i forgot that my followers only like my posts related to eggs. i'll give you freaks what you want. what do you call the wisdom and stories passed down in egg society? yolklore

spurs read this one

reminder that my page IS a safe space for trans people, minus the mob of wild boars that constantly follows me around (long story)

*Radiohead voice* 🎶 but I'm a chud I'm a grifter 🎶

it would be hilarious if the philippines were a real country and everything people say about it was actually true

ketel marte

fuck the dodgers lololol fraud watch lololololol go tommy go ketel lololol ftd ftd ftd lololol

i was gonna tell a penis joke, but it was too short 😂😂😂

for those wondering, i will not be coming out this pride month

the knicks gotta let lin play

cambodian food near me

(saw voice) find vtuber merch that isnt primarily black or white

congrats nba, this game 7 is unwatchable. i turned it off. these games are just formalities for ticket sales if you have already decided cleveland will win. would love to enjoy this sport but the reffing is just atrocious

the rockies need to dissolve immediately

to the goth followers i dont have: happy mothers day

since discord is down im gonna send all my messages here hey yeah im not sure no im not really doing anything it's probably my favorite song of his, not that i know too many lol true 6:15?

canvas is fucked

the zelda left wants to rename the tristate area to the triforce area

"insane refresh pull" is just diet "first"

why is diamondbacks pitching a cognitohazard???????? HELP ME

who had ildemaro vargas leading the league in batting on their bingo cards?

what separates me from other dbacks fans is a padded room that i cannot leave

andrew hoffman you must add me on discord immediately

myspace is down ☹️

james mccann fucked my wife but couldnt make her cum

BOLT UP AKHEEM MESIDOR!!!!!!!

i quite like corbin carroll

i love ildelmaro vargas but they gotta test my man (for the GOAT GENE!!!!!!) 🐐🧬

lourdes.......................

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

mizumiya suu is cute but she got kingdom hearts shoes and fits

that corbin carroll grand slam gave me so much life

watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

my name is paul sewald jr

tha mothafuckin arizona suns

paul sewald is slowly taking over my life, and it's up to him if it's for better or worse

i wish i knew how to meet people irl and was good at it

stop saying sex friend and start saying thrustie ✅

ive never looked into why valley metro does 0 promotional stuff, but i wish they did/could

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

i only recently learned that the dbacks traded backhus in december and im not taking it well

🔥⬇️🏠

if i was in a room with paul sewald and 100 killer hornets, i'd say "this isn't good"

love this game from eduardo rodriguez

i cant let all uma musume fans become casual broncos fans. tamamo cross fans, please introduce yourself to the chargers!

jose fernandez

the dbacks are a team

EXCUSE ME IS SOROKA THE BEST PITCHER EVER

im not sure if jodeci's freek'n you is relevant again or not, but i want to take this time to say something i find funny about that song. the line "i could go on for days, but i couldnt go on for weeks" is just inexplicably funny to me. like imagine saying that to a partner