local advertising is undefeated

I just read this again for the first time in a while and who wants to go do some magic?

rough day for microcelebs, time to wrap Sully in bubble wrap

WHAT HAVE I BEEN TELLIN YOU BEWARE THAT FUCKIN RAT

Go Sweden!

so curling is all about putting your rock on the button, huh?

Hey, @bradleeonbass.bsky.social and other music people: do you know if I need special rosin for a stand up bass bow? Or can I just get regular rosin? Thanks!

that running horse thing is neat

vidi, vici, veni

post a banger that isn’t in english

me and who?

kid rock makes music for people who chomp during the divided sky pause

one year in college I stole a large glass funnel that fit perfectly into a bong and that was the star of our super bowl party, we didn’t even have a TV

Hey yall I have a floor ticket for Jason Isbell and the 400 unit for 2/22 at College Street Music Hall, I am not going there for work it turns out due to supply issues 🥴 it needs to be picked up at will call. I would like to get something back for it but most of all I don't want it to go to waste!

floor shitters watch out!

I threw the ball for the dog and it landed here

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. “No, it’s two in the pink, not three.”

I sprang out of bed in the middle of the night to the sound of my dog puking by the front door. In the dark without my glasses I didn’t see anything and let him out, then back in later. When we went to go on a walk after I got up there was a little pile that I somehow avoided stepping in 🙏

look at these absolutely honkin pieces of bacon(really just pork belly, uncured)

divided sky type shit

I just found out my younger daughter(23) has PCOS. Do any of you have any tips or suggestions to help her out? I feel like I’ve heard a few people talk about it on here.

he’s giving confused libertarian vibes

do you think there was a point when john williams was composing the imperial march he realized that he was ripping off a spoonful of sugar from mary poppins and just said fuck it?

I remember this tiny frog sequence being pretty freaky as a kid

pov when your dog would like you to get out of bed please

What’s cuter than hanging out with babies, chickens, and miniature goats? That’s right, nothing! Also, I’ve still got the baby mojo and sung her to sleep when she got fussy. I was babysitting while my friend got some gardening done at a local venue.

This is from the FB of a guy I met in Austin through a networking group. He works in mortgage lending, and when you talk to him he seems totally normal, but he is a qanon guy. He believes this shit. He believes in shape shifting demons and lizard people. It’s wild. I love it.

been getting into t-bones recently #beef

this is who I picture when I see ‘Polish Ambassador’

why the fuck did you change, glide? you used to be so nice and easy to use. any other glide people notice the change in material? I hate it

I’m watching Best in Show and 😂

I came across this playing card thing from the Austin Phish shows last summer

I once again made some incredible green chile and beef stew, along with some dried mushrooms and chipotle peppers 🤤

who up getting they knob gobbled?

one of my current kinks is roasting 4 chicken thighs then eating the skin of all four of them first

One of my vendors hooked me up with some dried mushrooms. Oysters and blue oysters. My question is how long do they need to simmer in a soup?

I like coconuts #wsmfp

Just finished seeing Melania! It was great and I love America and the president too!

the ocean is love!

green chile, eggs, goat cheese 🤤

gm from church

I went out to see this instead of finishing second set, and it was as weird as fuck and super fun

I’m not envious at all of yall in Mexico 😭

pew pew pew

I have no clue what song this is and I love it

good lovin?

uffda

split

mfmf! damn

I don’t really need to hear Julius on a playback, but it’s super fun to see at a show