Wow wow wow can you believe it’s @jordumb.bsky.social ‘s birthday? Let’s take a walk down the memory lane archives and enjoy some of the classic moments we’ve shared with this jolly good fellow. Such as in Jordan’s first appearance with us in which we learned some sensitive iPod info (from ep 45)

Guessing birthdays and exposing Gilligan’s list with our friend and in-house exterminator Cameron in a moment of which can be heard in this week’s clip show episode, “Afterbirth Antics Vol. 2: The Zeppo Marx’s Birthday One Million Patreon Members Membership Drive”

HBD to true crime legend Gary Ridgway, who we celebrated in episode 135

Release the Eskenazi tapes!

HBD to Michael B Jordan. We honored this famous jolly good fellow on episode 11, “Inaugural Coat” (Feb 9, 2021) #celebritybirthdays

Phil will not be phooled into phoning a phamous phriend! you can hear this and more audio podcast-style content in episode 160 “We Are Proud” pheaturing @philbraun.bsky.social

Phil Braun joined us from his personal chalet and you will not believe the famous celebs he’s sharing the slopes with! From episode 160, “We Are Proud” feat. @philbraun.bsky.social

HBD to Ayn Rand, a famous jolly good fellow we celebrated in episode 10, “Dirt Rat” (2/2/21)

Pushing the boundaries of free speech in this brave moment from one of the “Afterbirth” bonus eps from a couple weeks ago.

It takes a village to raise a joke, and this week our fellow cyberspace villager @philbraun.bsky.social came through with a set-up for Jaki’s punchline. Thanks for the email, Phil. And remember folks, our email inbox is open 24 hours a day at hbdpod at gmail dot com.

HBD MrBean (as celebrated in this clip from episode 6, 1/4/21)

This week in ep 157, we had a lively roundtable discussion with unofficial HBD legend @jordumb.bsky.social about what we would do if we were being John Malkovich. For all the details of our body swap fantasies, ya gotta listen to this week’s ep but please let us know: Would you Malk your Vich?

Thanks to a diet of nothing but AMC Theater Combo Deals, Nicole Kidman now fits in Jared Fogle's old jeans.

Would you leave out Bobo and call it “Honkin’ On”?

we have QUESTIONS about what REALLY went down with the THREE BEARS

Anyone else see the Carlos Mencia nude leak? I've been jacking off all morning.

RIP to a real one

Which notorious GOOFBALL had a BIRTHDAY on October 21st??? (Hint: the answer is in episode 150)

Keep tryin to post video clips on here and it’s not workin. They’re good clips!! They’re funny!!! Anyone from BluesGuy IT out there? What’s going on?!

Max Beasley had le sexy time in a room full of puppets!!!

Custom mask from this week’s special guest Max Beasley

Happy birthday Foan

BREAKING NEWS Chappell Roan has signed on to reprise her role as the Clown Woman in the upcoming “Weapons” sequel “Weapons II: More Weapons”

Thot daughter or gay ghost?

the REAL porky pig REVEALED (this is INSANE) 🤯🤯🤯

Don’t ya hate when this happens?! 🐱🦜🐱🦜

Thanks for calling in, Mr Parcells! Keep that brain goin! You too can call us at 541-638-8295

Celebrity birthday guessing GONE WRONG in ep 146, “No Woman No Cry”

HBD famous funnyman Jack Black (56 years young today) In honor of his special day, we’re gonna go see Minecraft The Movie in theaters and when he says “the chicken jockey” we’re going to throw birthday cake all over the theater!

No joke

Don’t ya hate when this happens?

HBD today to rock n roll royalty, the daughter of Kurt Nirvana and Courtney Hole, Mrs. Tony Hawk’s Son’s Wife herself, Franks ‘n Beans Cobain

One of 2025’s most controversial posts came courtesy of this week’s guest, #musicnerd Jill O’Connell

HBD to this week’s episode, in which we are joined in the back half (no pun intended) by grade-A goofball Jill O’Connell!!! What famous film flop does Jill shamefully own TWO VHS copies of? Tune the h*ck in and find out!

Wow wow wow Mariners man @jordumb.bsky.social joined us last week to talk a little “Inside Baseball” Shout out Big Dumper!

Hey you BlueSky user! We are SKEETING this SKEET to let you know that this week’s episode has been born and features a guest appearance from our friend and yours @jordumb.bsky.social Let’s be honest, you probably already listen to a lot of podcasts worse than this one so go ahead and listen!!!!!!!