this teenage kid is eating some kind of snack next to me and loudly chomping with his mouth open if you hear a news story about someone rampaging in the MSP airport

really fucked up getting this tiny $16 sandwich instead of a $16 pizza

Chaos! In the food court!

So the creepy guy I had to kick out of the farmers’ market for ranting about semen to unsuspecting women shot and killed his neighbor yesterday if you’re wondering how things are going in rural NM

The 80s were weird

I saw you!

ope @zachsamaphone.bsky.social @sulkirk.bsky.social #noscrod

I found this in a box of stuff at my parents house, my dad is hilarious

ok, hear me out

green elf is about to die

tfw you get poked in Minnesota

My mom just made me change clothes for the guests coming over #alwaysachild

This was my first grade teacher and you can tell by the leer in my face(im the one in overalls) how big of a crush I had in her

It’s log, it’s log, it’s better than bad it’s good!

It wouldn’t be Christmas without the 90s Girbuad shirt

throwback to a few years ago getting down on the frozen tundra

cookie mode: frosted sugar

frozen tundra mode activated

Merry Christmas from my mom’s winter wonderland!

making enchiladas for Christmas Eve like our forefathers would want

and now for some non-blood related Scandinavian culture, lefse

tomorrow morning can not come fast enough

oh yeah

there will be blood

Roll that beautiful bean footage @feebuddhist.bsky.social

yeah well what’s real anyways

my seat mate is watching/listening to some kind of concert and I want to ask them about it but not seem weird

nice (boobies)

LOUDER FOR THE BACK

I’ve got a literal pocket full of condiments for my airplane sammie but I can’t take a pic because it would look real weird and now I can’t do a Spin Doctors joke properly

bro two pints of the Reverend quadruple belg this flight is gonna be lit

super cool bartender(gave a guy a $5 coke for free) also named Michael 💪

there are two dogs in this airport bar and one is a puppy 🥹

same, gingerbread peeps, same

cheers to the Reverend

obligatory mountain shot coming into Denver, hope we don’t clip @footiusmaximus.bsky.social while landing

ask me about my key feature

soon, my love, soon

high desert sunrises >

for fucks sake I left my book at home before a whole ass day of travelling

Bob Weir at the orgy: Cummin around y’all!

We’re gonna rise up, wake and bake!

RIP fatty dead tape

Thinking about switching from iPhone to Samsung Galaxy. Thoughts?

nice

ISO 12/30 Phish YEMSG ☝🏼 my friend is offering to let me stay in her chic chelsea apartment, i just need to find a reasonable ticket, help a girl out if you can!

happy solstice from church!

I am the manager of our farmers market, and the vendors gave me a bunch of presents today, which was super sweet of them. I really do love this job, it is overall a super nice community of people. I get some crazy and wild drama from time to time, but I still feel privileged to be here.

I am afraid to know what this means, it was posted in a high school classroom