I'm amazed that Ringling Bros. have survived for this long in the internet age when all you have to do is visit any social media site and you'll see nothing but clowns without cover charge.

Having to see the term "corporate slop furries" or "gacha furries" as serious things people think is harming the furry community makes me think some of you need to get real hardships in life

We don’t want AI slop. Stop sending us AI slop. Stop wasting our time with AI slop. It doesn’t sound good. It’s antithetical to our core values. You didn’t even make it. Knock it off.

All that hate you got for queer people ain't gonna stop you from bein' a broke biiiiiiiiiiitch.

Fuck off telling folks to be afraid. Fear is the poison killing us. Fear is what they want us to drink and drink until we're soured on hope. Spit it out of your mouth. Be unafraid, for that is resistance. We will be reckless, and we will be joyous.

This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for. But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem

In the rush to be first, mainstream media has been false. America deserves only the facts and accurate reporting from its journalists.

The concept of a 'male loneliness epidemic' is the most hilarious shit to me. Oh, waa waa, I can't get a woman, so clearly the issue lies with them and not the fact that I'm an unfuckable shithead with bad hygiene, boring hobbies, and no personality outside of "I post memes."

The assassination of Charlie Kirk makes we worry we can no longer have peaceful discussions of whether gays should be stoned to death or civil and collegial debates about whether black people are inherently inferior. Our culture will suffer. New York Times tomorrow

If your reaction to a change in program funding, an increase in any kind of infrastructure spending, or any reassessment of appropriations is to ask "what is a woman" or some other perceived gotcha that has NOTHING to do with topic? Your parents were failures and you deserve your lot in life.

Prominent folks: Millions stay on Twitter because that's where they hear from you. That includes reporters. YOU are giving Twitter viability and credibility. If YOU leave, the people who want to hear from you will go where you are. YOU are making the choice to keep others on Twitter.

Furry is closer to a Punk counter culture society than a fandom which is why hating Furries is extremely conservative brained behavior

When I see someone with a "I stand for the flag and kneel for the cross" shirt my assumption until proven otherwise is that they have an undershirt that says "And swallow for Trump"

If you find yourself desiring to use social media more and denigrate a site for being 'boring', that is what we call addiction. Go do something fun. No one enjoys social media that much, but yet so many live on it.

Governor announces New Mexico will now provide free universal child care

@eldritchslacker.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gyB... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PSA to various socially minded groups: If you're going to send me mail begging for donations and preaching 'solidarity' I'm expecting an answer for where the fuck YOUR solidarity was last year? Until then, fuck yourselves.

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Bro, what kind of beta gets vaccinated? We contract horrible, debilitating diseases that ruin the body. It's cool, the mirror makes it super easy to see the vaccinated losers enjoy their 'able bodies' and 'health.' They're probably all NPCs/Cucks/whatever buzzword I use to convince myself I'm okay.

No one truly understands how absolutely dunderheaded clumsy gay girl dating is until you've been there, done that. Friends may think I'm a lady killer of a woman, now, but my teenage years and early 20s never fucking happened do not remind me dear god do not.

Wealth taxes NOW. It’s patriotic to do your part and fund society for the workers you exploit in order to get this rich. #taxtherich

Texas is a rot that is festering and infecting the rest of the country. Deserving its place as the least free state in the union. Probably with the most corrupt politicians if they checked for that recently. I feel sorry for the actual decent folks stuck there. That is all.

$1300 a year and, thus, $13,000 in a decade. Though, that's just a work week. If you got an espresso on the weekends, too, that'd be $1,820 a year/$18,200 a decade. Still, in the ballpark! Please, just do math, people. It can't hurt you. Always work through the math if given figures.

Being told "please think of the children" is akin to be told "please be mindful of the mosquitos." Those little pests are everywhere and I can't do anything about it. Given that a lot of parents just let their kids turn feral, how about we remind parents they could have used a pill, instead.

Been there, done that. "I like your Christ, but your Christians are so very un-Christ-like."

whenever I see someone angry about video games om the internet

If you're just going to like or repost something of mine in an effort to sling books, seminars, or some other fucking bullshit? Expect a block. Only a few people follow me, but I'm sure as fuck not allowing some shithead trying to stick their fingers in their wallets through my posts.

This actually reminded me of a bi woman I was talking to over a dating app. She ended up not wanting to go out because she didn't know how it'd 'impress' on her son. She then exploded my phone at 3AM, telling me how a 'man would make this work!' "Cool, go date a man?" was my reply before a block.

I have difficulty believing in cries of "SOLIDARITY!" from certain people who decided their principles were the most important thing a year ago.

Snoop went from Gin & Juice to whining about a lesbian kiss in a Pixar movie. Imagine surviving decades of censorship, police harassment, and being labeled a “threat to society”… only to turn around and fear visibility for others who’ve been marginalized just like you.

Executive orders are not laws. Executive orders are not laws. Trump is not a fucking king, and people need to stop preemptively obeying this shit. Burn all the fucking US flags you like.

YEAH OKAY, AND I FUCKIN HATE WHEN MY NEPHEW ASKS WHY SNOOP DOGG IS IN 50000000 SHITTY ADS AND I HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHAT A SELLOUT IS DIDNT COME HERE FOR THIS SHIT

Claims to be pro life. Dies.

My girlfriend really is fucking smart. Her favorite quote of "Hope denies us the satisfaction of cynicism" is becoming one of my favorite maxims. Plus, it doesn't shame me for being arrogant, which is appropriate since I'm pretty much the best.

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

WOW! What a shocking revelation. What an absolute unpredictable turn of events!

Friends (esp if you live in CA) we REALLY need signatures on this petition supporting Bill AB412 - the AI Copyright Transparency Act. TLDR = this will require AI corps to be transparent about what is in their datasets! Signing takes 1 min. Once you sign, PLEASE SHARE!! tinyurl.com/4uxbp963

Dolly Parton has sent my daughter a new book every month for years as she does for thousands of children. She help fund the development of the Covid vaccine. She’s not a billionaire. I think as non wealthy people it’s hard to even imagine how much billionaires *could* be doing with their money.

With the NFL season closing in, this is your reminder that these teams are icons of American regional culture which are owned by billionaires. Except for one. For over a century, the Green Bay Packers have been owned by the fans as the largest non-profit team in North American sports, perhaps world

The Non-Aggression Principle is complete bullshit when rich people can be as clueless as they are. It really feels like you have to jumpstart their head. With a fucking used car battery.

So, what about the shortfalls in federal funding that comes with such incentivization? This is a self-fulfilling prophecy that the mega-wealthy always propose. "Oh well the reason is the corporate taxes, ignore the 1950s!" Pay your taxes and be fucking thankful this nation LET you get wealthy.

Look at this orange dickweed holding up what looks like a high school PowerPoint graph made last minute. No context or methodology. Just a magic beanstalk of bullshit shooting straight up into fantasy land. Everyone who voted for this corpulent fuck got duped and fucked the rest of us in the process

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

Anyone who does not think Fred Rogers is still a good role model for youth or even adults is.. I just feel bad for them. Like, I know Rogers wouldn't want me to be mean to them. So, I just feel really sorry for them. I hope they overcome whatever great trauma prevents them from being happy.