Woke up from nightmare where I took a shower but shower curtain was too long, then when I opened the shower curtain, Sharon Osborne was there and I started screaming. Probably the most scared I’ve ever been

Political parties must shift immediately and dramatically to the left to avoid alienating these frustrated and abandoned young women. Am I doing this right?

EMS called to ICE facility bc protestor has broken collar bone (!). ICE agents then refuse to let EMS ambulance leave. EMS driver puts ambulance in park, which makes the vehicle lurch slightly. ICE agent then get up into the cab threatening to shoot driver in the head www.wweek.com/news/2025/10...

“Teens are not generating enough sperm to meet demand! We demand more teen sperm!”

This is how authoritarianism cements itself in power and crushes opposition, all while the eggheads debate if it's fascism or something else.

A 25 year old male trying to enter this country fleeing persecution is a “military-aged man”. A 25 year old male who reveals himself to be an actual nazi is just “a kid” please don’t hurt the precious boy. The VP is a racist.

Lady Gaga is weird music for normies

Africa by D’Angelo is the most beautiful song. Rest In Peace.

Andrew Vaughn trade was a success for the white sox too.

This tigers vs mariners game is the perfect example of why the ghost runner is a terrible rule. games like this don’t happen with the ghost runner.

If your commercial does not end with a blue screen that looks like this, i hope your company goes bankrupt.

In every emo song, the girl’s name is Juliet and the guy’s name is Romeo. Nobody knows where these names came from.

Mario Guevara faces imminent deportation after being detained by ICE for over 100 days. His crime? Livestreaming a “No Kings” protest. If you were outraged about Jimmy Kimmel, you should be more outraged about Guevara. It’s time to #FreeMario now!

Had a dream I went to the mall and there was something called “The Imagine Store”. It was John Lennon themed. But they mostly just sold milk. It was called Imagine Milk. People wanted it so bad. John probably would have hated this.

If people dressed like this approach you and try to handcuff you and take you away, how the hell are you even supposed to know or believe that they are law enforcement? If you are carrying a gun, how would shooting these people not be a reasonable response to them trying to kidnap you?

“Mom can we get mark buehrle?” Mom: we have mark buehrle at home Mark Buehrle at home:

bow to your king 🎃

Makes sense that everyone from California is a CLOWN since they are all in the PT time zone, as in PT Barnum, inventor of the CIRCUS

Why did Ozzy Osborne call it “crazy train”? He should have called it “loco-motive”

When ISIS first rose to prominence people were horrified not just by their disregard for human life and dignity, but also by their disregard for cultural heritage, their strange desire to destroy historic buildings and archaeological sites.

“Did I do that?” Yeah, Urkel really put the sus in suspenders

All White Sox

Another day - another high school shooting in America. When is enough is going to be enough with these guns?

Weeks ago, Hamas agrees to an Egypt & Qatar deal (similar to a US deal Israel agreed to before). Israel doesn't. This week, Hamas repeats it wants a deal. Trump sends one. Hamas goes to Qatar—where the largest US base in the Middle East is—to hash it out. Then Israel bombs them.

To put this into context, the judicial warrant for the search at the Hyundai plant named just four people. Relying on that warrant, ICE detained nearly 500 people. DHS admitted that included U.S. citizens, permanent residents, and people lawfully here on visas.

Kyle Teel what is your rapid rating?

Just got back from Jewel’s and received this text

15 years in and Candy Shoppe by Emeralds still absolutely pwns my dick

Just thinking about how cool Bryce Harper would have looked in an expos jersey

Israel just detained and then deported an American nurse for trying to save a Palestinian life. theintercept.com/2025/08/01/a...

Impossible to listen to Tom Lehrer without being blown away by the man’s undeniable songwriting gifts. His wit and humor, qualities too often missing from popular song, were superlative. His tunes were very strong. His piano playing very good. His music is just plain fun. It’s what music should be.

this is what beit hanoun looked like (from arabi21.com/story/155862...)

BREAKING: Israeli Forces Intercept Gaza Aid Flotilla and Take 20 Crew Members Captive The ‘Handala’ is the third aid flotilla ship attacked in the last year, as Israel continues to starve 2 million Palestinians. — @premthakker.bsky.social reports. READ: zeteo.com/p/breaking-i...

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

Most of the internet used to be like this. This is actually the default, it took companies enclosing the internet and adding weird, soul-killing incentives to make people behave the way they do now. In a way, there is truly nothing special about Wikipedia except that it survived longer.

A 4-year-old is dead and a family is destroyed, and it’s just going to be chalked up as the cost of doing business in a world built to exonerate people driving hugely oversized vehicles with big-screen entertainment systems whose time is more valuable than yours www.nbcnewyork.com/new-jersey/c...

The Chicago White Sox are unbeatable.

The explicit plan is to ethnically cleanse Gaza with US help while the whole world watches.

Grok is a full blown nazi, part 2.

the stripping of abortion protections wasn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats concentration camps aren't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats the slow legal unpersoning of trans people isn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats

“I absolutely disagree with Carney that the economy and market forces need to be used because the economy itself is driving us into the ditch. It’s based on the creed of cancer — steady growth — and you can’t have endless growth in a finite world.”

“Alligator Alcatraz” will begin operations on Wednesday. This is your reminder that a prison without due process is a concentration camp.

You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

The white sox could win 5 of their next 48 games and still have a better record than last years team

If I had a hundred billion dollars, instead of wasting it on space stuff, I’d waste it on digging the deepest hole of all time. Lke 6 times deeper than the Kola superdeep borehole.

Happy National Donut Day!

Jordan Leasure sucks

They blame pollution but cut the EPA and clean air and water regulations. They blame poor nutrition but cut SNAP and programs to bring local produce to schools. They blame increased screen time while destroying public infrastructure that connects people. All while they take millions off healthcare.