It does not seem possible that I've watched 27 episodes of Kamen Rider (Ryuuki) in the last two days, and yet...

He doesn't mind!!

Dear self, Dogs don't understand slow blinks.

I can't stop yawning whenever I really have to pee. It's so weird.

Just saw the Toxic Avenger with @nicolemay.bsky.social It's an entirely watchable movie, and is thus disrespectful to Lloyd Kaufman despite his: A) being alive, B) an executive producer, and C) appearing in the film. 😜

There needs to be a Treehouse of Horror episode about the eldritch curse that keeps Springfield on a sliding timescale, their collective static memory, and the living envying the dead. 💀🎃 "First Maude, then Bleeding Gums Murphy... When's it old Moe's turn?"

Warlord: "Conan, what is best in life?" Conan: "When you're cuddling your girlfriend and she falls asleep in your arms." Warlord: 🥹❤️

I have invasive thoughts. What people imagine: [violent screaming.] Actual thought: "🎵 Taaaaajaaaaadoruuuuu 🎵"

The search is over... I GOT A NEW APARTMENT!!!!1!!1! Moving day is two weeks from today.

Our main story tonight concerns Mech pilots, the easiest and cheapest way to make sure you get a pet that's already housebroken.

@nicolemay.bsky.social is a one in a million kinda gal, which, yes, technically means there's 8,000 of her in circulation, but I'm no less thankful for her. Love you, beautiful girl! (NOTE TO SELF: Get newer selfies.)

Marvel branding remains undefeated.

Overheard yesterday: "I'm a vegetarian, but I do drink human blood." Is there a cannibal equivalent to pescatarianism? Because this sounds like that.

damn.

SPOILER FREE REVIEW: SUPERMAN First, it is in no way a traditional Superman film; no Christ allegory here. It is however in every way, for better or for worse, a James Gunn movie. I personally love a good deal of Gunn's big, bombastic comic book action... 1/

i love holding real news in my hands

If I wanted to link my consciousness to a computer, would I need an ADHDMI cable? 🤔

Why Rage Against the Machine? Why not Generally Irritated at the Machine? Why not Grumbling Behind the Machine's Back? Why not Expressing Anger Sensibly for the Benefit of the Machine?

like half the time i do a bit in this place i get a “but thats not true”

"I'm too autistic for jokes," I said while hyper-literally analysing a bit by @nicolemay.bsky.social.

My father, a homophobic evangelical, once chided me saying that it was against my self-interest as a queer white trans woman to support the rights and freedoms of Muslims in the West. I wish I could show him this. I've yet to face violence from a Muslim. Christians, however...

What you don’t realize about the tv show Friends was that it was actually the coffee shop AU for an extremely dark and twisted fictional universe, just exceptionally horrific. In the reality that the tv show was a coffee shop AU of, the characters’ lives were very bleak. Chandler didn’t have a face.

using food show where you grew up

GM!

The Evansville Press, April 10,1916

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 28,1956

ah yes, the reasonable centre dems are gonna fucking kill us all

Any time a sweaty white guy starts insisting he shouldn’t need to get consent, they’re in the wrong side of history.

I have seven new holes, and none of them are good for sex. Where's the justice?

"Baby, it's okay. I'm bleeding, not dying." Oh, the things you say when somebody loves you.

The tubes are out. I'm up and about. My appetite is normal. Pain is minimal, though discomfort is mid. My sweet, wonderful, ever-loving girlfriend @nicolemay.bsky.social (who has been vital to my sanity) set up my bedframe, and now I feel at home and safe. 🥹❤️😭 I DON'T HAVE CANCER ANYMORE!

Update: I'm two days post-op and recovering well. The catheter is out, the leakage has slowed, and I'm able to walk around the ward. However, I have been ordered to pass gas as often as possible. How am I supposed to do that? Women don't fart! 😜

This dog politely asked for a musician's drumstick in the middle of their performance. Always excited to find a fellow stick lover. 12/10

17 years ago today I became Miranda Sparks on paper, and while this year's celebration will be *very* belated, it's still worth marking the simple joy humanity. 💜

In less than 24 hours I'll be cancer free. How cool is that? (A weak, bedbound invalid doped to her eyeballs on painkillers - but a weak, bedbound invalid without cancer!)

Today's reading - A Few Rules for Predicting the Future by Octavia Butler: commongood.cc/reader/a-few...

fr dawg

I'd resolved to spend most of 2025 on my back, and I've managed to live up to it so far; not because I'm the slut I wanted to be, but because pain. 😤

26 conversions in A.D. 46!

“Trans was invented five years ago.”

Carl Sagan reciting a poem on relativity: "There was a young lady named Bright, Who could travel much faster than light. She set off one day, in a relative way, And returned the preceding night."

"I'd kill for you." "Please don't."

I know you were freaked out by all the people, and I know you don't understand that we'll likely never see each other again, but I need the universe to know how much I love you, and hope against hope the cosmos will deliver it back to you. (She's fine. I'm being forced to move.)

I've been writing a Star Trek fan series I plan to turn into an audio serial. It's a lot of fun, but I think I suck at writing an ensemble. 😅