i get blåhaj and balaji mixed up

"i'd better not be pregnant," i think as i squeeze anchovy paste into a mug of hot water

hmm torn between shifting to bluesky now (feels oddly like starting over in a new social group) and waiting until i can block people

I'm unironically in favor of anything that's approximately morally neutral and makes the world more chaotic

when you just got raptured to bluesky and wow hey everyone recognizes you

OC bard x baker~

the real secret to a killer social media platform was just the color blue all along huh

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personally, I am going to get a fully brandable exoskin and become a chameleon - I want to magnify body language and dance beyond the limitations of just moving the body but also change both the patterns and optical properties of my skin - figures and symbols flickering past, humming at the edges of

gonna stop saying “they’re my friend from [x]” and instead start saying “we have much shared lore” while gazing into the distance

For people asking what posts are called, here’s the official and definitive answer: We dunno lol may the best idea win

just realized the possibility that bluesky wont be hostile to devs trying to build tools <_<

1 TPOT hyperposter is equivalent to like 100 normal people