Eternally grateful that any time I try to leave a few minutes early for work my body will act up and cost me that time.

Weirdly funny that I learn that there's yet another Prince of Persia coming out while I'm browsing video game sales. That Sands of Time remake is never going to make it.

What a polite fellow.

It'd be nice if we could get Metroid Prime 2 & 3 back on modern consoles.

no she didn't. that isn't true

There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.

Well, it's an unusual mission, but okay...

Even coffee couldn't save her

This inspired me

hey! gonna be on gdq hotfix's bo update special in ~10 minutes, running hollow knight true ending nmg!!! yes you heard me right. hollow knight true ending nmg i haven't seriously run this category in like 2 years game twitch.tv/gamesdonequick

Meet me here in five minutes if you wanna boil some eggs

comms r open if you'd like to get anything before chrimbus -> heckingsne.cc#/commissions #commissions (alt link in comments if ISP blocks site)

ya'll aint ready for the discourse happening on the wall of my local punk bar in 2018

your honor, i was in my healing era

It's kinda funny how I can take hours to drink a can of soda because I'm an infrequent sipper but I'll crush a can of vegetable juice in seconds flat

Wow, can't believe I actually finished a video game for once. I should probably do that more often.

so there's this guy #talesoftheabyss

oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that

Lord help me, I'm thinking about baking cookies

Wonder if I could skip out of work to see the new lesbians movie

Santa Fe is now the first city to tie the minimum wage to the cost of rent. The Santa Fe City Council voted to raise its minimum wage from $15/hr to $17.50 by 2027 — but they also added another provision. Future increases will factor in inflation, and the price of housing.

Oh dear, she's got that look again

Donkey Kong but he's a chalicothere #paleosky #donkeykong #chalicotherium

More lens flare than a JJ Abrams film

Most people who get into game development don't want to be famous, there is a reason Yoko Taro wears a mask and Tobyfox is a small dog. I think this applies any creative endeavor that isn't film or music, really

Since the star collection and post-star collection cutscenes in Super Mario Galaxy 2 have an average length of 30 seconds and a full playthrough collects 240 stars, the player spends at least 2 hours per playthrough simply watching Mario collect stars.

Hmmmm, something seems off here...

bruh, I haven't even got around to the original version of Berseria yet

freaking epic that's what

#SaveSpeech if you've seen a video going around of Epstein survivors talking about their abuse, you need to be aware that video is promoting World-Without-Exploitation, an organization whose website supports legislation like KOSA, and advocates for the "Nordic model" they are not your allies.

Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more

This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.

I feel like this sometimes

OH WELL WHY NOT

Didn't know I had to have a special reason to buy a 28 can pack of V8.

My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away. Fuck cancer. Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...

Anxiety: What if you're not good enough Depression: Everyone hates you Kraid quick kill:

Godzilla has no fucking idea how to load that paper and is begging you for help.

The Serpent?!

Off for the next few days. Time to go home and lie in bed with the cats on my face, aggravating my allergies. Just as the Lord intended.

good morning

with my last breath i curse zoidberg