New policy: all of my posts from now on will contain an image of the flag of the Leader of the Free World.

Drumpf isn’t wrong. He’s a fucking liar. Everything he said about the Gordie Howe bridge was not wrong, it was all a mess of deliberate lies. Can we at least tell that truth? Can we just stop saying he’s wrong, and just say he spouts lies. Simple: lies. Just fucking say what he is: a dirty liar.

Flag of the country that is now the leader of the free world! God keep our land glorious and free!

Today is National Flag of Canada Day.

There’s a bit of hope for the future: spring training has begun.

@proscholar.bsky.social Hello, my friend. It was a joy to meet you in Shoprite. We stand strong against the tyrannical regime we are now in.

You know, it occurs to me that the Iranian revolution is finally getting its wish. “Death to amerika,” they chant. It seems that the amerika we knew is, in fact, entering its own little period of rigor mortis. That is to say as it is incapable of any movement, especially from the Democrats.

Stoopidur and stoopidur.

Keys, Spare Change Fly Out Of Luge Athlete’s Pocket On First Turn

@torontobluejays.bsky.social Spring training for pitchers and catchers? Dear god give us some baseball to distract us from this hell we are in.

Suggestion for Mark Carney: a tariff (let’s call it a visa processing fee) of, oh, say, $450 on every amerikan plated vehicle entering Canada, plus a cost recovery tax on every amerikan vehicle entering Canada via the Gordie Howe International Bridge (when it opens).

“It´s aginst th´ law to come, It´s against th´ law to go It´s against th´ law to ride, It´s against th´ law to roll It´s aginst th´ law to hug, It´s against th´ law to kiss It´s against th´ law to shoot, It´s against th´ law to miss” - Woody Guthrie

“Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government only when it deserves it.” - Utah Phillips

Fools! This is not going to end anytime soon. Even if monsieur peau d’orange magically disappeared tomorrow there are others ready and waiting to take up the cudgel. And if you think the midterms are going to save you, well, you’ll do better dropping acid.

So the orange asshole thinks Canada has treated amerika badly. Really, amerika. I really don’t understand how you tolerate this senile, insane idiot. He is hell bent on destroying everything, including his own country, his own economy.

All your crying don’t do no good. Come on up to the house. Come down off the cross, We can use the wood. Come on up to the house. Tom Waits

What a low, disgusting, ignorant, stupid, racist, orange cunt. You know who I’m talking about. And if you are too stupid to figure that out, I am talking about DONALD J TRUMP. Allegedly the president of the United States of amerika. He’s so low he has to reach up to scratch the belly of a snake.

Well, I’m older now but still runnin’ against the wind…

In my view, if the leader of the opposition refuses to get his security clearance, he forfeits the right to be prime minister. It is his job, his DUTY, fer fuck sake, to get the security clearance. If he’s too childish and petulant to do that, then fuck off into oblivion. Fucking asshat.

Tramp hates this picture, so you know what to do…share, share, share! #WTFIsThat?

That’s it. I’m done. No more comments from me about the train wreck that is amerika. I need to conserve my energy for destroying Poilievre. I have limited capacity for dealing with the fucking insanity from so called conservatives. So I will concentrate on the idiots at home 🇨🇦 47 is your problem.

I see the deputy mayor of amerika is at it again, threatening even more tariffs on Canadian goods. Fine. Tax your own people. FYI, not that anybody gives a flying fuck, Canada did not sign a free trade agreement with China. But what else do you expect from the bullshitter in chief? Asshat.

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Threatening Iran with military action is not the act of anyone desirous of any kind of peace prize. Fucking asshat.

It’s time for a #NationalStrikeDay to support all the citizens in Minnesota, Oregon, DC, Chicago, Los Angeles, Maine and everywhere else they are pushing back against the ICE Gestapo and the trump GOP. Please repost if you support this.

You know, there is one positive thing that can be said about the donald: at the he’s not a raging alcoholic and a drunk.

Kevin O’Leary is not a Canadian. He’s a moron. A golf ball with a tan. And a mouth. A big fucking mouth that spews fascist horse shit. “Christina” Freeland. Kevin you disrespectful cunt. It’s clear that you have a real problem with PM Carney being more intelligent and smarter than you. STFU, idiot.

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amerika: time for a general strike. Ask yourself who’s benefiting from the actions of this regime? Right. Big business, the ultra rich and republicans. RISE UP AND FIGHT FOR YOUR COUNTRY! General strike, NOW!!!

Thank fucking christ I am a Canadian, living in Canada.

"Go to bed Donnie, go to Bed"

The Crayola Clown.

“Canada doesn’t live because of the United States. Canada thrives because we are Canadian.” —Prime Minister Mark Carney

To deputy mayor little dick donnie: I don’t think you know who you are dealing with. It’s good you don’t need anything from Canada (like lumber, natural gas, oil, electricity, potash, etc.), because soon you won’t be able to afford to purchase any of it, especially from your FORMER bestie, Canada.

It’s crystal clear that the only person suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome is Donald Trump himself. Imagine, having a syndrome named after you, and being the only person with it.

I just realized this. 47 uses all the gold bling to make the White House (and everything else he touches) look like a cheap bordello, because HE IS a cheap whore himself.

Baseball⚾🧢 can't start soon enough for me.

amerika: I want you to stand in front of a mirror, and ask yourself the following questions. 1. What have I done that has facilitated the disintegration of amerikan democracy? 2. What have I done to fight amerikan fascism? 3. (most importantly) What will you tell your descendants about this time?

I can’t make this any clearer: to ‘president’ donald trump (and all his acolytes), you can fuck the hell off. Take your stupid imperialist ideas and shove them sideways up your greasy fat fucking ass, you racist, rapist moron. Amerika, you are fucked.

Somebody, please get rid of him. Please put us out of our misery.

“the liberty of a democracy is not safe if the people tolerate the growth of private power to a point where it becomes stronger than their democratic state itself. That…is fascism – ownership of government by an individual/group/by any other controlling private power.” Roosevelt

I believe the world is getting tired of hearing amerikans say, “We didn’t vote for this. This isn’t us.” I am sorry to break it to you, but it is. Between a long history of violence and war, a very conservative approach to government, and late stage capitalism, amerika has been doomed for awhile.

47: Go to hell. Go directly to hell. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.