Yawning so hard I almost dislocated my jaw

Big shout out to the #TTC for finally opening the new LRT line and now my bus route is screwed up as part of the collateral damage.

It's insane hearing drivers calling people on scooters and bikes "a menace". Really? A menace?? If there is a collision between your car and a cyclist, you're saying the person most likely to be instantly killed is the menace?? Pure insanity.

Don’t tell me what’s happening outside. I’m making stew. This is my world now.

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

Oh, what, so we're doing an Italian Olympics now?? And no one even asked me to represent the country in Spaghetti? I'd bring home the gold for sure!

He's a billionaire? I think you meant pedo-naire.

It feels weird working on National Stuffed Mushroom Day. We should be spending this time with our families.

Waiting several hours in line at Antiques Roadshow, ceramic lawn goose with a visible 'clearance' sticker tucked under my arm.

I don't care none about no dang Groundhog Day. We'll all be dead 'fore spring I reckon.

Everyone talks about the Groundhog, but what about its lesser known cousins the Airhog (goose) or the Seahog (obese seal)?

Turns out billionaires aren’t just morally bankrupt because they hoard insane wealth by exploiting us all. They are also ALL raging pedos. Let’s cut to the part where we toss them screaming into a volcano.

Alright, January, that’s enough goddammit! Get the fuck outta here!!

As a Canadian, we may need a National Day of Mourning. This one hurts. RIP to the Legend, Catherine O'Hara

5th read of 2026: Coffin Moon by Keith Rosson Could not tear myself away from this blood-soaked revenge story. Traumatic encounters, vivid characters, fantastic world-building. I hope Rosson dives into this world again and keeps expanding the vampire lore. A bloody good time! #booksky

4th read of 2026: Into Thin Air by Jon Krakauer Appropriately I finished this in the midst of huge snowstorm this week. Fascinating first-person account of a complicated disaster and a detailed history of the Everest obsession rolled into one. Some haunting moments will stay with you. #booksky

The wind is angry this morning. Walking outside is like being slapped in the face with a bag of ice.

Wish I was at home enjoying the charming delights of Singles Inferno

The Gestapo are frustrated that you keep interrupting their murders with all that dang whistling.

Reading about an endless stream of the worst people on earth, countless injustices, and crimes against humanity aren't really helping this headache.

After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.

3rd read of 2026: Strange Houses by Uketsu While the writing was often pretty flat and clinical, I'm a sucker for mystery, horror, and DIAGRAMS, so this was hard to put down. Very strange, very house.

2nd read of 2026: Red Rabbit by Alex Grecian If you've ever read a Western and thought, 'This needs more ghosts and witches', then look no further. Plenty of memorable characters, blood, and magic.

1st read of 2026: When the Wolf Comes Home by @natcassidy.bsky.social Excellent way to kick off the year. Pleasantly surprised that it wasn't the book I thought it'd be, but instead something far more inventive and fresh, while still ghoulish fun for the horror fans. Definitely recommend.

Look, maybe you should have that third hot chocolate of the morning. I won't judge.

Remember when the news wasn’t agony?

The wind feels like razor blades

I can't believe I have to be awake for all this.

I'm an unpaid agitator. It's kind of an agitation internship.

I go to restaurants every day. Mostly for the smell. Then I leave quickly before they try to charge me for something.

Sending out invites for my newly formed "Committee of Decency". It's only $1,400,000 to join.

Every nation that ends in 'land' is at risk.

China should say they need Hawaii for "security reasons"

My daily routine is: 1. Get up. 2. Check my phone to see if WWIII has started. 3. Go to work.

pulling this reflection on white silence/fear over here, too:

Oh you didn’t hear? Enjoying stuff is illegal now

Me: Made a delicious pot of bird water. All you need a dead bird and water to boil it in. Date who doesn’t know I mean chicken stock: *throws up*

Four mondays in a row is too many

🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️

Considering America is assaulting/killing people in the streets, and suspended processing Visas from 75 countries, and is threatening the two other countries co-hosting the event... Maybe we should cancel the World Cup this year. Like, immediately.

Uninstalled Grammarly. Feels good. It's become too obnoxious and unreliable.

Just logging on for front row seats to the circus

Made a killer ham and swiss sandwich and it was the highlight of the day. Already making plans for it to be tomorrow's highlight as well.

People are scared they'll be killed by the police. But when people react in fear, they risk being interpreted as a threat and killed by the police.

Reject AI whenever possible. Beyond the fact that it's often inaccurate and creates more work, you're actively training something to replace you as you use it.

Feels like a good year to read more books and less news.

Once AI has created every single conceivable type of porn it will simply shut off. I’m sure that is the directive.

Working from home is nice but my bare legs keep sticking to the plastic lawn chair

What’s up with the fireworks tonight? my neighbours obviously want to celebrate the arrival of January 2nd.