Who wore it better?

This was an (im)pressive yard sale find today.

Man this place sux

The Montreal Cognitive Assessment has added a new question to test for early signs of mental impairment.

“Oh, do you think he was referring to you?” Intentional or unintentional this was pretty savage

Pro Tip: Don’t just plop your butt down on a toilet seat immediately after getting out of the sauna. Cuz ur sweaty butt is gonna want to slide right off!

A true sign of quality, value, and customer assurance….

I came. I saw. I conquered. First trip to Costco, and on a Saturday. I survived. Decent hotdog for the price too!

Sometimes, it can take many years for your work to see the light of day or be openly discussed. This can be demotivating, especially when achievements cannot be disclosed. Happy to see that a patent I led has finally been published: Patent App US20250310354A1 view the patent here: lnkd.in/gHmQXUhi

For those that celebrate.

We are now in “Weekend at Bernie’s” territory…

This place sux Don’t come here, you won’t like it….

theonion.info 💕💕💕🥳🤣

This is great! 😂

Saw my first bat of the season. Spring in Minnesota.

Holy shit. They served me my double espresso correctly 🤯 Good crema, spoon, and sparkling water. If you are north of the cities check out Coffeesmith in Forest Lake, MN.

@claytoonz.bsky.social 😂😂😂

Holy shit. That is one of the most bigoted and racist statements I’ve heard from a company in a long time

*slow clap

$1,900 later 🙃🫠 Well at least that’s taken care of for the next 20-30yrs. bsky.app/profile/nick...

Had to launder some money today….literally. My dogo was a bit of a jerk, and started chewing on my pencil bag, which had extra cash, pens, pencils, fidgets, and some small candies.

This is a well-documented pattern in medical research and reflects systemic gender bias in pain assessment and treatment.👇

Pro Tip: don’t be that “guy” who tiles AROUND the appliances, so that if there is leakage it just stays there… I removed a good few tiles. Most of those tiles in the back didn’t even have grout. PS: I need a new hot water heater 🙃🫠

Absolutely! #BookSky

Seriously, something is the water here in Forest Lake, MN . Different thrift store on other side of town. 👠 🏓 (No kink shaming, just ripping on Forest Lake IYKYK) bsky.app/profile/nick...

Show me your (spice) rack Made a nice dry rub for a rack of baby back ribs I just started.

Kiddo was riding her bike in less than 5min after training wheels coming off!!

I like Presidents who DON'T tweet.

“Sending abrasive dickhead to negotiate with Iran has backfired”

As there a possibility that we can start exiling people to St. Helena again? Just “asking”….

Via FB 🤣🤪🫠

Lying from the White House Podium is now a family tradition.

Was shopping at the Forest Lake, MN Goodwill today and there definitely was a vibe going on……

BiBimBop via the Duluth Grill cookbook.

What the duck!!

Uncured thin sliced bacon is just a waste of a good pig. ⛰️💀

NEW: Kentucky’s largest drug rehab center touts a Christian message and a selfless commitment to helping others. But internally, the organization prioritized money over the well-being of its clients and staff, interviews show. W/ @kentucky.com www.propublica.org/article/kent...

If you are required BY LAW to send your child to PUBLIC SCHOOL then lunch should be FREE. Yes, I am aware I will pay for it with my taxes. Yes, I am fine with this.

To all the people that still thinks this flag is you “heritage”. Kindly go fornicate with a bag of phallus , then auto-definistrate from the closest location possible.

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

A reminder: The Attorney General of the United States should be the people's lawyer, not the president's personal attorney. The Department of Justice should act to protect the public, not the occupant of the Oval Office and his political allies.

What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Mercedes? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball more than 300 yards without hitting a tree. 😬🫣🤭

Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal

That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress beforehand, or our allies, or coherently explain to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers. Reminder that Congress has the power to stop this.

Picked these up at the thrift store today. IYKYK #mainframe