there.

[she whipped out an ugly tablet-looking thing and then navigated to a long page with a LOT of names, then offered it to Ellie. The language is in Aurebesh.]

Would you like a list?? I am gleefully offering!

I got a few in mind!

Hmm, why do you think that is?

Out of curiosity. Have you ever had someone accept your rat-brain deal?

... you're not gonna use a rat to do it, are you?

You make me feel like my brain needs an eyebrow tweeze.

I tend to talk in circles because my clients are so doped up they can't hold a real conversation.