it feels like i’m the only person still playing as miku in fortnite these days

jokingly asked my artist friend why he’s not drawing yuri and he asked what characters i have in mind

I’m howling.

just had a teacher tell me i’d changed his mind about ai and i shit you not the whole class ACTUALLY CLAPPED. felt like a god but now i can’t tell the story without it sounding like a fake tumblr post

"hey what's the name of that guy who does make some noise with brennan lee mulligan and josh ruben?" guy who's stuck in a 2 syllable-long timeloop:

6 7 meme is pretty problematic when you remember what 7 did to 6’s lover

just encountered a toilet that automatically lifted the lid when i entered the room so needless to say im fearing for my life rn

think we now know warner bros priority for this awards season

i understand why it’s hard for a lot of people to get into them but goddamn silent movies go so hard

i went like 2 days without opening this app what the fuck did i miss

book bindings on both sides. people keep prying them open from the right side and snooping around. mind your own business

the only bad part of consuming underground queer media is you have to tell people that your favourite movie of the year is 5 hours long and called “castration movie part ii”

castration movie anthology chapter i. incel superman chapter ii. traps swan princess available now ~ louiseweard.gumroad.com/l/castration... youtu.be/2NsKOWWrARI?...

WHY IS THIS ON THE WIKIPEDIA MAIN PAGE

huge if true

CHASERS F*CK OFF ft. GUMI HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PURSUED ROMANTICALLY JUST BECAUSE OF YOUR TRANGENER? YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO AUDITORY COMPENSATION: FOR MORE INFO VISIT youtu.be/GsG5PThdZfE #gumi #synthv #vocanew #vocalopost #synthesizerv #vocaloid #gumimegpoid #gumisynthv

Hear me out. Yuri where a nun falls in love with a demon girl

dreamt that i rewatched anatomy of a fall and had a fire letterboxd review, had to write it down before i forgot

teto is seated for the miku movie

i can’t believe i’m actually seeing the miku movie in imax tomorrow i’m so excited

i’m starting to think the london underground is never going to take this poster down

birds 2025 BC: šāt mēliṣim ru'āmam labšat za'nat inbī mīqiam u kuzbam ištar mēliṣim ru'āmam labšat za'nat inbī mīqiam u kuzbam birds 2025 AD:

Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button

bluesky absolutely has a growth problem. at this point it's just me, the several thousand sockpuppet accounts i faithfully maintain, and you. and if you're weirded out by that, how about you just take a beat and imagine what an average day is like for me

have decided that teto’s twindrills are actually this and will not be accepting any constructive criticism

Little known Teto fact, i actually invented Yuri

disgusting creature

WAIT THE MIKU MOVIE IS PLAYING AT THE BFI IMAX THIS MONTH?!?!?!?!? HOLY SHIT

「I don't get the messages, they don't come to me」 Spoken For ft. Kasane Teto YT: youtu.be/LvYL8u4p-aM Streaming: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

yuri is best! Yuri is amazing！ chiitan loves you all!

i love wikipedia

just had an incredibly vivid memory from when i used to read the beano every week in 2016 of the month-long arc about how this guy grows up to be british donald trump

monogamy + polygamy = monopoly game. is that anything

Andrew Cuomo just posted this video on threads with no caption.

the coolest part about the elmo hacked posts is that the most insane people online are treating elmo like he’s a real guy

She miku on my teto till I yellow one

The Yellow One (COMPLETE) (1/2)

would love to sleep on this 13-hour overnight flight but i think im just gonna rewatch emilia pérez 5.6 times

when the nice indie software begins telling you to "supercharge your productivity" and a sparkle icon appears

“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”

If a sitting president can openly muse about arresting and disappearing someone who is likely to become mayor of the country's largest city, while also getting the funding for a massive secret police, it'd be hard to find sufficient evidence to qualify that country as a democracy.

buford is way gayer in the new phineas and ferb season. 5 stars

instead of doing the old yawn and stretch move to put your arm around someone at the cinema, you can hit this pose

beat celeste

THE OTHER GUY IN THIS GIF WAS DRAKE THE WHOLE TIME?!?!?!?

WATCH: “Holy f*ck — They literally just shot her point blank… I live here…” @lapdhq shoot a woman trying to get to her apartment at point blank range with a rubber bullet. Alexandria’s page (the woman who helps her): www.tiktok.com/@labyrinthlo...

hate to post about it because i know it stopped being relevant the moment the oscars finished but i just realised that emilia pérez is literally just the mexican/trans equivalent of the book the guy in american fiction wrote

Woo!