my god it’s good

we always called her Nancy

speaking of holes, I found a #shaft while digging

I have to use a jack hammer to dig many post holes around this little house and my client has a friend staying there this week 😬😬😬

as a child of the 80s who grew up with the threat of nuclear annihilation I am pretty nonplussed about everything

I’m building a fence and the ground is insanely hard and rocky. I had hoped to use an auger but it won’t work. 37 holes, RIP to me

I’ve got some questions

Odyssey of the Mind, is a creative competition, where a kid lead team creates an 8 minute performance to solve a problem with $145 budget. The team I coach has qualified for worlds and we need some help fundraising to get there. www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati... thank you! 🦝 🎉

tfw there are hot milfs in your area

I’m starting a job building a fence today and

horny nut cheerios

gm from church, no zombie Jesus sightings but the cave is empty, so hide yo kids! hide yo wives!

It’s true!

I run a FB acct for the farmers’ market. I want to turn off auto reply in messenger. You can manage everything about your profiles with a meta app, and you can change the auto reply with the app, but you have to use an actual computer to turn off the auto reply. Get fucked mark z

look at that little goat 🥹

As the farmers’ market manager it is my job to let new people into the market, and I have to say no to a lot of people. Most people are normal, no big deal. Some people can’t take ‘no’ for an answer. This lady is now commenting on every post I make even though I have clearly explained my position.

the playin from 8/27/72 🥵

they need to bring back teeter totters in playgrounds, no better way to learn consequences

look, it’s a cock!

22 years ago today my 2nd daughter surprised us by popping out a month early and it’s been a fun ride ever since. She is coming through town in a couple of weeks and I am v stoked.

every morning I see y’all talking about hard pips and it gets me all 😏

Rocket and a local Frenchie checking out some smells

stained glass boi

gm from church and these cute little daisies

had no idea @dijcrap.bsky.social is Venetian

happy bday @scottmik104.bsky.social I’ll never forget when you saved my spun wook ass from walking into the night after an MSG show

meat haul

stained glass boi

after a long work week and a gig last night getting up at 5:15 and going to work the farmers’ market on the coldest morning in weeks is less than cash money

had to bring in the log to keep the music stand from getting sullied

man I once accidentally stole a lighter from Dave schools but apparently that’s nothing compared to what Seth did

I got wet while filling up a water container and the teenagers i am about to work with are gonna clown me

ok, who was it?

I added some earl grey to the iced tea blend and 👌

who up oozing their gak?

I painted all of the trim on this house without fucking up the fresh coat of stucco. Please clap.

I just read an article about SXSW which just happened in Austin. It’s been going downhill for a few years. I was lucky enough to live there for the end of the heyday. I would probably see close to 100 different bands over 5 days, just unbelievable action for a live music person.

I don’t know who the fuck Gary Payton is but this is some of the tastiest weed I have ever purchased

The god damned extra sticky masking tape isn’t

egg

I got some new Levi’s boxers and damn they are fuckin tight

trying to get a good tape line over stucco is hard, but this came out pretty good

The Bee Gees’ soulful ballad ‘How deep is your love’ shares deep thematic imagery with Nine Inch Nails’ industrial rock track ‘Fist Fuck’. In this essay I will

I love the fuckin onion

the existence of cracklin rosie implies the existence of snappin rosie and poppin rosie

My mom is having back surgery today but she told me it was tomorrow so I didn’t get a chance to talk to her first and once again I am the bad child 😭