C'mon y'all, homegirl needs some motherfucking cluster flies!!

Come on y'all, let's get Benz in that giant ball!

This wook wanted to be two things growing up, a sports writer and Hunter S. Thompson. Came as close as I'll ever be to both today❤️⚾

phish.in/1992-04-08/d... Friendly reminder to the good people at @phish.com that y'all haven't played the Duke City in 34 years. And while I have given up all hope that y'all will ever return, we can all bask in the glory of the most underrated Bowie you'll ever hear.

I don't normally take pics from airplanes, but it's not very often you get lay eyes on freaking Greenland 👀. And one last love letter to Ireland, their friendly people, their curry and mushy peas on fries, Paddy's whiskey. Never knew how much I needed to go there, now I need to go back soon! 🍀❤️

Oh Dublin, I'm sorry I wasn't familiar with your game. I'm broke, and can't look at a whiskey again for a looooooong time, but my ❤️ is full. Slainte you dirty old town. 🍀

It feels weird to say I've been waiting my whole life for this beer, but I'm Mexican -Irish-German. Been south of the border more times than I can count, crossed Germany off decades ago, so this first pint of Guinness in my last homeland bucket list country, was just 🤌🍀

@zzbenz.bsky.social @xerimichael.bsky.social I don't know how y'all feel about these 90s indie legends, but we're going for sure!

Instead of the state of the union we're gonna watch law and order SVU. At least Liv Benson knows how to deal with sex offenders.

Fanta Se putting on a show for my out of town guests. 🤌🌶️

Nobody: Dude on the US curling team

Gonna date myself a bit here, but did anyone get to watch the Challenger thing live at school because there was a teacher on board? Like the janitor/av guy rolled the little TV stand into the classroom and scared you for years? That was kinda fucked up, que no?

Elway too many banh mi sliders

AFC championship Sunday mood

Leftover Salmon at the Hispanic cultural center in ABQ. This darkness got to give ❤️ Goddamn right!

How every celebration/day long bender ends at our house, rewatching Gizz in ABQ. 🐴🐴🐴

Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck fuck. I wasn't ready for this, not today, not ever really. 😭 RIP Ace, you changed lives and made the world a better place. Sleep in the stars ⚡🥀💀

Pluto tv 24/7 x-files channel, (and the James Bond channel that preceded it) cause more sleepless nights than speed and caffeine. 🫩

50 years old, 25 years of freelance work, and ya boy finally has his first business card (that I didn't pay for myself 😂). Better late than never 🤷🏽‍♂️. But anyway, if you're in ABQ and want to support ad free, hyper local news: www.abqnobhillnews.com

I feel attacked 🤣

Pro tip: No matter how sunny a winter your state is having, take down your shade sails so you won't have to be up on a ladder with a snow shovel in the dark after a freak hail storm. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Ken has more balls than most elected officials 🐐🐐🐐

Happy New Mexico Day to all who celebrate! Today the green chile capitol of the world enjoys its 114th year of statehood. ❤️💚🌶️

@gjane77.bsky.social Happiest of birthdays 🎉❤️

JJ Cale's You Got Something teased in chalkdust, the first part.

CC: @bizarchive.bsky.social @cdirksen.bsky.social

Anyone else catch the J.J. Cale "you got something tease" in chalkdust?

Not the usual Xmas surroundings, but my cousin had green chile and tamales, so still kinda felt New Mexico-ish. 🌶️💚❤️🌵🎄

Xmas Eve in Arizona has a different vibe. Happy holidays bluesky weirdos! ❤️💚🎄🌵

How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party

Rooftop sunset from ABQ. ❤️🌶️

I ❤️ ABQ in the winter 🌶️🌶️🌶️

Sunday gravy, NM style. 🤌🌶️🌶️🌶️

You can take the wook out of New Mexico, but you can't take the New Mexico out of the wook. Even in Maryland, it's not thanksgiving without the red chile, it's a NM thing. Iykyk 🤷🏽‍♂️🌶️🦃

Some beers just hit different than others, but the family holiday vacation when everyone is at the movies and you're just sitting by yourself in a local campy bar and grill (in MD it's the green turtle for me, every time) is one hell of a beer 🤌

Charm city, I'm in you. Pit beef better run when it sees me comin'

Happy motherfucking birthday to a real one, daughter of the mother road, my Fante Sis, @zzbenz.bsky.social!!! ❤️❤️❤️

Dunno if y'all saw this, but apparently live Phish is returning to the green chile capitol of the world. My money is on El Rey 92 or Cruces 99 but Kev kinda hinted at Fanta Se 91, which would be 🤌. Either way 🌶️🌶️🌶️

Dick Cheney is dead as hell, but democracy is still alive and kicking, for now😬 So go vote dammit, and maybe bring your favorite election worker a burrito or donut or at least blow them a kiss. 🇺🇲❤️🤍💙

Damn, #bmfs did down a hole in charm city tonight. That's like a pit beef wit all da fixin's hon.

Pretty sure @gjane77.bsky.social was also at this gem of a show. Anyone else? If you were there, you know what went down that night. As good as the next night was, this one was the 🔥 relisten.net/phish/1998/1...

Eleanor and Frida say happy national cat day, and sharing is caring 😂❤️

What's it like inside your head?

@cubsgirl1825.bsky.social are you coming back to the Land of Enchantment for this?

NM geen chile stew season is the best season. 🌶️💚❤️

30 years ago this old wook was but a child, and did pile into a hippy van, in the parlance of those times, and take a short trip to his neighboring state to see 4 dorks known as the Phish from Vermont for the first time. phish.in/1995-10-11 If you've never heard this underrated gem of a show, enjoy.

Describe your Blue sky account in a single image

Today in Grateful Dead history the band played the world famous (in college basketball circles, anyway) Pit in ABQ, NM. Their 2nd of 5 NM shows. The Wharf Rat is 🤌🔥

I hope all the Cubs and Padres (they have fans right?) are enjoying the broadcast greatness that is Kevin Brown and Ben McDonald in this playoff series. O's fans sure do have it good, in the booth anyway...

Do you suffer from occasional bouts of hearing a riff at shows you can't forget? You may be suffering from GFDS (Guy Forget Delusional Syndrome). I contracted it 25 years ago today amongst the most hungover Phish crowd in history. If you suffer from GFDS ask your doctor if Phixall is right for you.