Yup. You know what you call someone who is cynical in that age range? A fucking willing victim.

it is in absolutely everybody’s best interests to develop some hobbies aside from Phone

Why don't I show off my pride flag? Easy, I don't need to. I honestly feel like I don't need to make it known I'm lesbian and I need it to be accepted. I think people coming out and coming to terms with it need the attention and thoughts more than I do. I remember *THAT* time in my life. Oof.

Happy Pride! And Happy Shut-the-fuck-up if you're a bigot or just being cynical because you think it makes you seem intelligent. I get that you're internet-brained, so everything MUST surely suck, but some of us want to celebrate how far we've come and how far we will go.

Yeah, that's my vibe, I think.

No one tell my girlfriend jack and shit, I'm getting ideas.

Esprit de corps isn't flag-waving, it's remembering those who you have lost. Even after they left service. There's one I wish I could talk to again. I wish I could have maybe made myself more available back then, even though I was barely 22. We all looked up to him, we all thought he was bad ass.

I'd, honestly, invite anyone who feels that fiction normalizes behavior to visit any boating accident. That's basically a waterlogged abattoir.

MALE LONELINESS? NEVER HEARD OF IT. WE GIFT PPE AROUND HERE.

GET OFF THE PAVED ROADS THAT'S WHERE THE TRUCKS ARE WEAR A HELMET

Enable 2FA, folks.

Guys. Heads up. Let’s talk about Hantavirus. There have been SEVERAL bad takes and BLATANT misinformation circulating regarding this outbreak so I figured it was a good idea to make a thread about it. Stay calm. Stay vigilant. Know your facts. Here’s ALL you need to know. 🧪🧵⬇️

@nightrain54.bsky.social explaining his plans to me.

The fact that I'm not getting flooded with tryhard shitposts? That says a fuckin lot.

I'm going to start an alpha male boot camp so that I can charge people to do yardwork for me.

Just heard a friend refer to Rogan as a "Little ugly drug goblin" and that has me laughing.

Fuck you, Orban, and eat shit. It's wonderful when a people *recognize a threat and act appropriately instead of with arrogance.*

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

if you have a hungarian friend (even if they live outside of hungary they can still vote if they have the hu citizenship) please convince them to vote. they can come home or vote in many foreign country. obv i dont know they exact details how it goes outside. this apr 12 election change everything

It's so convenient that everyone you disagree with must be a liberal, whether you're left, right or if the person you're disparaging is left or right.

You: Angry about not getting attention and affection from another person. Me: I've literally sealed the deal on a wild night with impromptu karaoke of Bloodhound Gang. Yes, the Bad Touch. And, now you're laughing at me for being so goofy... but that's the secret: Being funny = getting laid.

I love my girlfriend :3

VOTE ! Your One Vote Matters......

National Military Appreciation Month in May was established in ‘99 National Veterans and Military Families Month is in November and that was established ‘93 Conservatives don’t give a fuck about the military otherwise they’d know this before getting bent over nothing and making yet another month

now more than ever:

I don't want a fucking month, I want my subordinates to be looked after once their contracts are up. I don't care about discounts at Applebee's, I don't eat pigshit, I want my enlisted to be taken care of for the duty they've given me and this nation. I don't want kind words, I want results.

You belong in a garbage can.

The fact that socialists will honest-to-fucking-god gatekeep their positions and accuse anyone who doesn't adhere to their very specific POV of being a "liberal" makes me wonder if these assholes are actually on GOP payroll.

Just a reminder that they still intend to do this, dont let the backlash die down, keep cancelling your subscription.

I would say "I hate being right" but no, it's great I make all of the dumb-dumbs mad. 🖕

Hatewatching is different from "So bad it's good." Plan 9 From Outer Space is goofy and bizarre, the brainchild of a goofy and bizarre director. You derive joy from the movie, even if it's bad. Hatewatching is what morons do to try and fit in with other overly cynical morons on the internet.

Doom and gloom? Sorry, I'm not a fucking loser. 😎

I always keep that motherfuckin' thang ON me.

Bsky must be getting big, I got bots hitting me up in DMs. They're only slightly less goofy than the out of touch internet socialists trying to call me a "lib" and who treat activism like fashion.

It's remarkable how fast your queerness can be revoked in the eyes of some people if you don't pass their purity test. OK, have fun being absolutely ineffectual. If you're fulfilled by patting yourself on the back, by all means.

I'd love to vote DSA, but circuses aren't my jam.

Just so you know: If you don't vote EFFECTIVELY against the GOP come midterms? You're accessory to everything. Everything. No excuses for 2024, no excuses for now. The electorate gets the government it deserves.

I'm going to miss Malik Willis SO much. He was my special boy, but way too talented to be a back-up. Miami better treat him good.

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

once again reminding everyone to funnel your emotions into organizing and building solidarity in your community and not pointless doomscrolling

employee orientation

Oh my God, that turned me on. Now, roleplay Theodore Roosevelt MORE please.