The longer you leave out your trash, the more significant it becomes to archaeology

Ryan Reynolds looks like Chuck Norris and nobody is talking about this

In my headcanon none of the characters on Full House are either related or mortal

How many times do you think Dolly read the Communist Manifesto preparing for her role in 9 to 5

If I had to describe my general manner of dress it would be Assassin's Creed: Hobbiton

In all ways but physical I am myself

I just watched In The Pale Moonlight and my life will never be the same so I made memes about it #startrek

I don't care too much for money Money can't buy me a cashless utopian commune

Maybe she's born with it Maybe it's BPD

If you can listen to Hey Ya without dancing a little we aren't friends

All my searches for the Taylor Swift haggadah bring up 30 minute Seder ideas 🙃 (I know it'll come back into print but it's still funny to me)

All I want out of life is someone overdubbing the footage of Gul Dukat returning to Terak Noor set to the music of Springtime For H!+ler

WISDOM FROM THE TALMUD Boundaries should be - Clear - Maintained - Explicitly agreed upon - The main thing that determines who is responsible for a dead cow

All I really want is for the entire town to sing a song about how weird I am while I read to some sheep

Good morning friends, don't be like me and do a massive grocery shopping trip only to remember immediately after checking out with a butt load of chametz that Pesach is in two weeks

Never judge people on the basis of grammar or spelling or knowledge unless they are internet n@zis, in which case judge them on whatever basis you want

All game designers should be forced to play their own game with a five year old and see how fast they want to destroy life on earth

So here's the Israeli explanation for the WCK attack. Spoiler: Even if every word here is true (and it probably is given the referenced video) it's still a war crime

The list of people who can look professional in a baseball cap includes lesbians, that's it that's the whole list

Straight people will really be like "you can't keep calling him Puff Daddy, that's not his name" and then dead name everyone they know on purpose

Has anyone ever asked if the reason we Jews have dietary restrictions is because we all collectively have some form of indigestion all the time

Only one partner in the relationship knows how to use all the emojis correctly

For someone whose entire career is dependent on writing you'd think I'd be able to find a pen

When reading a Victorian novel, it is only a matter of time before you encounter a form of racism you didn't know even existed

Do you think French speakers watching She-Ra were confused as to why the catgirl was named Four

The worst form of autistic torture is bathing and then being slightly damp in your clothes for the next couple hours, I will die on this hill

“Good luck finding something to do in Albany,” jokes the announcer of this basketball game. Uhhhh ever heard of joining NXIVM

I wonder what all those ppl who dogpiled me for saying it's possible to have an antisemitic reason to hate Israel said to the many, many, many people I've seen saying that the Israel War proves that H!+ler was right 🤔

The goyim are really wilding out these days.

"Actually it's your fault we're trying to oppress you"

Link and Zelda are both trans which really makes the "what if Zelda was a girl" meme really affirming

Every time I see this statistic—which I know is true—I have to look it up again nevertheless because that’s just an unimaginable number of people. What an almost unparalleled evil the British Empire was.

The problem with AI is that so many things are called "AI" that the average person cannot distinguish. Anything from very basic, ethical machine learning to mass theft is labeled "AI" and it's enabling the criminals to become normalized.

This just jumped onto me feed. Lawdy, Gaiman, Pratchett, and Adams were the Inklings of my generation. @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com

Absolutely classless behavior. Libraries are the best. I'm going to go to the library even harder now.

Kaiju tamale vs mothra

My five year old just finished Coraline by @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and while she devoured it, she was deeply disappointed that Coraline did not in fact become a monster at the end and is writing a "better version" where she overthrows the Other Mother and rules a shadow domain

Revision is 10% perspiration and 90% posting random garbage on BlueSky

You mean to tell me there are real life people who actually exist who buy a bag of Cheetos and do NOT eat the entire thing that same day

This was particularly funny because the way I found out was when he said "MCR should have given this song a cool name like Welcome to the Black Parade instead of Carry On My Wayward Son"

My husband is infamously unaware of music history which has led to hilarious moments like him asking me why Nirvana broke up or why Clapton says he and George Harrison have the same taste in women but my favorite so far is when he confused Carry On My Wayward Son with Welcome to the Black Parade

My genders are autistic detective, Jewish grandma, and author gremlin

There's no coming back from learning about the secret government cheese