Pretty brutal for a local news segment.

Ultimately, he completely backtracks and says he’s convinced by the explanation. Blah blah blah Navy SEAL Admiral blah blah blah war on terror, though we have concerns.

People need to stop making excuses for Lane Kiffin and LSU.

The last thing you see before you’re turned into winter sustenance:

Marc Randazza is anti-speech AND a creep.

Amazing

You should listen to the pro side. My god.

I love it when they “You cant triple troop a double troop!”

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

I genuinely don’t believe we come back from this.

New MRI, please.

I feel like damn stable adult given everything we’ve learned about some of the world’s most powerful people.

I sacrificed more than the senate dems did.

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This is a poor description of the obituary and it does a disservice to the deceased journalist.

Fuck these people.

Now can we please go back to not caring about NYC politics

It’s shocking how dumb blue checks have gotten since Bluesky’s rise. They replaced their brains with a mix of sandwich meat and whatever was in the dustpan after a party.

Floridian now, formerly Midwest uncle: “[3-4 minutes worth of anti-Mamdami talking points]. But that’s just my OPINION, you don’t have to agree.” Me, never lived outside of the Midwest: “I don’t know about all that, but can’t stand is 34 year olds!”

They blurred the back of these agents’ heads.

I read this as “a tall golden shower”

They will cease using the unnecessary indents when I’m a managing partner at Covington.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Basically the same thing.

The accelerationists are loving this shit.

Incredible.

This guy beats his wife.

All of my political enemies are guilty as F.

It’s honestly shocking how quickly this country went from “liberal democracy with flaws” to “we’re going to do authoritarian shit, fuck your feelings.”

The agent admits he treats immigrants like "they're animals" and that he tells his kids that they are animals "all the time"

Well don't I feel stupid

So James Comey has been indicted for testifying, in essence, that he didn't authorize Andrew McCabe to be an anonymous media source about the Hillary Clinton email investigation—which McCabe disputes. But a DOJ IG report examined all the circumstantial evidence and concluded McCabe was lying.

Nonsense. We also read sparknotes of Shakespeare and that one guy who wrote those other books.

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I’ve been trying so hard to continue to respect friends who continue to publicly support this spectacular moron.

This is only the third most embarrassing thing he’s done this week.

Gen Xers need to stop sending me word docs when we’re not collaborating. Convert it to PDF for fucks sake.

If he did nothing wrong, release the video and put the agents on TV. Radical transparency!

Did the bald eagle shoot someone. :/

Just got a great set of emails from the FBI.

…, I regret to inform you that your child died because the Italian doctor did Man CPR when he should have been doing Woman CPR.

I only have Facebook so that I can follow the Ohio Department of Transportation as they announce new roundabouts. Lemme tell ya, some people lose their minds when a roundabout replaces a stoplight.

People have lost their goddam minds.

Things are so weird, everybody. How do we explain to the youths how weird this shit is? 1990-1992 was weird, and 2001-2004 was weird. But we’re on our 8th year of weird and it’s only getting weirder.

I voted for McCain (in the primary, before he brought the nuts in), and even I thought that was a funny joke.

Wow… Trump to change the “Department of Commerce” to the “Department of the Best Deals.”

Hey criminal justice people, CoreCivic let a person get killed at Northeast Ohio Correctional Center (NEOCC). The place is a dumpster fire. They’ve refused to address the ubiquity of shivs because it’s cheaper to just let things play out. Ask any Youngstown-area people. They know.

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I’m consistently amazed at just how dumb this guy is.