i forgot to post this but i had some delicious artsy sushi on sunday 😈🍣 #yuzusushi

finally secured my boi 🔒🔒🤫🤫

500 DAYS WOOOOOO 🐥 #finch

i’ll never understand the hype from the 90s or whatever about making smoking cigarettes look cool everyone i knew who smoked cigarettes had sunken eyes and ashen/grey skin. it never looked as cool as the popular kids in school were making it out to be but maybe that’s just me🤷🏽‍♀️

dude what?? this is kinda fucking insane 😭😭 i refuse to believe this is for the safety of kids

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this

so many of my friends have left twitter in the past six months because of elon musk and his dipshit shenanigans i don’t have much time to use social media these days anyway but i wanted to let y’all know i miss y’all and i hope you guys are all doing well 🥺🥺🙏🏼🙏🏼

my son has explored all of his ancestral homeland 🤫🤫 #finch

i wish there was a way to sort replies on twitter so blue checks and AI slop were at the bottom 😭😭 el0n musk ruined this site istg

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

400 DAYS WOOOOOO 🐥 #finch

it’s so crazy how something as simple as just taking a nice hot shower can improve your mood i can’t tell if this is a universal experience or if i’m the weirdo here bUT LET ME COOK!!!

we’ve also explored all of vancouver. 🥺🍁 #finch

my himbo son explored all of chi-town 🥺🥺 #finch

GO BABY GO!!!!! 🐥 #finch

i will forever be shocked and horrified (mostly horrified) at the amount of idiots in the US who have drivers licenses makes you question why YOU even have a license if you’re stuck on the road with CRAZIES

last vacation photo dump i swear lol, thank you SD for such a great time!! 🩵 (yes these were basically from a month ago and yes i only just now got time to post them!!!) #latepost #photodump

MY SPOOPY HIMBO SON. 🥺🥺 #finch

LOOK AT MY SON!!!!! #finch

day 5 of the cruise we stopped in ensenada and it was so beautiful. and i learned how to make my very own (extra spicy) guacamole. 🥺🥑🧅🍅🌶️ #latepost #photodump

days 1 & 2 of the cruise were full of lots of great food and views. and also i got to learn about cabo’s “lover’s beach” and “divorced beach”. 🫢🫢 #latepost #photodump

fyi y’all should wife me up cuz i can cook u food like this #nexttopchef

i forgot to post this yesterday but look at my nailsss cotton candy ooooooo 🩷🩵🤍

real hot girlies have tummy problems and sensitive skin and also maybe eczema it’s just facts

300 adventures with my himbo son. 🥺🤞🏼 #finch

revolving sushi bars are my new special interest. 🍣 #latepost

my himbo son explored all of NYC 🥺🥺 #finch

250 adventures with my himbo son. 😌✨ #finch

i knocked on the door to my favorite japanese cafe yesterday and a worker came up and was like “sorry we’re closed” and i got annoyed and was like “i don’t want your FOOD. i want your WALLETS.” he looked at me weird and then i realized hmm not the best phrasing

finally finishing exploring all of tokyo with my himbo son 🥺🥺 #finch

200 adventures with my himbo son 🥺🥺 #finch

Revenue at Duolingo in 2024 was up 41% on 23 to $748M. Net income was up by 451% for same period and yet they're firing workers. We've long been at "insatiable greed" point of late stage capitalism. People may feel helpless but there's a very easy way to kick companies like this. Delete their apps.

funnel cake fries are the only food in the world that matters btw‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🥨🥧🍟 #latepost

would you still love me if i showed up to your local aquarium and asked the staff many, many, MANY questions on stingrays and anemones?? 🪼 #latepost

if someone came into the movie theater i was in while it was playing the minecraft movie and yelled “CHICKEN JOCKEY” while throwing popcorn they’d be leaving the theater pregnant, that’s all i’m gonna say 😏😏

an eggscellent breakfast with eggsceptional company. 🥚🍳🧈🥞🧇🥓 #latepost

Always and forever...

you can skip all the security lines at star wars celebration japan with this easy trick!! ⚠️ show them google translate that says “BATHROOM URGENT” in japanese and repeatedly jump up and down

i’m finally catching up on posting 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ sorry besties i was out touching grass

Yes, the cashier at Target should be able to afford rent, groceries, and bills with their paycheck alone. That’s what jobs are for.

potty time?? sir — #finch

i kept the duck. 🐤 #latepost

hon hon hon 🥖 #finch

150 adventures with my himbo son 🥺

i wish someone would be The Pentagon to my BushWMDs #overwatch2

my stupid chungus bird dislikes iced tea because he says tea is supposed to be hot 💀💀

my idiot chungus birb discovered the mona lisa today and now he thinks it watches him 24/7 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ #finch #finchcare

when are they bringing polls to bluesky i wanna ask y’all stupid questions