I made a pride flag for people who are into latex but like, oh my god it's such a fucking faff, we just absolutely cannot be fucked with it sometimes. Like, we love it and all but jfc dealing with the dressing and the washing and the fixing and the maintenance. The grey represents burnout.

scratching the right spot

pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.

Practice self care by turning yourself into a dog, there is no better way to get yourself away from stress than being a dumb dog chasing their own tail

owned

a fox wastes the entire day doing fuck-all

dog flu season

0 days since accidentally sending straight porn to the gay chat

they are very small and they're having an urgent meeting about it

dont talk to me or my son or my sons son or my sons sons son ever again

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Hello World! Gonna get my shit together at some point :v Until then, watch this space!