Grocery prices are rising at the fastest pace in yrs, political violence is at an all time high, measles, mumps, whooping cough & scarlet fever are back, inflation is rising, and we have a deteriorating job market - but thank God those pesky hardworking immigrants are gone 🙄🙄🙄

I wonder what RFK Jr has on Trump?! 🤔 Because anyone with 1/2 a brain would realize RFK is a danger to the public 🤦🏼‍♀️

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I guess it’s already starting - I just got an alert from Amazon that 57 of my saved items have increased in price 🤦🏼‍♀️ I realize that prices fluctuate a lot, but this is the first time I’ve had so many change on my list at one time, and only 1 has decreased (by 12 cents, lol).

Well that’s a shitty job 😬🙃

It’s supposed to feel like below zero temps on Inauguration Day - I guess hell really has frozen over 🙄

Happy Sunday from Finn! 🐾

Merry Christmas from Finn, Biggie Smalls, and Bagel! 🐾

Last night at dinner, 17 thought it would be cute to tell the waitress it was his b-day (it’s not), so hubs said “yup, 14 today!” Imagine 17’s surprise when the entire place was told he was turning 14, & then they gave him a cowboy hat & stick horse to ride while they sang 😂🤣😂

Teenagers aren’t always horrible, lol (a Christmas gift from 17) ❤️

Finn thinks this weather is bullshit.

New pic of a drone over New Jersey.

I’m sorry I said “the other day” and I was actually talking about 2009.

I don’t always wear sweatpants - sometimes I’m not given a choice 😆😅🤷🏼‍♀️

I still love that nobody calls it "X"

This tree is in a nearby town - ummm, that’s not creepy at all 🦷😳😅

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90% of the characters in the old Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer show were assholes. Rudolph should have kicked them all in the teeth!

Totally me 😂

I’m not sure how it happened so fast, but this sweet little boy turns 17 today 😳

Grammar matters 🤭😆

Poor Finn 😂

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12 was helping me clean out a closet - when I saw the letter below, I said “that’s a big D!” Without missing a beat, 12 responded: “That’s what she said.” 😳🤦🏼‍♀️😂

You have to be a special kind of crazy to go to a Bills game in December 😬❄️

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MICHIGAN SHOCKS THE NATION AND BEATS #2 OHIO STATE IN COLUMBUS 🤯 THAT IS FOUR IN A ROW FOR THE WOLVERINES 〽️

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?! 💛💙〽️🏈

No matter what happens in this game, the fact that Ryan Day’s butthole has been puckered the entire game is freakin’ awesome 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

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In my 20s, I was usually hungover on Thanksgiving morning. At 51, I spent my morning looking for my glasses, playing the NYT games, and checking to see if there are any drug interactions between ibuprofen, Sudafed, and my other medications 🤦🏼‍♀️🙃😂

Happy Thanksgiving!! 🦃🤭

Not gonna lie, I could spent all day using Meta AI 🐾❤️

Having a Golden Retriever AND having people over for Thanksgiving is a nightmare. I hope you like fur in your food, dip shits.

I’m a nerd, so of course I love nerd humor 😂

I made a mistake. Big. HUGE. I started watching Hallmark Christmas movies, and now I can’t stop 😭🙃

If you want to know how many people really hate change, just do a search on X for “iPhone update” - people are losing their minds, lol.

No worries - Finn appears to be on neighborhood watch this morning, scanning for anything suspicious . . . . 🙃

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some Zen to the timeline.

Finn’s groomer sent me this pic from his appointment today. Poor Finn 😂

Added benefit to landing Underwood = OSU and MSU fans losing their minds 😂💛💙〽️

Bryce Underwood just flipped his commitment from LSU to Michigan. Not really sure how I feel about that yet 🫤

I know the saying is “when it rains, it pours” but I could really use just a light sprinkle 😔 I have another cold (bc I guess the one I had a month ago wasn’t enough), we are supposed to get snow this week and our heat just went out, and did I mention I have a HUGE project for work due on Friday?!?

Me: I can’t wait to redo the master bedroom. 16: Are you guys gonna get one of those things that hang from the ceiling? Me: Excuse me?!?!? 16: A swing, for a reading nook. What did you think I meant? 😳🤭🙃

Just an intro, in case I’m new to you! 👋🏻 My boys are 16 & 11 - I love them more than life, despite what I may post 😂 Married to my best friend for 19 yrs & we still only annoy each other occasionally 😅 My fav hobbies are jigsaw puzzles, reading, & mysteries - which makes me sound 81, not 51 👵🏻

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Everyone’s dog sits like this, right?!? 🙃