It's hard being a disgraced archaeologist turned PI. When a dream gig appears, you have to grab it and hold on, even if it means working with someone who did you dirty years ago. Even if the person who hired you is murdered before they can sign your check. #BluePit #📖 #A #M #P #LGBT **❗️OUT NOW❗️**

Why would 4 teens agree to sail south solving riddles to break a curse? Alice wants to clear her name, find out how her parents died, and learn how to control her magic without hurting anyone else. Nate and Ivy want to prove themselves. Cora wants to save her twin brother. #bluepit #ya #q #f

THE EXORCIST X DONNIE DARKO Chris is plagued with seeing shadow people, but an encounter with a powerful Eldritch being known as The Hatman, leaves him possessed and desperate to exorcise the entity attached to him before he loses control and becomes a demon himself. #BluePit #H #Q #📖

CABIN IN THE WOODS × JOHN DIES AT THE END × JUMANJI When their detective friend is murdered at their annual gaming retreat, five dads must rely on years of #TTRPG experience—and puns—to solve the crime before they're all killed off like NPCs in a badly written supernatural campaign. #BluePit #A #H

#BluePit 🏹THE BIRD AND THE BLADE🍃 🪶 MM Fantasy Romance 🪶 Bandit x Noble 🪶 Kidnapping! 🪶 Questioning Power Structures 🪶 Singing Bandits 🪶 Robin Hood Vibes 🪶 Certified Bird Guy #📖 #A #F #R #W #LGBT

Proudly presenting for #BluePit my trailer for ⚔️ THE DUEL IN 1660 ⚔️ A storybook romp through a colorful, heightened 17th century. It's the silliest historical you'll cry over this decade! #YA / #A #LGBT #TR #OV #HS #HU #Q #📖

PROJECT BONES After being accused of inviting the plague into a royal summit, a necromancer priest has to work with his only alibi, a cagey nobleman, to clear his name. 🦴 Death magic 🏰 Locked-castle mystery 🕯️ Medieval fantasy 🏹 Robin Hood trope 🏳️‍🌈 MM romance #BluePit #📖 #W #A #F #LGBT #DIS

The UK government frames intelligence agent Eddie Fletcher for its role in a temporal disaster, putting him in the crosshairs of ruthless state assassins. To save his skin he must seal a lethal time rift - or a Russian spy will use it to start a war that destroys the future. #BluePit #Q #A #SF #📖

When she picks the wrong pocket, Nia unlocks a magical talent she didn’t know she had. Now she’s posing as an heiress, a con man’s gone missing, and Nia and her band of would-be thieves are on the run from magehunters, mathematicians, and the governor herself. #BluePit #YA #F #LGBT #W #BluePit📖

A young girl, used by the government because she can sense other psychics, must piece together her own history before she and her kind are destroyed forever. #TheCanary #bluepit #YA

One day while he’s talking his head will finally turn all the way around and we’ll hear that satisfying pop we’ve all been waiting for.

He looks like Alec Baldwin when he’s switching to The Shadow.

Question for the law people of Bluesky: can you break the law to save someone’s life, as long as it doesn’t put someone else’s in danger? Like if you saw an ICE agent putting his knee in someone’s neck could you legally knock them off?

You won’t convince me that Green Bay saw they weren’t going to win next week anyway and tried to lose on purpose to improve their draft stock.

Is this assault or no?

He looks amazing.

He’s absolutely unhinged. He might keel over here on TV.

He’s screaming at us

Photographer Christopher Anderson on the Vanity Fair photoshoot

You hear that? That's the sound of pure Aston Villa joy. 🔊

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar

There are 12 NFL games today. In only two of those games do both teams have a winning record. Feel the excitement.

The announcers in the MLS Cup final will not shut up. British announcers are so much better at it. #2025mlscup

Throwing this out to the pickleball community: what shoes do you like that last and won’t break the bank? My running shoes have blown out on the side. #pickleball

Since none of the major pro sports in America are set up that way, and since regional conferences don’t matter any more, change NCAA FCS football to European style divisions of promotion and relegation. Hell, throw in NCAA D-1 basketball, too. #NCAA #football

This smells like I live upstairs from an Indian restaurant. This is not a complaint.

AL MVP: 1) Writers already decided in June that Judge was winning 2) WAR thinks it can quantify catchers, but is sure can’t qualify them.

Folks, when you’ve got it you’ve got it

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.

China bought 27 million metric tons of soybeans from US farmers in 2024. But somehow this “deal” to buy significantly less is a huge victory.

His plan to go after the midterms is clear

Rodriguez woke up this morning already deciding to swing at that pitch.

Translation: After we built an addictive tool based on stolen data, exploited labor and plundering the environment, which pushes kids to commit suicides, we were like, why not cash in on "erotica"? After all, this is what building so-called AGI that "benefits humanity" looks like.

This is what I think of every time I see Freeman now www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

Complained to Duolingo about their declining quality and they promptly stripped me of all my friend streaks. (They also never addressed my concerns).

“I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.

Every one of these pumpkins came from seeds that were “planted” by the squirrels who ate the pumpkins we had on the front step last year. Not bad!

Still trying to come up with any other descriptor for a government who labels Antifascists as enemy #1.

(Boomhauer voice):

I can’t believe grown adults spend so much time worrying about how other people live their private lives. It is honestly baffling to me.

So, so close…

One of the coolest thing the Red Cross app does is it tells you where your donation goes. Please consider giving blood, either in whole or in part. You will save someone’s life! How cool is that! #donate

What should I expect here?

No idea. I got a pair for Xmas and I hated them.

Rays and Royals are the only teams to start a leadoff hitter tonight with a worse OPS than Cardinals but sure let’s keep running out that lineup.

Another stellar performance from the Cardinals bargain ace.

Can’t deny the talent in the NBA but oh man is it hard to watch.