First day back in two months and my legs are jello 🫠

We need four day work weeks cause five days ain’t it.

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed today 😒

I haven’t slept good in over a week and it’s starting to take its toll on me mentally 🫩

Unfortunately I’m neither in California or Toronto, so if you see someone using my pics on Sniffies please report 🤗

Between my best friend coming over with her 1 year old and now my coworker announcing her pregnancy, the baby fever is real 😩

Stress is literally going to be the death of me. 🫠

Idk how to separate myself from work. I’m literally laying here wide awake stressing about assignments I have and I can’t turn my brain off.

Took my mom and my aunts to see Christmas lights tonight 🤗

On FT with @iamderekh.bsky.social and he took a work call and that f*g-cent disappeared REAL quick 😂

Now accepting applications for little spoon 👉🏻👈🏻

It snowed! 🥰

Anyways! 😂 not to be a Debbie Downer. Happy Thanksgiving 🧡

Maybe it’d be different if I had nieces or nephews or a husband/kids of my own but that’ll never happen so oh well 🥲

I feel like as I’ve gotten older and lost family the holidays just seem emptier/less special than they did as a kid.

You know what makes me irrationally upset? People that mumble when leaving a voicemail. Can barely make out their name, can’t decipher the address they’re giving me, “uhhhmm”-ing through what they’re asking for. Like damn speak up! 🗣️

Welp, guess it’s a grind my morning wood into my bed kinda morning 🫦

Had a discussion with my parents about moving to Chicago and it didn’t go well. 🙃

In unrelated news, I suddenly need a bottom 🥴

Had a dream I was laying some pipe and then woke up on top of my cuddle pillow. 🫢 still hard.

This has felt like the longest week ever 🫩

The whole relationship back and forth plot line is so tired though. Like season 3 and they’re STILL arguing about divorce.

Okay I’m hooked.

Me: Damn my tummy’s upset Also me: *eats a bunch of junk before bed*

Started The Diplomat, I don’t hate it but I’m not really into it either 🤔

Noon and I’m finally getting outta bed.

Damn I’ve had sniffies open for an hour now and NOTHING. I’m chopped. It’s over for me. 😭

Been talking to a guy for a few months but we just had the talk that it’s not realistic rn cause of the distance. I’m dead inside…. 🫩

Flew in from Chicago at 7am, went home and changed and then went straight to work 🥲

Do I be productive today or rot on the couch playing Cities Skylines 🤔

Went to bed early but have just been tossing and turning. 🫠

New painting for my wall! ☺️🎨

My bed was so warm and cozy and now I’m late to work 😭

First Sunday in a long while I didn’t have any dread or anxiety about work. It’s a nice feeling.

Woke up needing to put my **** in someone’s son.

Lowkey been in a raunchy ass mood lately 🥴

Kinda wanna go to bed but also kinda wanna choke on some dick. What to do, what to do.

Need an uncut man to give me attention. 🫦

Why they always release new fallout merch on the days I get paid 😭 how do they know??

Starting next spring there’s a new direct flight from STL to London and it’s actually affordable 👀 should I??

Warded off Sunday scaries… by working 🫣 I hate myself for going done that slope and working on a weekend, but I had no distractions and got so much done and I feel a lot better going into this week. I am trying to get to a better work/life balance though.

Would kill for a man to cuddle with rn. 🔪

The grift keeps on grifting I see 😪

They were wild for this shot.

Need to rewatch Sense8

Wait. THAT was the finale of Alien: Earth?!? That was fucking awful. This entire show was a disappointment. I was interested at first but holy fuck what a waste of time for it all to lead nowhere.

Finished The Paper. I liked it but I didn’t love it. I don’t know why they tied it to The Office, felt like it just could’ve been its own thing. The character development felt very rushed. Did we really need romance arcs already? Idk, anyways, Esmeralda was my fav character, girl had me cracking up.

My sex drive has been insane lately. Literally all I can think about all day is ******* **** and ****** *** 💦 👅

The only hangover cure I need