I'm stupid stoked for tomorrow, it's like.. being a kid again and being excited for Christmas. Tonight, one year ago, was my last evening single and it has been absolutely magical ever since.

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Honestly, I get his hate for the Clintons, now. His entire tenure has been sabotaged as Bill gave him syphilis.

To the woman who once told me the Clintons were too mafia like and would have voted for Donald: Yeah, he slickened the willy of Slick Willy, you stupid bitch. He blew Bubba's mind and his dick. Bill blew the Sax, Donnie blew him. Also, he's a cradle robber, so, stay away from kids, cunt.

pictured: bubba gettin that sloppy

Responding to idiotic things by becoming an even bigger fucking moron is kind of why we're in this mess.

Then I can assume that every game company isn't putting in the required effort to earn my fucking money. I guess I just won't be buying games, this is literally no skin of my back.

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I'm going out to pick up breakfast for my girlfriend and myself when I realize that my life is fucking awesome. Actually, my life has been awesome. Don't let social media rule your life, basically. Do something healthy, do something fun, and do something enriching. Even if it's just a walk.

They're usually jealous of seeing other people being happy and just latch onto the first thing that stands out to them. If you have a good partner and a healthy relationship, you don't give a shit about who is dating who. Why? Because you understand how wonderful it is.

If you've always been a square, like I, then the best way to deal with the lingo of younger individuals is to just give them a blank stare for about 10 seconds as soon as they say whatever it may be, then reply "Mhmmm.." and go back to whatever it was that you were doing.

Apparently, Bsky suspended me. At least, according to the totally legit DM I just got. And reported.

If someone is going to go to the lengths of resignation and relocation because of a fucking mayoral election, they were never selfless, they just wanted the respect that comes with being selfless and with public service. But, then again "CONFIRMED!" says it all. STDH.txt and EverybodyClapped.txt.

What is the purpose of having created napalm when this exists

Furries— ✅ Build up independent artists ✅ Take a firm stance against AI/NFTs ✅ Work against misinformation and anti-intellectualism ✅ Support gay rights and workers' unions ✅ Play and create And last, but not least, furries— ✅ Tip If the price of that is wolf tits and horse dong, so be it!

Honestly, with all the big braining going on and trying angle in everyone's particular special marxist belief, so many people forget that the GOP just has fucking terrible policies. Period. Like, I've talked to conservatives, liberals, and all sorts of others who voted for Mamdani on THAT basis.

There was a time when Democrats were the party of no ideas and the Republicans were the party of bad ideas. Now the Dems are the party of "Hey, that's a start" and the Republicans are the party of pedophiles and people who lose bowel control upon seeing a minority.

You know they're afraid of what Mamdani represents when morons like Greg Abbott pop off stupid ideas like "Anyone moving from NYC to here will get subjected to a 100% tariff!" Good God, Texans, you're so fucking stupid for continue to vote for this cocksucker.

So I wake up and.. they still haven't updated the total count. That's slightly annoying, they could still be counting votes. Though, from what I recall from my time in NYC, those are all Dem to fuck and back districts. There's no pulling one out of the hat for Cuomo, to be clear. Anyways:

Fantastic. But remember, this can be reversed. They will try to reverse it. Today and tomorrow. Never. Stop. Voting. Blue. Period.

Well, that's an odd feeling for me: Being aroused by a man.

Mamdani displays remarkable foresight. That foresight depends on you all fucking showing up to polls or mailing in ballots for these kinds of folks. If you want to protest vote? Well, don't cry about shit being bad. You helped make it so. Never stop voting against authoritarians. No matter what.

Thank fuck the Mamdani campaign didn't listen to the terminally online and listened to NYers who actually brave the cursed reach we know as "outside." A lot of you motherfuckers would have torpedoed his campaign from the start. Which is the first pertinent lesson here: Go outside and be normal.

You're talking shit because a socialist won. I'm talking shit because a socialist won AND I will vote against the evils the GOP represents next cycle, too. We are not the same.

Zohran Mamdani's first trial as the new Mayor is to organize a task force that will punish Steinbrenner and Cashman for turning the Yankees into a stepping stone for the Astros to go to 3 world series, winning two. I will not accept "muh cheating" as an excuse, every team steals signs.

Congratulations, NYC! You voted a decent person into the office! Celebrate tonight. Because, you need to. You need to celebrate, you need to give yourself an outlet to be happy. BECAUSE, CAUSE WHAT, FUCKSTICKS, THIS AIN'T OVER, OOOOH NO NO NO, THIS IS ONLY THE OPENING ACT, YOU LAZY LITTLE FUCKS!

"Why is Cuomo even running? He has no chance!" Probably not. Last polling I saw had Mamdani up by 25pts. But, this can be explained in two steps: 1. Cuomo is a dumbass. Yes, yes, it's as clear as day the prick can barely qualify as self aware. He won't even choose Nets or Knicks.

I should have contacted the Mamdani campaign before the end of October and delivered the ultimate win strategy that'd see him win 80% of the vote: Vow to ban Brian Cashman from the city and have Steinbrenner placed in stockades in the middle of Time Square.

I'm at that point in every socialist's life where I've come to absolutely despise other lefties for being ineffectual babies. Go vote. Go out, get off your fat fucking ass, and vote. If you don't? I will mock you. I will be absolutely insufferably smug about it. I can be. I will be. GO. VOTE.

Good morning, NYers. Remember: Ignore all of the fucking idiots weighing in with their opinions. I don't care how many pride flags they got, how leftist they are, if you want Zohran Mamdani to win? THEN SHUT YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH GET OUT THERE AND FUCKIN VOTE. Shut the fuck up and vote.

How you think you look when you're cynical. vs. How you actually look when you're cynical.

"You're so lucky to be where you are, Sam." No, I am not. I worked hard. I stepped out of my comfort zone. I did things I did not want to do. I sacrificed. There's no fucking luck involved.

9 times out of 10, anyone who ever bitches about people "not working" in this fashion usually has nothing of value worth listening to and can be absolutely ignored. The meathead pictured probably sponges money off of the internet by promoting bullshit and has the audacity to cry about SNAP.

Did you know that, if you swim away or act aggressive towards search and rescue, you will open yourself up to a lot more trouble than you're already in? This is advice for life: Don't act surprised when shit gets worse because of your own ill-advised actions. Swallow your pride for the rest of us.

crazy how real artists upload almost everything that they have for everyone to freely enjoy and yet AI "artists" block off their entire galleries behind paywalls - it's almost like one has genuine artistic passion and the other treats a creative outlet as nothing but a side hustle, hmmmmmm 🤔

So, that's a lot of fuel we could use. That's multiple MH-65s. That's multiple MH-60s. That's a Sentinel-class cutter. That's a lot of money that could go toward upgrading existing systems used to save American lives on the water. But, nope, this rotten puppy killing bitch has to have 2 jets.

i like that these protests very clearly demonstrate that the administration is universally reviled and basically has zero popular support despite them saying they have a majority for their batshit policies

Protest is a beautiful thing. It truly is. If people gathering peacefully and demanding equality for all upsets you, people from all age groups, backgrounds, faiths, and any other demographic you can think of? It means you need to soul search. It means, perhaps, your belief should be questioned.

It feels good to hear the usual dregs crying about the shutdown. Have fun, you internet clout obsessed lizard brains. Quit worshipping at the altar of a senile old child grabber and you might get some maidens.

"Why doesn't anyone take me seriously!?" -Terminally online goofball who refuses to speak like a normal person and would rather shotgun online buzzwords and terminology as if that's how functioning people communicate in person.

Give mah gurl here a bit of your time to read, she's taking some big steps and I'm proud of her.

Oh look, it's a pencil necked dweeb trying to make himself look LE EPIG XDDDD with his worthless online friends. There's a reason this dude has never known the touch of a lover lmao.

For the folks calling their senators and reps: Don't just threaten to not vote for them. Look where that got us? Yeah, not a good idea. Be specific. Threaten to vote against them in the next primary. And don't bluff, actually fucking do it. Actually fucking vote in primaries.

I'm amazed that Ringling Bros. have survived for this long in the internet age when all you have to do is visit any social media site and you'll see nothing but clowns without cover charge.

Having to see the term "corporate slop furries" or "gacha furries" as serious things people think is harming the furry community makes me think some of you need to get real hardships in life

We don’t want AI slop. Stop sending us AI slop. Stop wasting our time with AI slop. It doesn’t sound good. It’s antithetical to our core values. You didn’t even make it. Knock it off.

All that hate you got for queer people ain't gonna stop you from bein' a broke biiiiiiiiiiitch.