I decided to make one of the hardest decisions of my life and broke up with my boyfriend of three years earlier this week. We just both keep sobbing while struggling to know what moving forward looks like. I know I’m making the right decision for myself but jesus fucking christ

Throwback

My pants are gender nonconforming (don’t fit well)

Oh yea I was a DJ this year lmao forgot to update y’all with a few steps between then and now hahaha

Made a new placeholder site for my (mostly unused) domain and usernamesake, painfully.gay #webdev #webdesign #webdevelopment

Basically quit Bluesky for now, follow me on twitter: x.com/woofyryn

Just registered for TFS! See y'all there!

I don’t even get upset when I’m constipated I just think to myself “damn my pussy tight!!!” and shoot fingerguns in the mirror and walk away with my hand on my hip

furries taking psychedelics be like I'm awoocunating

*guy who doesn't know the word "curdling"* I fuck that bitch so good her I got her toes curling like cheese!

When I’m in that mood yeah I’m saying GAME ON‼️ Fucking on a youtuber he sells me RAYCON‼️

I buy drugs to make me stimulated, you bitches buy drugs to keep you SIMULATED 🧑‍💻🐑

fucking on this bitch, no lube, dick looking like a korean corndog

miss him every day

when Paul Walker said 'cuh' it literally sent chills down my spine

The phrase "We're like oil and water" only applies at room temperature, STOP ASKING MY WHY I FUCK MY ENEMIES!!!!!

like a lot of things the original is way funnier than any of the variations of it

I'd rather see a queer therian in a pup hood or a trans person in a diaper than this

how it feels to ship a feature to prod without testing it at all

Searching “clamps” on Amazon and staring in awe at the variety of types of clamps

I’m fucking bitches left and RIGHT. Thank GOD my dick sideways‼️

my yearly reminder to everyone for pride month www.tumblr.com/dayrlbiggins...

oh wow I had no idea Luigi Mangione was there holy crap

This Britta filter got me feeling like OJ

what did he mean by this

My vagina bidirectional I’m pooping out that shit too!!!

it's not a schizopost I'm talking about the bugs 😭

I’m not even Jewish

wtf I love tasmanian devils now

I love being broke bc I feel like MC Hammer. Keeps me humble I’m just like Jesus in that regard

Do you know how embarrassing it is as an adult to ask another person what their Snapchat is

I can't believe covid was made in a lab in wutang china

We must support and embrace our beloved twinks who date older men. they are the ones carrying history between generations, the modern day storytellers of tribes. Without them we would have nothing.

Gachi go crazy

About to buy two gumball machines I think. Gonna do some artsy gay shit with it

2020 was the closest we’ve been to KONY2012 in a while

When you're making fun of someone's post and click their profile and see an "addressing the allegations" post as their pinned

researching ethan klein drug use history and ozempic allegations

got the terms finger banging and finger guns mixed up and lost my job :/

Got drunk again, pulled a Shane Dawson :/ (did blackface again)

Do y’all remember getting yellow pages books? I can’t believe I was doxxed by a book

oh babe

I don’t know what this fucking chat jibidy thing is but I will let you know I am not a force to be reckoned with