Oh. That's mine <3.

One like and I shoot him into outer space.

Ew.

// shhhhhh just get in the bag…… im keepinh all of u..

Just trust me.

It's reinforced, don't worry.

It's perfectly safe! Behind glass.

Look around? Kiss? I can also show you the Eye we're storing there. The one that gave you a concussion?

Oh, right. Company. Yes, I'm coming!

Yeah, I know. Which is exactly why I'm confused why I need quarantine..

Oh. Okay, sure?

Well, duh. You do.

Let's get you outta there. You have covid, anyway.

Man, he's attracting weird ladies

——𝙇𝙄𝘼𝙉 𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙋𝙀𝙍—— An independent portrayal of Lian Nguyen-Harper from Detective Comics written by SUNDER.

“The symbol represents fear - and hope.”

「He . . . He is the only friend I've ever had. He would never forgive me.」 「𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑣𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝒉𝒆 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑑. 𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 ℎ𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡? 𝐿𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑚, 𝐻𝑎𝑟𝑣. 𝐻𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝒖𝒔.」

Man, why don't you set up your own booth and pay to kiss Garth?

The Superboy, caught in this trap of his own making, spluttered. He didn't know exactly when he had misstepped within this dance, but he knew all too well that he was at an disadvantage. The shortness of breath in his lungs, the slow tentacles of panic slithering within his guts. He was stuck.

Your vampdick within your NightDick.

Do you know where your dick has been, or do you know where your Dick has been?

Another child rejected by its creator. I will love you @batboner.bsky.social !!

((Well, I just had to jump in after I saw that incest mention, casually being thrown around. I don't particularly want to continue this. I will say, though, that throwing around heavy topics like incest is incredibly weird, especially in a light-hearted rp where 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 character wasn't even

spooky❥ Hey I'm gonna be the dick here for my friends and speak ooc. Accusing characters of incest even in character when that did NOT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPEN is weird, stop.

Oh, yeah. Maybe not you. Not the variant of you. Superman only screws and impregnates smart guys! ...you're dumb like a twitter porn bot...

Self proclaimed "smartest" man, "brain beats brawn" is actually the biggest numnuts. Holy major malfuncion, Batman.

Not only is my mommy evil, he's also dumb as shit, cmon now 😭😭😭

Ufffff, mom, you're so dumb. Robin obviously means that Bruce Wayne is gay and too shy to kiss his MAN! NOT THE OTHER THING.

🔪🔪🔪

((SPPPOOOOKKKYUY???

Somebody matched my freak and we almost died.

...what?

((THIS IS MAKING ME GIGGLE I CAN'T MAKE THE JOKE I EWNNA MAKE BECAUSE DEE WILL HAVE MY HEAD

? Quarantine? You sick or something?

My ears are ringing a lot today.

Why's the coffee extra frothy today?

((Lingo and short forms change so fast, I can't keep up.

No. Shake my hand properly. [𝘚𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘩. 𝘚𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘩. 𝙎𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙝𝙝𝙝!!]

[Wears fifteen pairs of high-density leather gloves.] I'm going to hold your hand while I say this-

((Okay, now I go shower 🥰

"You don't know anything!" Kon snapped. "You don't know a thing about me." 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰? A sharp breath. 𝘠𝘦𝘴, 𝘐 𝘥𝘰. "I know exactly who I am," he said, wheeling around to face the clown, gazing down his nose at him. "I'm Superboy. Not a clone, but a 𝘴𝘰𝘯. And my purpose? 𝘛𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦.

Dick, you talk like a tv channel on 15x speed.

((Almost bullied Mars with Slasher. That would've fulfilled the prophecy.

[Hands covering ears] LALALALLALALALLALALALALALA!!!

I need Bruce Wayne to lock his eldest son away.

Don't tell me. Don't tell me about the fishstick. I don't wanna know.

Yeah, man!! That'd be cool, wouldn't it? I bet being a Bat is exhausting. All the detective work, the patrols, yada yada yada.

Yeah. You heard me just fine, I think.

((LMAOOOOO