@jjjacksfilms.bsky.social I pissed off a slop tuber, hope I did you proud

There's no war on Christmas, only Congress can approve that

Pooping at work, with their inch wide single ply, feels like high stakes origami.

What about TACOs?

They should get this guy for the Super Bowl

When people say "Don't hate the player, hate the game"..... Naw, I hate both. You want me to not hate grifters and opportunists... dafuq?

I don't get all the Christopher Columbus hate. Home Alone is goated.

Maybe the rapture happened, but nobody was worthy.

Behold, my Mr. Krabs Custom! Goes great with my Goufy Goober. #gunpla x #spongebob

Let's get a human to run Health and Human Services.

Thank God for AI

A Tabletop Simulator 3D models creator started modelling virtual miniature of my paintjob. First is the trans pride corsair. He used the 360 video as a basic and managed to generate angles that aren't even in it. Impressive. Check his work out : steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...

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I have to disagree. In the immortal words of Robert Parr, FOOD IS FOOD

Thought of a good bar "Treat these hands like Pokemon cuz you're gonna catch em all"

@adammockler.bsky.social this thumbnail keeps making me do a double take thinking it's you lol

Finding a decent music device without Bluetooth seems near impossible.

This is how it’s done.

@eliotetc.bsky.social I heard about Nvidia stock, immediately thought of you, I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers

I've programmed my computer to auto-replace "Trump" with "convicted felon Donald Trump" when I type because I don't have the guts to call him "the rapist Donald Trump."

Happy MLK and Nothing Else Day!

Agonizing over how I build my Gorger Mawpack... And there are barely any options, this shouldn't be hard.. ahhhh! #Warcry #Gamesworkshop

Landlords need to fuck off

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2025 is gonna be so shitty lol

Wait till the dipshits who made this realise that under that Mk VI Corvus helmet is a marine voiced by a leftist Indian. You silly sods 🙃

Just blocked my 1st chud account, blissin so hard RN

I'm as shocked as you are.

All I could see.

meme I just cooked up, #hirefans lmao

My cats are so food crazy... they act like their lives depend on it.

They'll have to pry it out of my warm, burned hands.

Hyyype

Bullshit job plz, gimmie

I pray for efficacy of "Thoughts and Prayers"

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Won't somebody think of the CEOs???

Looks hype

So the chuds will stay on Twitter right? This sounds too good to be true!