Inspo: www.tumblr.com/kitfoxart/17...

Teddy’s female relatives are my greatest joy to write. And they all have the Valance motor mouth, even if they’re only Valances by marriage.

“I’m afraid I can’t offer either of you champagne,” Lucinda said, “but there is, however, tea.” It’s late on a Friday night and the Dowager Lady Valance is ready to receive. forthenby.com/2025/12/10/2...

“And Teddy’s mother, who was *not* dead…” In which we meet Lord Forthenby’s mother, and find out why she is dead to the polite society: forthenby.com/2025/12/10/2...

Friday is new #AudioPorn day and this one is extra special - @focusedandfilthy.bsky.social describes in beautiful detail photographing a friend naked, then having exquisite sex with her. PLUS if you click the links you can see the actual photos! 😍 www.girlonthenet.com/blog/black-r...

“So, the weeks passed. So, he marked every sunset. So, he hungered. And so he hated.” Dickie: in a real good place. forthenby.com/2025/12/03/2...

The fascists are counting on you finding erotica and porn too distasteful to support. Because they always start here. And even if they ended here, sexuality and erotism are integral components of queer expression. You can't support queer creators without supporting 'nsfw' content.

Skill issue. You can in fact create holiday magic as an adult. You can get some hot chocolate and put up some lights and play some Christmas music and have some friends or family over to make cookies. That’s up to you.

“it’s art, not porn” -guy who hasn’t opened an art history book ever

Trying to set up a decent buffer in to the new year, and a lot of Ladies is meeting colourful characters from Teddy’s past. And shenanigans. We’d be nowhere without shenanigans.

I’ve always thought, the chair should be for the *voyeur*. The cuck can be in the bathroom.

Bane of my life: does ‘madam’ have an e at the end, or not? Even if both are correct, I’m gonna have to pick one and stick to it, and it’s WAY too late for that.

people used to argue about the Oxford comma or whether em-dashes were pretentious, but now we must all come together to argue that they are not signs that the writer is a text generator

In which Dickie puts himself in somone’s hands… Get your minds out of the gutter. The final part of Chapter Three is live. forthenby.com/2025/12/03/2...

finished at 1:52 am

“They had faced each, holding twin guns: virtue wronged, and every corruption imaginable – corruption with the laughing face of a picture book knight.” Dickie has his own version of events. It is, of course, totally reliable: forthenby.com/2025/11/26/2...

guess my latest obsession #patrochilles #achilles #patroclus #hades #hadesfanart

The Dickie chapters always get a bit less traction because he’s just such a cunt at this stage in the narrative? But if you like chatty, bratty, #dubcon stuff… there’s some fun stuff in the works.

Person in a werewolf movie who pretends to be bitten just so someone will tie them up in a basement. "oh noooo I'm gonna chaaaaaange 👀 you'll have to tie me up so tight 😩 for my own good 🥺"

Anyone wondering how Dickie’s doing? He’s fine. It’s fine. forthenby.com/2025/11/26/2...

Just want to do some proper can’t get enough of each other snogging

I also read an absolutely gorgeous bit about Regency courtship and am SO PISSED I didn’t get to give any of it to Serafina? But I’ll use it in The Good Ladies.

Not for any spoilers, but there is some Book Three vibes happening here. And no, that isn’t Peaches: www.tumblr.com/oldpaintings...

solomonskalozub.blogspot.com/2025/11/tran... I drank a lot of alcohol while writing this one

“Hadn’t she always known that she would lose him? Hadn’t that always been her refrain? But, oh, Forthenby had made her soft, had made her feel so very secure…” Caught between worlds, Peaches struggles with their feelings. The whole of Chapter Two is now online: forthenby.com/2025/11/05/2...

‘“Are all my servants whoring?” “And after the example you set ‘em, too…”’ Teddy and Peaches discuss household matters, in the final part of Chapter Two: forthenby.com/2025/11/19/2...

My favourite thing about Teddy and Peaches relationship is that they engage in a lot of casual, sexual touch. They know each others bodies so well that a kiss becomes a caress becomes sex… By which I mean, I hope I remembered the #NSFW label on this one.

In which Peaches comes home. Chapter two concludes today: forthenby.com/2025/11/19/2...

"I want to endure more, for him and for me. I want to leap off the cliff." Stunning guest blog on the joys of #submission, from this time last year.

“Issabeau’s hand slipped between Peaches’ legs, cupped the stocking concealed there, and squeezed. She pouted, ‘Nothing for me?’” Cross dressing presents some difficulities for Peaches in this week’s update… forthenby.com/2025/11/12/2...

Teddy is a brat. The worst. The most dreadful fucking brat. He wants a rise out of you and lives for the takedown. But he would fully be up for TPE. Peaches totally wants to try out needle play, but it’s the early 19th C. They would love it, though.

Sorting out a buffer on the site and kicking my heels with glee over Teddy being His Worst Self for the majority of this book.

Sex work, #GenderPlay and angst. Peaches meets an old friend, and gets a reality check. Lightly #NSFW, today’s update is live: forthenby.com/2025/11/12/2...

The unsettling thing about reading Heyer is that I keep finding things that I wrote 18 months ago are things that she wrote 70 years ago.

It’s all been a bit intense here in the Real World for the Forthenby team of late, so I apologise that this has just been the bare chapter updates without much chat. Hopefully things will level out soon.

“Well, I’m asking now. Don’t die, Teddy Valance. Don’t you fucking well die on me.” Sometimes, this is how you say, “I love you.” forthenby.com/2025/10/30/2...

“Well, we made a nice mess of that one, didn't we? Let's try for a lower fatality rate this time.” Peaches, as close as she might ever come to expressing remorse: forthenby.com/2025/11/05/2...

Peaches and Hedge have an altercation - Chapter Two of The Forthenby Ladies starts today! forthenby.com/2025/11/05/2...

The entire first chapter of the new #Forthenby novel is now available to read online. With some #NSFW scenes, and not safe for anyone violence, we start as we mean to on - steamy, rollicking, and full of angst: forthenby.com/2025/10/22/2...

“Summoning Hedge was something Edward tried to do about as often he summoned Mephistopheles…” #HappyHalloween from Forthenby: forthenby.com/2025/10/29/2...

It has come to my attention that the final part of Chapter One went live this morning. This was not intentional, but wth, have an early update. Feelings ahoy! forthenby.com/2025/10/30/2...

First one of the year! Well, 15th. But first one I've hollowed properly ready to go.

And Book 4, The Interpretation of Magic, came out today! books2read.com/u/mKe7D5

Chapter one of The Forthenby Ladies continues with a less tempestuous update this week - in which Teddy gets his revenge on *somebody*…. forthenby.com/2025/10/29/2...

Cryptid discovered on Vinted.

If the plot can’t draw you, how about some #MakeUpSex, with some dangerous pillow talk, and a service #Brat? The Forthenby Ladies really does start with a bang… forthenby.com/2025/10/22/2...

“With that reasonable question, she hurled the elegant little table upon which her two previous missiles had been sitting peacefully…” Peaches vents her feelings in the opening of The Forthenby Ladies: forthenby.com/2025/10/22/2...

When I’m naked I usually do it with my hands. … no comment.

Chapter One of The Forthenby Ladies starts today! In which Teddy informs Peaches of his engagement. I’m sure that’s going to go fine: forthenby.com/2025/10/22/2...