I want to write a story that has a vague but repeated illusion to NYC where the twin towers are still there, but instead something else, like the statue of liberty, is gone instead. An acknowledgement of 9/11, but warped because of the differing circumstances in a world with Godzilla.

The concept of a job interview where they try to gauge your personality with some stupid party questions like "which song would you play on the radio" instead of actual general knowledge of the job is beyond fucking insane to me. Oh sorry, listening to good kid trumps my years experience ig???

Shaking and crying? No I'm oscillating and obliterated

All my opps must have Alzheimer's, cuz they keep forgetting IM HER

Heatsrroking my shit rn

That post was not related to the one before it, I never do sequels. Except this one FUCK

I wonder what it'd be like if I used drafts for some posts here because I feel like I must come off awfully unhinged at times. You're welcome

Sometimes

Goku the kinda guy to say "kaioken time 20" and then not know how to count that high.

A Molotov WHAT?!?!?!

I can't believe I evolved from chimps just to end up struggling in a man-made job market to get man-made plastic which holds value to buy even more man-made shit I need to exist. I want to go back

It genuinely baffles me that when Putin or Jinping start manipulating votes and funneling money through lobbying to impact UK elections it's interference and must not be tolerated But Elon Musk, a white south African billionaire living in America can do the same and it's all good.

Rey Skywalker was the chosen one not because she could defeat idiots, but because she was truly... The force femme.

Saw a bird earlier, then it moved and I couldn't see it. Life's a bitch like that sometimes.

Fucked up callout how dare you

Testosterone, or as I call it, boison

What a day for mediocre series ending huh?

My thoughts on the boys finale.

It's what Clara would've wanted. Are you sure? SEASAAAAALT I NEED YOU SEASAAAAALT more like soldier DOY Mark, you're mother was more like non ceour... Je t'aime... From the first. Ok, cunt, WHERE IS OMNIMAN?!?!?! Stand ready for my arrival, cunt I made a steak Remember march 19th!!! Shoq and aue ue

Regular reminder that one of the lead voices for gameoverse, arin hanson, has a history of racism (with the hard r) and anyone saying "well he stopped when jontron left" is lying to your face.

Watching mamdani implement policies I thought might save the world when I was 13 and praying it has the effect I want it to

We should call toes leglings and fingers armlings

"it hurts a little less and you can even push it further in" ??? Ok, freak.

NOBODY TOLD ME HIS NAME IS ACTUALLY BENJAMIN TENJAMIN WTF

Chores..? Ohhh you mean irl minigames!

her name was juniper blessing.

Radiohead album about public transport Ok commuter

Linus mech tips

Jobs in 2020: here's an MLM Jobs in 2026: here's an LLM

Drag queen who got gender affirming surgery to get a second prosthetic penis Adame twoswords

Great replacement? Yeah dawg I'm gonna replace your blood with jelly

Donald trump's new book, art of the theil

Donkey Kong Country 2's map design is exceptionally elegant in that it uses each of the game's 13 level themes exactly thrice each, without using any of them more than twice in a row. This is accomplished via several clever uses of the environment.

Twenty one pilots are doing one show in Ohio at the horseshoe and it got DAYS of buildup but like... Who cares..? Mexico city was cool as fuck because it wasn't pushed to be their biggest, it just was.

committing a little bit of heresy for daddy

UK pm could be gone by sunrise tomorrow holy shit

"Here's my indie rogueli-" Skipped "Here's my procedurally generated open wo-" Skipped "Here's a visual novel but the quirk is you hate wome-" Skipped

Low-key forgot the black parade is just... The best album of all time? Rivaled only by the wall

Infinite death to people who say "stranger? Oh you mean brown" like unlimited death I'm on that diavolo shit I'm talking straight Wonder Of U

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An hour in and reform are dominating the results. The UK may genuinely be over now.

🚨 BREAKING: Polls are now CLOSED for all elections today

Looksmaxxers to the left of me. Gooners to the right Here I am, chud in the middle with you

Voting day wooooo

They say you die twice. Once when you stop breathing, and once when someone utters your name for the last time. For the love of god stop talking about Charlie Kirk.

Burger king are selling forcefries and I spent a solid 2 seconds trying to work out how you convince twinks that they are the fries they are

Oh yeah may the force be in you or whatever I never watched starcraft

Earth update: green and blue are now separate colours. We will be rolling back this patch to all previous times. Thank you for your patience on this matter.

I know this sounds annoying but... I really hate this. The idea that "life is bad now but it was worse before" reeks of "well at least you're alive now and not 100 years ago" because mf are you honestly going to tell me that life now isn't far worse than it was like 12 years ago? Can we not yearn?