Sunday. Cat perks up as facilitator enters the kitchen. She walks over. Keen to see him. Scritch. Mmm. Eugh. Who is this? I am an aloof being. I need no one. OK. Just one more scritch...

Saturday. Cat notices facilitator's change of behaviour in recent days. And ignores it. There is still tuna. Fundamentals are solid. Sleep is a given. Scritches. Mmm. zzz.

Sewing a #bayeuxtapestry replica? On your own?? All of it??? "I hate chain-mail': The woman racing to recreate the #bayeux Tapestry... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crmd3dw98p3o

The Legacy of Arctic Explorer Matthew Henson This African-American explorer was the first man to stand on top of the world. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/adventure/article/the-legacy-of-arctic-explorer-matthew-henson

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Friday. Hai cat. You want to jump up to my lap? C'mon then. !!!! Claws. I forgot about the claws. Scritch. OK. Just the one scritch? Bye cat. Hmm. Three punctures. Now, where did I put the Savlon...

Starting to get bored of this puppy.

"We invited a man into our home at Christmas and he stayed with us for 45 years"... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdxwllqz1l0o

Hello Christmas tablecloth. We meet again. Yes, there will be red wine with the meal once more. Can I say you've scrubbed up nicely since last year's accident.

Privacy settings are important.

Most satisfying thing you see today.

25th December 2015 Merry Christmas Everyone!

On the first day of Christmas this year, I am appreciating the quiet. After last year's incident with the 183 birds, and my true love being arrested for people trafficking. It looks at least like the restraining order is working. So far. No birds have been delivered. #12daysofchristmas (What […]

Christmas Day. Cat is miaowing. I think she's wishing you a Happy Christmas. What's that cat? Oh. Tuna. Of course. Sorry. Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from all of us 😺👨🐟 🎅🦌 🎄

Wednesday. Cat really LOVES her new furry pad. Facilitator is pleased. Happiness is good. Season's happiness from cat and facilitator. 🐱👨🎄🦌

A reminder during this holiday season, courtesy of the late Barbara Ehrenreich, about the "major philanthropists of our society."

Tuesday. Cat has a new fluffy pad. Happy Christmas cat. Cat approves pad. Eventually. Because. Cat. 🐱

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Monday. Cat jumped on Facilitator at 6am this morning. She is rewarded with scritches. Facilitator is too tired to realise what this reward will encourage tomorrow. He sleeps and gets another jump at 7am. Cat is enjoying her game. Soon cat. He will get up soon. Then tuna and running […]

This channel is amazing. It's nearly 5am, the presenters are live and I may be THE viewer. One woman just pointed out to the other "if you bind the book on both sides, how will you turn the pages?" They lost the next 30 seconds giggling at how tired they are and how much she'd fucked the project up.

Sunday. A routine day for cat. Who knows nothing of Christmas. Stretch. Run. Tuna. Sleep. Mmm.

Saturday. In festive season every day is a cat advent calendar. Open the door. Cat goes out. Open the door. Cat comes back in. Open the tuna. Cat eats. Open your heart. Cat shrugs. And sleeps.

"Woman's shock as goose smashes through front door" Excellent inclusion of "went to have a gander" and "foul play" 10/10 no notes https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3wpwg4e0qo

Friday. Does cat respond to feedback? She allowed facilitator to sleep until 8:05 today. He was up in the night. Duty of care. Tuna was served. Two runs were had. Cat's process is robust.

Thursday. (Earlier today) Good morning cat. Goodness. Is that the time? 5am Well. Thank you. Didn't want to miss that. I might have slept through there. Until my 7:30 alarm. Let's try that next, shall we. Sigh...

I think I've got something in my eye. Have you got something in your eye too? "Two schoolgirls called Hollie who had double lung transplants in the same week have become best friends after meeting in hospital" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g4037rj52o

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Wednesday. Cat chooses her moment carefully today. She is in synch with the alarm. It's 7:30am BEEP!! BEEP!! BEEP!! POUNCE. The universe wants you awake Facilitator. And you and tuna must fulfil your destinies.

Tuesday "I do love the sound of a cat retching at 5 in the morning **" - Facilitator "I'm pretty sure he doesn't. Never seen him get out of bed that fast" - Cat

Monday. "Excellent cat alarm service today. All for the price of a bowl of tuna. Can definitely recommend. ***** 5 stars" - Facilitator "He takes ages to get up" - Cat

Bleak times. To bed last night with news of shootings in America. Awake to news of shootings in Australia. Against the constant backdrop of Ukraine war. :-(

Sunday. Cat... 6am: wake up! 7am: wake up! 8am: wake up! Facilitator... 8:30am: Hai cat. Scritch. Sorry. Yes. Tuna now. Cat... Finally. Tuna.

Saturday. Cat is outside the kitchen window. Watching the world go by. It's cold today. Cat doesn't mind. The world is amazing.

Friday. Cat was adamant this morning. Facilitator must get up! Cat needs to go out. At 6am?? There was a compromise. Facilitator was up an hour early. Cat went out an hour late. I know cat. Disappointment is a two way street.

Thursday. Cat is kind today. She decides facilitator needs plenty of sleep. And wakes him at 7am. Not 5:50. Caring is sharing? She is unable to think this. Probably 'feed me tuna'. And 'mmm scritch'

Wednesday. Cat has everything under control. Facilitator is awake very early. Cat engages, enjoys scritches Now to business. Take facilitator downstairs. Gain access to outside. Freedom! He better be preparing the tuna...

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Tuesday. Cat is feisty. Cat crouches. Cat leaps! No cat. Facilitator defends his legs. Cat thinks dressing is a game. Iz ngagd. A scratched hand. Cat cools. Germoline time. Purr.

Monday. Wake up! Cat jumps from somewhere With a thump! It's 7:04am. Cat does not know this. Facilitator wakes. Negotiates another 20 minutes of slumber. Cat sits next to him. Then jumps again. At the alloted time...

We were promised an amazing view from the train over the Lake of Geneva 😂

7th December 2020 Every year, the village of Grantchester hosts a Christmas party in the Village Hall on a weekend in early December with a present for every child from Father Christmas. In 2020 however, COVID-19 disrupted this tradition — so, instead, Santa visited each child at their home.

Sunday Being a cat is tricky. You have to wake him up. Persist. Wait for him to move. Come downstairs. Flaff about. Oh no. Rain. Out. And back. Tuna's meh. Biscuits OK tho' So tired. Sleep.

Saturday. Cat woke facilitator at 7:24 this morning. Facilitator had no plan to wake then. But cat did not know this. And there were feline ablutions necessary. Don't worry cat. Here you go. Now I sleep again. But I'll wake one more time. To let you in and feed you. Then we'll both […]

Friday. An exciting day for cat yesterday. A parcel arrived. Facilitator opened it up. Inside was a new scratch tree. Facilitator assembled the parts and stood back. YES! Just what I wanted, thought cat. And she leapt into her brand new box.

Wherever we walk - goldcrests.

Thursday. Facilitator is changing the bed. Cat is SO excited. This is the best day EVER. Leap! Twist! Race across! Crouch. Pounce! One by one the sheets are removed and replaced. A landscape of cat joy.

Wednesday. Cat is just fine. Cosy. Perhaps today will be surprising. Like yesterday. Facilitator went into the sky. Things everywhere. Not today. But there's now a tree downstairs. Indoors! Sparkly.

Tuesday. Cat is asleep. She has been out. Exercised. Come in. Eaten. Now rest. Cats appear to be living a reverse timeline compared to humans.