Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!

Accurate

i need an extrovert to leash me both figuratively and literally #please #please #please

have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

"Man, these after-workout client requests are getting weirder and weirder..." (WIP sketch for @omnikitty.bsky.social)

Just got my ticket to Pawsome this year!!! I'm really looking forward to being a shiny fox the whole time!!! :3 Give us a shout if you're going and wanna hang out!

being a fox party at the mossy wood at 10 dont be late

Naughty dog Birthday gift for @kianbarker.bsky.social

Muzzled, padded, rubbered, hypno blasting my ears, PVC sleepsack, barley able to move. I had just a small hole in the hood to breath in various musky socks and trainers and was kept on edge with the wand. @korasten.bsky.social definatly knows how to treat a hog to a nice rest ;-)

Anyone fancy being trapped in this uniform for a while? Locking sneakers, worn socks, a jock and a nice metal cage~ I'll be holding onto all of the keys, of course >:3

I just got a pair of veeeery hot locking AF1s from @donovanrottie.bsky.social and they are absolutely melting my brain!!! >~> Thank-you so, so much for making them, and thank-you @hroar.dog for sending me home in them without a key >/////<

New flat cage and prostate massager arrived in the post >////<

Me and my ever-growing list of gear to acquire >~>

Finally a product to keep my shoes (and rabbits) safe :D

🥺

when it works it works

Got some new, shiny sneakers~~

I made a pride flag for people who are into latex but like, oh my god it's such a fucking faff, we just absolutely cannot be fucked with it sometimes. Like, we love it and all but jfc dealing with the dressing and the washing and the fixing and the maintenance. The grey represents burnout.

scratching the right spot

pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.

Practice self care by turning yourself into a dog, there is no better way to get yourself away from stress than being a dumb dog chasing their own tail

owned

a fox wastes the entire day doing fuck-all

dog flu season

0 days since accidentally sending straight porn to the gay chat

they are very small and they're having an urgent meeting about it

dont talk to me or my son or my sons son or my sons sons son ever again

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Hello World! Gonna get my shit together at some point :v Until then, watch this space!