Ian Davis
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Sunday. Cat perks up as facilitator enters the kitchen. She walks over. Keen to see him. Scritch. Mmm. Eugh. Who is this? I am an aloof being. I need no one. OK. Just one more scritch...
about 20 hours ago
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Saturday. Cat notices facilitator's change of behaviour in recent days. And ignores it. There is still tuna. Fundamentals are solid. Sleep is a given. Scritches. Mmm. zzz.
1 day ago
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Sewing a
#bayeuxtapestry
replica? On your own?? All of it??? "I hate chain-mail': The woman racing to recreate the
#bayeux
Tapestry...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crmd3dw98p3o
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The Wisbech embroiderer racing to recreate the Bayeux Tapestry
Mia Hansson hopes to complete her replica by the time the original work returns to France.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crmd3dw98p3o
2 days ago
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The Legacy of Arctic Explorer Matthew Henson This African-American explorer was the first man to stand on top of the world.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/adventure/article/the-legacy-of-arctic-explorer-matthew-henson
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The Inside Story of the African American Explorer Who was the First Man to Stand on Top of the North Pole
This African-American explorer was the first man to stand on top of the world.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/adventure/article/the-legacy-of-arctic-explorer-matthew-henson
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big awoo notation
4 days ago
The two hardest problems in Computer Science are: 1. Getting up in the morning 2. Going to bed at a reasonable time
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Friday. Hai cat. You want to jump up to my lap? C'mon then. !!!! Claws. I forgot about the claws. Scritch. OK. Just the one scritch? Bye cat. Hmm. Three punctures. Now, where did I put the Savlon...
3 days ago
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Howard Gees
3 days ago
Starting to get bored of this puppy.
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"We invited a man into our home at Christmas and he stayed with us for 45 years"...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdxwllqz1l0o
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ๅฃ่ฏ่ๆถๆไปฌ้่ฏทไบไธไฝ็ทๅฃซๆฅๅฎถ้ๅๅฎข๏ผไป็ซไธๆไปฌๅ ฑๅ็ๆดปไบๅๅไบๅนดใ
We invited a man into our home at Christmas and he stayed with us for 45 years (www.bbc.co.uk) 18:35ย ย โ 126 HN Points
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdxwllqz1l0o
3 days ago
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Hello Christmas tablecloth. We meet again. Yes, there will be red wine with the meal once more. Can I say you've scrubbed up nicely since last year's accident.
4 days ago
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4 days ago
Privacy settings are important.
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Edwin
4 days ago
Most satisfying thing you see today.
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Cambridge Diary
4 days ago
25th December 2015 Merry Christmas Everyone!
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Quixoticgeek
4 days ago
On the first day of Christmas this year, I am appreciating the quiet. After last year's incident with the 183 birds, and my true love being arrested for people trafficking. It looks at least like the restraining order is working. So far. No birds have been delivered.
#12daysofchristmas
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Christmas Day. Cat is miaowing. I think she's wishing you a Happy Christmas. What's that cat? Oh. Tuna. Of course. Sorry. Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from all of us ๐บ๐จ๐ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐
4 days ago
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Wednesday. Cat really LOVES her new furry pad. Facilitator is pleased. Happiness is good. Season's happiness from cat and facilitator. ๐ฑ๐จ๐๐ฆ
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Alfie Kohn
6 days ago
A reminder during this holiday season, courtesy of the late Barbara Ehrenreich, about the "major philanthropists of our society."
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Tuesday. Cat has a new fluffy pad. Happy Christmas cat. Cat approves pad. Eventually. Because. Cat. ๐ฑ
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Clint (he/him)
10 days ago
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Craig G
6 days ago
What do you mean you don't obsessively count the number of chocolates in a tub of Celebrations every year and put the results into an Excel spreadsheet!? Anyway, the 2025 results are in: Bounty x5 Galaxy x5 Galaxy Caramel x5 Maltesers x5 Mars x9 Milky Way x9 Snickers [โฆ]
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Monday. Cat jumped on Facilitator at 6am this morning. She is rewarded with scritches. Facilitator is too tired to realise what this reward will encourage tomorrow. He sleeps and gets another jump at 7am. Cat is enjoying her game. Soon cat. He will get up soon. Then tuna and running [โฆ]
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7 days ago
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Juliet Brando
7 days ago
This channel is amazing. It's nearly 5am, the presenters are live and I may be THE viewer. One woman just pointed out to the other "if you bind the book on both sides, how will you turn the pages?" They lost the next 30 seconds giggling at how tired they are and how much she'd fucked the project up.
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Sunday. A routine day for cat. Who knows nothing of Christmas. Stretch. Run. Tuna. Sleep. Mmm.
8 days ago
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Saturday. In festive season every day is a cat advent calendar. Open the door. Cat goes out. Open the door. Cat comes back in. Open the tuna. Cat eats. Open your heart. Cat shrugs. And sleeps.
9 days ago
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"Woman's shock as goose smashes through front door" Excellent inclusion of "went to have a gander" and "foul play" 10/10 no notes
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3wpwg4e0qo
9 days ago
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Friday. Does cat respond to feedback? She allowed facilitator to sleep until 8:05 today. He was up in the night. Duty of care. Tuna was served. Two runs were had. Cat's process is robust.
10 days ago
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Thursday. (Earlier today) Good morning cat. Goodness. Is that the time? 5am Well. Thank you. Didn't want to miss that. I might have slept through there. Until my 7:30 alarm. Let's try that next, shall we. Sigh...
11 days ago
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I think I've got something in my eye. Have you got something in your eye too? "Two schoolgirls called Hollie who had double lung transplants in the same week have become best friends after meeting in hospital"
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g4037rj52o
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Hollies living 400 miles apart are best friends after transplants
The girls from Daventry and Bangor had lung transplants in the same week in the same hospital.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g4037rj52o
12 days ago
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Zelda ๐
10 months ago
"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
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Wednesday. Cat chooses her moment carefully today. She is in synch with the alarm. It's 7:30am BEEP!! BEEP!! BEEP!! POUNCE. The universe wants you awake Facilitator. And you and tuna must fulfil your destinies.
12 days ago
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Tuesday "I do love the sound of a cat retching at 5 in the morning **" - Facilitator "I'm pretty sure he doesn't. Never seen him get out of bed that fast" - Cat
13 days ago
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Monday. "Excellent cat alarm service today. All for the price of a bowl of tuna. Can definitely recommend. ***** 5 stars" - Facilitator "He takes ages to get up" - Cat
14 days ago
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Bleak times. To bed last night with news of shootings in America. Awake to news of shootings in Australia. Against the constant backdrop of Ukraine war. :-(
15 days ago
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Sunday. Cat... 6am: wake up! 7am: wake up! 8am: wake up! Facilitator... 8:30am: Hai cat. Scritch. Sorry. Yes. Tuna now. Cat... Finally. Tuna.
15 days ago
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Saturday. Cat is outside the kitchen window. Watching the world go by. It's cold today. Cat doesn't mind. The world is amazing.
16 days ago
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Friday. Cat was adamant this morning. Facilitator must get up! Cat needs to go out. At 6am?? There was a compromise. Facilitator was up an hour early. Cat went out an hour late. I know cat. Disappointment is a two way street.
17 days ago
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Thursday. Cat is kind today. She decides facilitator needs plenty of sleep. And wakes him at 7am. Not 5:50. Caring is sharing? She is unable to think this. Probably 'feed me tuna'. And 'mmm scritch'
18 days ago
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Wednesday. Cat has everything under control. Facilitator is awake very early. Cat engages, enjoys scritches Now to business. Take facilitator downstairs. Gain access to outside. Freedom! He better be preparing the tuna...
19 days ago
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Steve Herman
19 days ago
Secretary of State Rubio has concluded Calibri is a DEI font and orders US diplomats to revert to Times New Roman in official communications.
https://www.devdiscourse.com/article/politics/3725456-font-wars-times-new-roman-vs-calibri-in-us-diplomacy
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Tuesday. Cat is feisty. Cat crouches. Cat leaps! No cat. Facilitator defends his legs. Cat thinks dressing is a game. Iz ngagd. A scratched hand. Cat cools. Germoline time. Purr.
20 days ago
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Monday. Wake up! Cat jumps from somewhere With a thump! It's 7:04am. Cat does not know this. Facilitator wakes. Negotiates another 20 minutes of slumber. Cat sits next to him. Then jumps again. At the alloted time...
21 days ago
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Elisabeth Bik
22 days ago
We were promised an amazing view from the train over the Lake of Geneva ๐
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Cambridge Diary
22 days ago
7th December 2020 Every year, the village of Grantchester hosts a Christmas party in the Village Hall on a weekend in early December with a present for every child from Father Christmas. In 2020 however, COVID-19 disrupted this tradition โ so, instead, Santa visited each child at their home.
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Sunday Being a cat is tricky. You have to wake him up. Persist. Wait for him to move. Come downstairs. Flaff about. Oh no. Rain. Out. And back. Tuna's meh. Biscuits OK tho' So tired. Sleep.
22 days ago
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Saturday. Cat woke facilitator at 7:24 this morning. Facilitator had no plan to wake then. But cat did not know this. And there were feline ablutions necessary. Don't worry cat. Here you go. Now I sleep again. But I'll wake one more time. To let you in and feed you. Then we'll both [โฆ]
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23 days ago
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Friday. An exciting day for cat yesterday. A parcel arrived. Facilitator opened it up. Inside was a new scratch tree. Facilitator assembled the parts and stood back. YES! Just what I wanted, thought cat. And she leapt into her brand new box.
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John Altringham
25 days ago
Wherever we walk - goldcrests.
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Thursday. Facilitator is changing the bed. Cat is SO excited. This is the best day EVER. Leap! Twist! Race across! Crouch. Pounce! One by one the sheets are removed and replaced. A landscape of cat joy.
25 days ago
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Wednesday. Cat is just fine. Cosy. Perhaps today will be surprising. Like yesterday. Facilitator went into the sky. Things everywhere. Not today. But there's now a tree downstairs. Indoors! Sparkly.
26 days ago
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Tuesday. Cat is asleep. She has been out. Exercised. Come in. Eaten. Now rest. Cats appear to be living a reverse timeline compared to humans.
27 days ago
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