Listening to police scammers (current special interest). How do so many people get access to machetes???

Here’s the problem in our country, it’s simple: democrats have absolutely no balls. Republicans have tiny dicks. That’s it.

Guys. I’m fully aware I’ve made mushrooms my whole personality. I have to be selective about how I get mushroom themed items but when it’s cute I cannot resist. They’re just fun little guys. They’re unique and whimsical and make me happy. Its fine. I’m fine.

Hi. I got my first tattoo and now I want all the tattoos and piercings. Give them so me.

It’s interesting to see different people interact act with your young kids. Their interactions are either rooted in giving or taking. What I mean is some adults always require something from the child to feed their own ego. Like a performance or trick the child has to do.

I’m just a girl, waiting for that big beautiful obituary.

Sometimes I like to listen to police scanners and I often find myself wondering why people would choose to be doing shenanigans when they could be at home in bed all warm and cozy???

We better watch out these morons aren’t vaccinating their animals anymore either. Dog bites could be deadly if they haven’t had rabies shots.

So I posted on my fb a couple days ago, about how my husband and I don’t want people making weird comments about food and diet around our daughter. And my mom is in the car with us today for not even 3 minutes before she makes a joke. /: Mike and I said “what a weird thing to say to a baby”

I have a rule that if I even have a hunch that you might be a Trump supporter I will not speak to you ever again until I see clear evidence otherwise. Friends or family… doesn’t matter. We are done. There are only like two exceptions to this rule and even then, I’ve got my eye on them very closely.

My least favorite kind of weather is when is sunny and over 100 degrees because all I want to do is be outside when it’s sunny and I can’t because it’s fucking gross and hot. Im just one of those people who prefer to be outside all the time.

Me looking at cute athletic tops with RAGE because my boobs are such fucking GIANT PLANETS they would never even fit inside sports bras let alone be functional. I hate this big tit life so much. I cannot WAIT to get a breast reduction. It’s not fair!

I really recommend people download and pay the one time cost for Radar Omega and check it when storms are coming through your area and follow storm chasers on YouTube and tik tok because that’s the best information you can get rn to protect yourself.

MAGA women are straight up just mean girls who never got out of high school.

I think I deserve to be taken out on a sushi date.

I’m so glad I started taking Prozac this year because I don’t know how I’d survive without it. There’s too much. The world is too much lately.

I just have been thinking so much about Mikayla Raines after hearing of her passing. I’m really shook up by it. But I see so many people speculating and just not understanding mental illness.

Been on a high lately but man I think the world chaos got to me today. I’m just exhausted. I feel like hibernating.

I’m in my selfcare era. Been taking time for myself after almost 2 years of being a new mom. Finally getting exercise in. Getting healthy socialization in. And taking care of myself so I can be here as long as I can for my baby. It’s insane how that mentality changes so much after kids.

Guess who’s finally getting a tattoo! My birthday gift to myself.

I need more friends who are brave foodies. I wanna try so many cultural delicacies and traditions.

I need a safe space to brag. But I love my kid so damn much. She it’s absolutely incredible and a blessing. She’s just such a chill gal. And it makes life amazing. I love being her mama.

Why does lying down on the ground always feel so good. I can’t explain it but it’s relaxing af.

Maybe it’s the Virgo in me but I want to use so many choice words to express my utter hate of Trump and I need everyone to see them and feel them.

When I get a moment to sit outside. It’s not too hot. It’s breezy and quiet. That’s when I heal.

I grew up on Land Before Time so I don’t know the true names of dinosaurs. I only know “Long-Neck” “Three-Horn” “Sharp-Tooth” “Flier” “Spike-Tale” and “Swimmer”

I have gotten sick in March, April and now it’s end of May and I’m sick again. Idk what’s going on. It feels like the same thing over and over. Congestion and sore throat and a never ending cough. I don’t have time for this. /:

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A really enjoyable activity for my kid and myself is going to our local Green Acres and looking at all the decorations and flowers. But most importantly, in the far back corner is where allll the chimes are on display and she giggles while a wiggle each one making all the different sounds. 😄

Every time a woman gets hurt at the hands of a man. All women are getting hurt at the hands of that man. We all feel the impact whether you are aware or not. It’s knocking us all down.

Every time I hear more about it the Diddy trial I get so upset. Because so much of what this monster did, was in front of other people. And no one. Ever. Said. Anything. People protected him so he could continue being a monster. So he could do what he wanted and hurt women.

Facebook needs to completely remove comments. Literally the most atrocious horrible people post in fb comments and they all deserve nothing good in life.

Today I am going through all of my baby’s old clothes and things. And I am glad I waited this long because I only have real sentimental attachment to a few things and the rest I don’t remember at all 😅. Funny how my brain was just gone postpartum. Gone. 😂

Idk what’s going on with all the national parks pages on tik tok but it’s absolutely incredible. A must-follow to be sure!

I’m still really annoyed.

I’m so grumpy today. I’ve been dealing with some weird sickness after I was just sick! Ugh and my (3rd since pregnancy) menstrual cycle has absolutely wiped me out. I’ve had the worst cramps, migraines and back aches. On top of a nasty cough and body aches and slight sore throat. I’m so annoyed!

April is over! I love April! So much fun. Several of my friends, my mom, my husband, and my daughter all have birthdays. But it’s all done! And now I shall retreat into my hermit sahm life once more. I’m exhausted. 🥱

About me. I would 1000/10 take laying outside on the ground, in the shade, than sit inside an air conditioned building. I could do it all day long. Even in extreme heat, I will find a way to survive. Put my feet in a bucket, run a hose through my hair. I’m a survivor of great California heat.

I feel like the people who put the most effort into their friendships never get the credit they deserve. People take those friends for granted way too much. They just suck that well dry until there’s nothing left.

Our US constitution provides due process to all PERSONS, not just CITIZENS and SCOTUS has repeatedly affirmed this.

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Plenty of politicians on both sides of the aisle feel threatened by rising class consciousness.

Also if you want a relationship with someone’s child (your grand kid, nieces or nephews etc.), that’s on you. Not the parents. If you reach out, we will work with you so you get to spend time with them, but unless you initiate contact nothings gonna change.

It’s funny how a certain person in my life constantly posts about their relationship with my baby and makes it look like they put in a ton of effort when really it’s minimal at best. Reality is different.

I’m glad the ren faire hype is dying out a little. Hopefully they will be less crowded so my friends and I can enjoy them like we used to.

“They put poison in the food, it makes us sick.“ The reality here is so fucking boring that it doesn’t stick on anyone’s head. What “they” did was make food cheap and “ultra palatable” which is the fancy phrase for “very yummy.” Thats it. A huge part of the problem is that food is too good.