ISN’T HE A HOTTIE??

Happy Birthday to an amazing friend and my favorite fake boyfriend ♥️ @galacticagay314.bsky.social

Be my wedding date? 💕

Was a good pull day 💪🏻

Leg Day 🤝🏻 Valentine’s Day

Nighttime gym sesh with @galacticagay314.bsky.social 💪🏼

I really do be forgetting about this app. 🫤

First day back in two months and my legs are jello 🫠

We need four day work weeks cause five days ain’t it.

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed today 😒

I haven’t slept good in over a week and it’s starting to take its toll on me mentally 🫩

Unfortunately I’m neither in California or Toronto, so if you see someone using my pics on Sniffies please report 🤗

Between my best friend coming over with her 1 year old and now my coworker announcing her pregnancy, the baby fever is real 😩

Stress is literally going to be the death of me. 🫠

Idk how to separate myself from work. I’m literally laying here wide awake stressing about assignments I have and I can’t turn my brain off.

Took my mom and my aunts to see Christmas lights tonight 🤗

On FT with @iamderekh.bsky.social and he took a work call and that f*g-cent disappeared REAL quick 😂

Now accepting applications for little spoon 👉🏻👈🏻

It snowed! 🥰

Anyways! 😂 not to be a Debbie Downer. Happy Thanksgiving 🧡

Maybe it’d be different if I had nieces or nephews or a husband/kids of my own but that’ll never happen so oh well 🥲

I feel like as I’ve gotten older and lost family the holidays just seem emptier/less special than they did as a kid.

You know what makes me irrationally upset? People that mumble when leaving a voicemail. Can barely make out their name, can’t decipher the address they’re giving me, “uhhhmm”-ing through what they’re asking for. Like damn speak up! 🗣️

Welp, guess it’s a grind my morning wood into my bed kinda morning 🫦

Had a discussion with my parents about moving to Chicago and it didn’t go well. 🙃

In unrelated news, I suddenly need a bottom 🥴

Had a dream I was laying some pipe and then woke up on top of my cuddle pillow. 🫢 still hard.

This has felt like the longest week ever 🫩

The whole relationship back and forth plot line is so tired though. Like season 3 and they’re STILL arguing about divorce.

Okay I’m hooked.

Me: Damn my tummy’s upset Also me: *eats a bunch of junk before bed*

Started The Diplomat, I don’t hate it but I’m not really into it either 🤔

Noon and I’m finally getting outta bed.

Damn I’ve had sniffies open for an hour now and NOTHING. I’m chopped. It’s over for me. 😭

Been talking to a guy for a few months but we just had the talk that it’s not realistic rn cause of the distance. I’m dead inside…. 🫩

Flew in from Chicago at 7am, went home and changed and then went straight to work 🥲

Do I be productive today or rot on the couch playing Cities Skylines 🤔

Went to bed early but have just been tossing and turning. 🫠

New painting for my wall! ☺️🎨

My bed was so warm and cozy and now I’m late to work 😭

First Sunday in a long while I didn’t have any dread or anxiety about work. It’s a nice feeling.

Woke up needing to put my **** in someone’s son.

Lowkey been in a raunchy ass mood lately 🥴

Kinda wanna go to bed but also kinda wanna choke on some dick. What to do, what to do.

Need an uncut man to give me attention. 🫦

Why they always release new fallout merch on the days I get paid 😭 how do they know??

Starting next spring there’s a new direct flight from STL to London and it’s actually affordable 👀 should I??

Warded off Sunday scaries… by working 🫣 I hate myself for going done that slope and working on a weekend, but I had no distractions and got so much done and I feel a lot better going into this week. I am trying to get to a better work/life balance though.